What's the sexiest mode of transport?

[becki1701]

I likey the first one I REALLY want a motorbikes!!!

 

[internetstalker]

 

[rapattaque]

Tube

 

[Iam]

Is it mean that I really want to see him ^^ fall off (the skater, not rapattaque )??

 

[weltweit]

If you are a petite female with a narrow waist, then the sexiest form of transport is a modern superbike, something like a YZF1000R1 but never as a pillion, you ride it yourself.

 

[Spymaster]

Is it mean that I really want to see him ^^ fall off

Nope, perfectly natural. What one really wants to see is the board slip away and him land on his bollocks.

Perfectly natural.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I suppose I'd better introduce you peasants to the Riva Aquarama

 

[Spymaster]

Meh. Looks like something out of Wind In The Willows.

"Come on Toad!"

 

[teuchter]

that yellow nosed minger that Teuchter posted.

You have no idea what a terrible thing to say that is.

Anyway, is this more to your taste? It looks more like a plane, in fact:

 

[kyser_soze]

I suppose I'd better introduce you peasants to the Riva Aquarama

Such a sad story behind those. I caught the tail end of a Clarkson's MotorWorld where he interviewed the designer of these amazing boats, and he was explaining how he'd sold the design rights to someone or other, got bored with retirement and asked them if he could start building them again, just for the hell of it, and was told no.

Very sad.

 

[cesare]

The sexiest form of transport is being swept up in the arms of a strong male who carries you over the puddle that he has just covered with his brand new jacket.

 

[Wintermute]

Who doesn't want to ride a supermodel?

 

[becki1701]

The sexiest form of transport is being swept up in the arms of a strong male who carries you over the puddle that he has just covered with his brand new jacket.

^^^^^ Mmmmm, I change my vote!!

 

[teuchter]

The sexiest form of transport is being swept up in the arms of a strong male who carries you over the puddle that he has just covered with his brand new jacket.

Why would he put his coat in the puddle if he's going to carry you over it anyway?

Doesn't he want to get his tootsies wet?

He's not thinking ahead. Later on it might get cold and then he won't be able to lend you his because it'll be all wet and muddy. Then you'll get hypothermia and die. That's not very sexy.

 

[mauvais]

Not like you can turn up to the pub in it though. Now a jumpjet, yes, but neither the Harrier nor the JSF are that sexy.

 

[cesare]

Why would he put his coat in the puddle if he's going to carry you over it anyway?

Doesn't he want to get his tootsies wet?

He's not thinking ahead. Later on it might get cold and then he won't be able to lend you his because it'll be all wet and muddy. Then you'll get hypothermia and die. That's not very sexy.

Whoever said that thinking males were sexy

It's all about primal maaaaaan. Even at the expense of dry cleaning a jacket. Don't you know nuffink????

 

[teuchter]

It's all about primal maaaaaan.

*Starts hitting cesare, unthinkingly*

 

[cesare]

*Starts hitting cesare, unthinkingly*

Drag me off to your cave and ravish me you animal etc

 

[kyser_soze]

Not like you can turn up to the pub in it though. Now a jumpjet, yes, but neither the Harrier nor the JSF are that sexy.

That's cos it still looks like a proper fighter jet, not a splat, which in fairness both the F-22 and JSF do.

Yo momma so fat, etc

Where're the curves!?!

 

[quimcunx]

Whoever said that thinking males were sexy

It's all about primal maaaaaan. Even at the expense of dry cleaning a jacket. Don't you know nuffink????

And where would we be if all men were sexy? hm? You need ones like teuchter too.

 

[quimcunx]

I suppose I'd better introduce you peasants to the Riva Aquarama

Now, this is sexy.

 

[cesare]

And where would we be if all men were sexy? hm? You need ones like teuchter too.

Damning with faint praise

 

[obanite]

<cums>

^^^^ look it even has a pillion seat <guffaw>

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

 

[Dhimmi]

Being carried by Batman

ah batman. The only wealthy black clad crusader for justice who isn't a fascist

A night out with Max Moseley should cure him...

Meanwhile lets get some tracks on...

Oh and three wheelers can be neat

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

The Pontiac:

 

[888]

It's definitely not bicycles.

 

[Structaural]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Meh. Looks like something out of Wind In The Willows.

"Come on Toad!"

I'll take your meh and raise you 5 mehs

 

[teuchter]

I'll take your meh and raise you 5 mehs

That looks like the kind of boat that someone who knew nothing about boats would own.

What is the weird padded area at the back for?