What's in your glass?

[sojourner]

you a bloke or a burd?

he's a bloke

and a fucking crackin bloke, at that

 

[cesare]

he's a bloke

and a fucking crackin bloke, at that

yep

 

[sojourner]

I know you did, that's what made it funnier

That last bar I pulled some bird after you 'went', well no, some bird pulled me I should say. She grabbed hold of me and said 'are you gay'? I said no and she said 'are you sure' so i sez yeah and she says 'OK my name's Nora (wtf?!) here's my number, ring me'. Then she left

see?? see - nora was expecting something - which she shouldn't have been. given the circumstances. poor nora - you probably blew her mind

 

[MightyAphrodite]

I know you did, that's what made it funnier

That last bar I pulled some bird after you 'went', well no, some bird pulled me I should say. She grabbed hold of me and said 'are you gay'? I said no and she said 'are you sure' so i sez yeah and she says 'OK my name's Nora (wtf?!) here's my number, ring me'. Then she left

dirty slag

he's a bloke

and a fucking crackin bloke, at that

yep

ace ...

 

[MightyAphrodite]

see?? see - nora was expecting something - which she shouldn't have been. given the circumstances. poor nora - you probably blew her mind

gives new meaning to the phrase 'fuckin nora' ....


youre still a bint snapper....

 

[cesare]

nora peep out of nora since

 

[sojourner]

dirty slag

i can honestly say, that redsnapper is a fucking ACE bloke, and his mate is too, we had such a good time

so err, yeh, not a dirty slag


well, not that we saw, anyway

 

[MightyAphrodite]

i can honestly say, that redsnapper is a fucking ACE bloke, and his mate is too, we had such a good time

so err, yeh, not a dirty slag


well, not that we saw, anyway

but he is

he knows i dont mean it (i think ) xxx

 

[softybabe]

I'm on a chilean chardonnay that I picked up for a song in Somerfield, and I have my eye on a chilean merlot that was also going for a - well, you know


And your good selves?

diluted ribena

 

[sojourner]

but he is

he knows i dont mean it (i think ) xxx

oh
it's getting messy now

 

[sojourner]

diluted ribena

GTFO

 

[MightyAphrodite]

oh
it's getting messy now

show yer chops snapper...

tell her i dont mean it.....

 

[MightyAphrodite]

GTFO

LMAO

 

[yardbird]

I went looking for my life today, but couldn't find it and ended up in Sainsburys.
I got these little dumpy bottles and I'll go looking again tomorrow.

 

[Strumpet]

*clinks another pear cider at the screen GENTLY*

 

[sojourner]

I went looking for my life today, but couldn't find it and ended up in Sainsburys.
I got these little dumpy bottles and I'll go looking again tomorrow.

get your fucking dander up right now


or else

 

[mentalchik]

Happy Shopper cola and ice !

 

[kalidarkone]

Shepherds purse and lady's mantle- in a mug.

 

[cesare]

get your fucking dander up right now


or else

ooo that sounds quite rude

 

[Tank Girl]

fucking hell, you and your husband are no fun, no fun

not true! as soon as he saw me post that he presented me with a jd and coke

 

[Strumpet]

Shepherds purse and lady's mantle- in a mug.

What the hell is that?

 

[cesare]

What the hell is that?

It sounds like some sort of hedgerow brew

 

[kalidarkone]

What the hell is that?

Womb toning herbal tea

 

[sojourner]

not true! as soon as he saw me post that he presented me with a jd and coke

still boring

jd? and coke?

 

[sojourner]

Shepherds purse and lady's mantle- in a mug.

what??

WHAT???

 

[Strumpet]

You're toning your womb, kali? Heh...


Ffs shove some alcohol in there. Soj's blood pressure is going up!

 

[kalidarkone]

Soj drink some yarrow tea- it will bring your blood pressure down

 

[sojourner]

Soj drink some yarrow tea- it will bring your blood pressure down

i don't think it'll mix with red wine but thank you darling

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Cheap wine. Later . . . Cheap Whiskey.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

no glass no more....

drinkin from the bottle.