mentalchik
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit."
i don't even have a wardrobe![]()
me neither EJ.......
*holds hands with RJ and silently weeps*
i don't even have a wardrobe![]()
better trademark it quick.
alas an excellent word it may be....but it's been around a long time.
Weird how everyone's basically got the same stuff. Does no one have any unusual stuff, rather than mainstream old corsets/stockings?![]()
"cyberdog red cyber-tartan mini"
I can't even begin to imagine what that is.![]()
Weird how everyone's basically got the same stuff. Does no one have any unusual stuff, rather than mainstream old corsets/stockings?![]()
Tartan flannelette pyjamas?
I'm never going to have sex again am I? *weeps*![]()



I have the skin of my many victims, fashioned into a variety of interesting garments that look good for any occasion.

our bedroom is beginning to resemble rupaul's drag race![]()
*scarpers*


My sexytime pants are clean pants!!![]()

that's even less sexy than mine
do you want a cup of tea?
It is not funny![]()

I can do wonders with a strategically spilt red wine.. I don't really like tea..

the reality of it isn't so funny, but the way in which you said it was.
we could have a whip round for an escort with extras if it's that desperate?

What a waste of wine![]()
)Other than some really good underwear, short skirts when I'm in a less butters cycle and some killer heels, nowt really![]()
