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what's it like to drive a lorry?

You should have asked mr moose when we were in Hathersage - he does it every day. I think the general answer to your question is 'bloody great, unless you have to do it for living' :D
 
Han, I think you'd be a great truck driver. Get over this side of the world: the road trains are feckin enormous :)

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han said:
We should organise an urban trip sometime....when yer sprog's old enough to appreciate diggers. :)

Zenie - I don't know what the bird out of Shameless is like, but....I hope she's not too horrific! :D

I'd get loads of tattoos and make my beer belly even more enormous, and keep loads of porn in the glove compartment. And wolf-whistle at blonde babes who were walking down the street. And wear a lumberjack shirt. And eat big fried brekkies. And belch all the time.

But no - there are some very slight little laydees who I've seen commandeering huge trucks recently and it's mighty impressive. Guess it's the power steering.

It must be great being that high up. Paulie - is it scary driving a truck in London? I mean - trying to squeeze down all the streets with parking on both sides? :eek: It's bad enough going down Brixton Hill at the best of times, the road has got 4 lanes but definitely isn't big enough for 4 lines of traffic.....

I like the sound of your new 'trucker' look, han :D Power steering is definitely good fun. Driving in London was fine, once you get used the dimensions. And if you meet a car on a street that you can't squeeze by each other, you simply sit there and wait for them to reverse, cos, like zenie says, size matters ;)

Worst bit was probably parking, reversing back into spaces that are only just begin enough was a bit heart in throat. And hoping you don't get ticketed when you're running off to deliver 6 rolls of lino up 3 flights of stairs - compared to that, the driving was easy.
 
moose said:
'bloody great, unless you have to do it for living' :D

That's about the size of it.

I used to drive 38 tonne artics. I hated it as a job but loved driving them particularly empty when they accelerate like a rocket :)
 
I've driven tractors and a couple of biiiiiiiig JCB's, but I'd love to drive a lorry... tractors just aren't fast enough :o

I would seriously consider driving a lorry (long haul) as a profession... working in a office surrounded by people can be very grating sometimes.
 
Iemanja speaking...

trashpony said:
I used to have a fantasy about driving one of these kind of things

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and then getting out of the cab at the truck stop and people being amazed at me being female. :o

I don't think I've ever grown out of it. Most of my friends are appalled I want to go to diggerworld - they think I'm really sad :D

me too!

Funny thing was I thought I was the only woman who dreamed of driving a big truck, until I joined urban75 :D

I'll come to diggerworld, whatever that is, it sounds like fun ;)
 
I used to drive one of these...

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It was great... It had one of them air horns and everything

One of the other drivers forgot how high up he was once, jumped out, and promptly broke his ankle! :)
 
Iemanja said:
Funny thing was I thought I was the only woman who dreamed of driving a big truck, until I joined urban75 :D

It looks like there's a few of us doesn't it :) Rah!

Bikergrrl - I really know what you mean - offices suck, don't they?

So why do the pro lorry drivers on this thead hate it as a job? Mr. Moose? Longdog?

It sounds like there's a big shortage of truckers in Oz, NZ and Canada....there are tons of adverts in the papers asking for people to emigrate to Canada as truck drivers....

Interesting article about a woman who used to be a lecturer at Goldsmiths who became a trucker!

I'm not necessarily thinking of it as a job, but would certainly like to have a go at driving an LGV....whereever it may lead....
 
han said:
So why do the pro lorry drivers on this thead hate it as a job? Mr. Moose? Longdog?
It used to be the hours - mr moose used to do 70+ a week. Now it's the pay - the Road Transport (Working Time) Regulations now limits you to 48 hours driving a week, and if you get paid hourly, that's bad news. The only way to make decent money is to be away 4 nights+ a week. There is generally no sick pay, even if you are injured at work :eek: and the lifestyle is notoriously unhealthy. A large part of the day is spent sitting in traffic, or if you deliver to somewhere big like Boots or Argos HQ, you can wait 4-5 hours just to be unloaded.

On the plus side, there's no boss looking over your shoulder, and if you have no ties to home, the world is your oyster. There are currently loads of initiatives to recruit more drivers, including women, as the Working Time Regulations mean most haulage companies now need more drivers to make up the shortfall in working hours.
 
moose said:
It used to be the hours - mr moose used to do 70+ a week. Now it's the pay - the Road Transport (Working Time) Regulations now limits you to 48 hours driving a week, and if you get paid hourly, that's bad news. The only way to make decent money is to be away 4 nights+ a week. There is generally no sick pay, even if you are injured at work :eek: and the lifestyle is notoriously unhealthy. A large part of the day is spent sitting in traffic, or if you deliver to somewhere big like Boots or Argos HQ, you can wait 4-5 hours just to be unloaded.

That sounds a bit grim...

moose said:
On the plus side, there's no boss looking over your shoulder, and if you have no ties to home, the world is your oyster. There are currently loads of initiatives to recruit more drivers, including women, as the Working Time Regulations mean most haulage companies now need more drivers to make up the shortfall in working hours.

It must better for people in the long run though? 70+ hours is a ridiculous amount of time to be working!
 
Most drivers I know would rather do the hours and get the money.
Many of them have had to take on other work since the hours were reduced - mr moose now gets up a 5am to do a couple of hours in the office before he starts driving.
 
I often drive 7.5t trucks for work and I hate the bloody things, mainly becuase it's often in central London and everyone there drives and rides like they want to kill themselves :(
 
That is before tax, and generally you have to cough up for your own insurance policy for if you get long-term injured, and contribute towards safety gear too. If you want to go to the dentist or an appointment during the working day, you often have to take the day off with no pay, and at a few places I know of, if your vehicle is being serviced you have an enforced day off with no pay. :eek:
 
Blimey. :eek:

Us charity sector / public sector workers don't realise how lucky we are, clearly! Well no, I do, but sometimes the freedom of the open road can be easily over-romanticised when compared to a stuffy office!
 
han said:
Us charity sector / public sector workers don't realise how lucky we are, clearly!
I think most workers in almost every other sector would say that was an understatement :D :p
 
trashpony said:
I used to have a fantasy about driving one of these kind of things

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and then getting out of the cab at the truck stop and people being amazed at me being female. :o

I don't think I've ever grown out of it. Most of my friends are appalled I want to go to diggerworld - they think I'm really sad :D
me too :o

Do you get to drive a tractor at diggerworld? I want to drive a tractor... only a short distance, just once :D
 
BiddlyBee said:
me too :o

Do you get to drive a tractor at diggerworld? I want to drive a tractor... only a short distance, just once :D

Yes they've got tractors! But you need to be more than 100cm high to drive them. ;)
 
han said:
Anyone driven one? What's it like?

It's probably a bit mad, me being a militant cyclist and all (and us being natural enemies with LGVs), but I'd really like to have a go at it.

I'd like to go on one of those 'experience days' and drive a ten ton juggernaut round an assault course or something.

It sounds like lots of fun. :D

Oh and that reminds me - anyone fancy an Urban trip to Diggerland sometime? :D

Oh, to drive a biodiesel-powered Unimog around the world....*sigh*
I've driven loads of stuff up to 7.5tonne (plus reversed a 32 tonne artic out of a loading bay once :) ), but I have to say that, for sheer driving pleasure, there's not much to beat driving a reasonably powered car (I haven't got a bike licence, so I can't comment on that, but I'd imagine that's loadsa fun too).

What you notice more than anything with big stuff is the limited all-round visibility - driving a car, at least, offers you the ability to know what's going on all around you and drive accordingly.
 
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