What's the best way to kill...?

[Spymaster]

Feed the cat ANYONE of your tedious,self serving threads

Two words?

 

[Firky]

Don't feel rotten!


T'is just one of them things.


We'll miss him for sure, but it aint your fault

*punches you softly on the shoulder*

pint?

 

[Firky]

Two words?

He's bitter because I don't like coldplay.. apparently I'm too cool or something.

 

[chriswill]

In the spirit of the thread title, I find that driving a car into them usually does the trick.

 

[spring-peeper]

In the spirit of the thread title, I find that driving a car into them usually does the trick.

nah - they bounce

Ya gotta run the car OVER it.

And - once again, use the duct tape to fix it to the pavement. One quick rev of the engine, pop the handbrake and wait for a gentle thud under the tyre.

 

[JGWacky]

In the spirit of the thread title, I find that driving a car into them usually does the trick.

What about that bloke that got done for driving over the cat several times to put it out of its misery from the first knock? He got caught on camera

 

[stella_cat]

Give cat to me immediately. Have oystercard, will travel.

You heartless fucking fucks.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

gaffer tape cat to stella cat


push both of them out of the window

see witch of them lands on their feet

 

[electrogirl]

Give cat to me immediately. Have oystercard, will travel.

You heartless fucking fucks.

You want a dead cat? Weirdo.

 

[pengaleng]

I've heard you can make a nice stew out of a few nice bits of cat...

 

[pengaleng]

http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html << how to cook a cat, beware graphic pictures and a nasty lookin website

 

[pengaleng]

 

[electrogirl]

http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html << how to cook a cat, beware graphic pictures and a nasty lookin website

"Dogs cook too!".

 

[stella_cat]

witch

freudian slip?

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

nah just dyslexia

ah but you couls see if a cat can really sit on a flyin broom

 

[pengaleng]

nah just dyslexia

 

[stella_cat]

This is just the most tasteless thread when a fellow poster has lost their cat tonight. But whatever amuses you.

 

[pengaleng]

This is just the most tasteless thread when a fellow poster has lost their cat tonight. But whatever amuses you.

they didnt take offence iirc... dont you READ the threads???

the dude who lost the cat even posted this you tard... http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=4002202&postcount=34

 

[stella_cat]

erm, no

 

[pengaleng]

erm, no

well shut your hole then. you just make yourself look stupid.

 

[stella_cat]

oh fuck off. it's still tasteless. that is all.

 

[pengaleng]

oh fuck off. it's still tasteless. that is all.

fine, you made your point.

 

[TeeJay]

Killing stuff is teh funnie!!!!1111!111!oneone

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Firky is teh funnie
#
#/////

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

try schrodingers experiment then you you can experiance livin cat dead cat and a cat that is both livin and dead at the same time

 

[Sesquipedalian]

well shut your hole then. you just make yourself look stupid.

Don't be nasty now........TWAT

 

[electrogirl]

Don't be nasty now........TWAT

Miaow!

chortles at self

 

[Red Faction]

i started a thread about this ages back
it got binned in about 20seconds

www.airwarzone.co.uk

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

What's the best way to kill my cat? It is pissing me off. Meowfuckingoff

The winner of the best idea will get their pics published on my webshite.

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[farmerbarleymow]

...and then put it in the microwave, apparently...

...a la Blue Hall estate in Stockton-on-Tees. I used to live round the corner from that estate when I was a kid, and it was dog rough then, so that story about cat meeting microwave doesn't surprise me at all.

I loathe cats, but I wouldn't go that far - poor little cat

I wouldn't waste electricity on a cat in any case

 

[pengaleng]

Don't be nasty now........TWAT

fuck yourself up the arsehole with a fucking spanner. cunt.