What's the best way to go brown?

[Pip]

If you've never had a tan it's unlikely you'll go brown. People who are predisposed to it go brown just nipping to the shops. You'll freckle or burn, and either way you'll fuck your skin in the process.

 

[madzone]

I really cant have brown legs, they are so white they repel the suns rays, the rest of me can be boiling and going pink and my legs will feel cold to the touch

Yeah, me too. It really fucks me off. 1976 is the last time my legs went brown

 

[madzone]

spray it on then

Have you ever tried spray tanning your own legs?

 

[Clair De Lune]

Well I have never had brown legs. Even as a kid when I lived in shorts all summer long, they were still milky white.

 

[Orang Utan]

If you've never had a tan it's unlikely you'll go brown. People who are predisposed to it go brown just nipping to the shops. You'll freckle or burn, and either way you'll fuck your skin in the process.

quite, which is why i said earlier that you should learn to be content with your skin whatever shade it is

 

[madzone]

quite, which is why i said earlier that you should learn to be content with your skin whatever shade it is

I do tan though, I just burn first.

 

[Orang Utan]

Have you ever tried spray tanning your own legs?

no, just an arm and it's a bummer, but you want braarn legs, so i'm sure you won't mind making an effort

 

[Orang Utan]

I do tan though, I just burn first.

not good. stay pale.

 

[madzone]

no, just an arm and it's a bummer, but you want braarn legs, so i'm sure you won't mind making an effort

It's nothing to do with effort.

Fuck it, I'm going to get security to evict you from this thread.............

 

[dessiato]

You go brown though?

Yes, never been a problem, and I don't burn.

 

[strung out]

start off with one finger at a time...

heh, i came on to say something like that

i would have said it really vindictively ofc

 

[spacemonkey]

I was reading something earlier about that sun tan hormone Melanotan.

Fuck me that's some scary shit.

 

[Orang Utan]

It's nothing to do with effort.

Fuck it, I'm going to get security to evict you from this thread.............

ok then stay out in the sun until you're brown enough then

 

[revol68]

heh, i came on to say something like that

i would have said it really vindictively ofc

To be honest I have felt really disappointed by the lack of puerile smutty responses.

 

[Pip]

quite, which is why i said earlier that you should learn to be content with your skin whatever shade it is

Well I don't necessarily agree with that, but don't harm yourself in the plight to look a bit different ffs.

Bear in mind madz, that some people look a bit shit and grubby with a tan. I go brown just looking at postcards, but make myself unnaturally palid because it looks better
I bet you if you weren't born to tan it's unlikely it'll suit you.

 

[madzone]

ok then stay out in the sun until you're brown enough then

 

[revol68]

Well I don't necessarily agree with that, but don't harm yourself in the plight to look a bit different ffs.

Bear in mind madz, that some people look a bit shit and grubby with a tan. I go brown just looking at postcards, but make myself unnaturally palid because it looks better
I bet you if you weren't born to tan it's unlikely it'll suit you.

Sooo jealous.

 

[DotCommunist]

Well I don't necessarily agree with that, but don't harm yourself in the plight to look a bit different ffs.

Bear in mind madz, that some people look a bit shit and grubby with a tan. I go brown just looking at postcards, but make myself unnaturally palid because it looks better
I bet you if you weren't born to tan it's unlikely it'll suit you.

Parasol?

factor 85 GothBlock?

 

[madzone]

Well I don't necessarily agree with that, but don't harm yourself in the plight to look a bit different ffs.

Bear in mind madz, that some people look a bit shit and grubby with a tan. I go brown just looking at postcards, but make myself unnaturally palid because it looks better
I bet you if you weren't born to tan it's unlikely it'll suit you.

I do tan!!!! I'm trying to fnd out the best way to do it though. Usually I burn first but if I wear sunscreen I may just go brown. Shheeeeeesh!!

 

[revol68]

Parasol?

factor 85 GothBlock?

I'm hoping for a general melancholic outlook.

 

[Pip]

Parasol?

factor 85 GothBlock?

Daily SPF 50 and foundation 15 shades too pale, woo!

 

[Orang Utan]

you're tetchy today

 

[Tank Girl]

I look grubby if I use tanning moisturiser. I got some rimmel leg make up stuff the other day. I looked grubby with it on. I'm never going to look good with a pretend tan, so will have to stay white with purple blotches.

 

[Pip]

I'm hoping for a general melancholic outlook.

I retract my woo.


^v^^v^

 

[revol68]

Daily SPF 50 and foundation 15 shades too pale, woo!

I'm sticking with a melancholic disposition with a slighty goth twinge.

 

[Orang Utan]

I have to be content with looking like i've just come all the time

 

[madzone]

I look grubby if I use tanning moisturiser. I got some rimmel leg make up stuff the other day. I looked grubby with it on. I'm never going to look good with a pretend tan, so will have to stay white with purple blotches.

The tone of my skin is quite nice with a tan, nice and goldeny. I can never seem to get it even enough though

This year I'm going to fucking crack it

 

[madzone]

you're tetchy today

Because you're nagging me

 

[Clair De Lune]

I have to be content with looking like i've just come all the time

Could be worse

 

[Orang Utan]

Because you're nagging me

i'm not. i just want you to be happy.