What's the most ridiculous sandwich you've made?

[mrs quoad]

I have never experienced a sandwich toaster

Fiver. Tesco's.

Just don't try anything too ambitious in it

 

[idioteque]

Toasted chee-nut butter. You get the idea.

 

[spring-peeper]

Cheese and tomato eh? What will they think of next!

Chicken and jam here

I put strawberry jam on my cheese sandwiches - so delicious and no-one ever steals it on me. I never thought of it as strange, though.

I also like to spread chip dip over bread and then layer chips onto of it. (chips = crisps).

Both are now off the menu, though. Stupid body has decided to become lactose intolerant.

 

[Disaster]

When I was a student about 5 years ago, I went to a burger van near a building site for a sausage and egg sandwich. I wasn't paying too much attention and sprinkled what I thought was salt on my sandwich. It was one of those sugar shakers that lets out a teaspoon at a time. I must have put about 2 teaspoons on. The tough blokey builders stood around were almost in hysterics, so I walked away eating the sandwich as if I put sugar on all my sausage and egg butties.

Undoubtedly one of the most prominent moments of fail in my life

 

[Roadkill]

An old mate of mine used to have some fairly bizarre domestic habits. It used to drive his housemates up the wall at times, although it did have some rather surreal moments as well. He used to make a big tupperware full of whatever filling he fancied on a Sunday and then make his sandwiches from it for the rest of the week. Some of the fillings were vaguely conventional - Tuna with a variety of sauces, for instance - but a lot weren't. Every Sunday, whilst he was out, whoever cooked lunch would leave a portion for him. One Sunday evening when I was there he came in, took the plateful of meat pie, potatoes and veg out from the fridge and tipped it into his tupperware. He followed it with a tin of tuna, some tabasco sauce and a good squirt of mayonnaise and then mashed it all up with the potato masher. He offered the rest of a taste before he shoved it back in the fridge. We all declined politely, for some reason.