What's the last thing you broke in your house?

[Mrs Magpie]

A willow-pattern bowl which I dashed to the floor when my son was being a boorish areshole last Sunday morning. Better a bowl than thumping him.

 

[Citizen66]

Some super-duper looking bottle opener that looks way more sturdy and bomb-proof that it actually turned out to be

 

[feyr]

glass jar

 

[May Kasahara]

Living room window a couple of months ago, during an enthusiastic but clumsy fly-killing vendetta.

 

[moon]

I broke my ioniser so got a shiny new one of these to replace it
http://www.youraromatherapy.co.uk/acatalog/Pureaire_System.html

 

[henrytheoctopus]

i threw someone else's mug against a wall at someone else's flat last month. breaking things feels really refreshing sometimes, but i still feel really fucking guilty about it.

 

[Herbsman.]

This guy's leg.

 

[henrytheoctopus]

my leg, yeah? i'm actually a woman. feel free to break the other one, too. i'm in the mood to be legless.

 

[Herbsman.]

Was I talking about you?

 

[henrytheoctopus]

not a clue.

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

a wine glass full of wine, smashed into teeny pieces.
It was VV messy

 

[Herbsman.]

not a clue.

Me neither.