What's the correct term of friendly abuse...

[soulman]

Here's...weepy!!

You keep saying this but I haven't got a clue what you mean. Is it supposed to be some sort of personal abuse?

 

[laptop]

Bump? Hello nightshift!

 

[rekil]

A rockin stiff.

 

[rekil]

A rockin stiff.

No. Crap ffs.

 

[rutabowa]

"dickhead"??

what's the correct thing to do at weekends then? i guess we should sit around drinking and eating ourselves in to a stupor and waiting for death, do you think.

 

[clandestino]

just "weekender" does the trick i reckon.

or 'part time punk". here they come, la la la la la la...

 

[belboid]

The Artist Formerly Known As Customer Service Assistant 4827

or '...Usually Known As...' would probably work better

 

[Badger Kitten]

Part-time minstrel and weekend wastrel?
Two-day troubadour?
Friday Nite Mike Bandit?

 

[Gromit]

x-factor reject

 

[rutabowa]

part time punk is the best one, it has proper musical history