What's in your glass?

[sojourner]

bump cos i'm fucking bored and you are all here to entertain me

 

[MightyAphrodite]

bump cos i'm fucking bored and you are all here to entertain me

youre lookin for a row innit....


)(&)*!!! @ bannings

 

[Detroit City]

medium grade vodka with diet grapefruit soda (diet squirt to be specific)

 

[Voley]

seriously if you're not fucking drinking, fuck off

You do make me laugh, ya narky cunt!

In my glass is a nice drop of 2006 Wolf Blass Shiraz Cabernet Sauvignon.The picture of the pregnant woman drinking on the label made me laugh.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Tap water

 

[Roadkill]

Water.

But I may have a beer later.

 

[redsnapper]

bump cos i'm fucking bored and you are all here to entertain me

You're beginning to get scary like last Saturday, I was glad I was on your side that night

Mine's an ice cold Blue Label Smirnoff fwiw.....now off you fuck I'm hijacking this thread

*stands guard bottle in hand*

 

[redsnapper]

You do make me laugh, ya narky cunt!

IME she says those things to people IRL (random people in bars) with a very serious look on her face. I'm still having nightmares about it

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Hautes-Cotes De Beaune. I was expecting it to last the evening but it seems to be nearly empty.

 

[the button]

Bishop's Finger. Lovely stuff.

Just started drinking, in fact. Apart from the three pints at lunchtime.

 

[sojourner]

IME she says those things to people IRL (random people in bars) with a very serious look on her face. I'm still having nightmares about it

don't be giving all me secrets away!!

 

[sojourner]

youre lookin for a row innit....


)(&)*!!! @ bannings

possibly

not a banning though!!

 

[MightyAphrodite]

possibly

not a banning though!!

that aint what i meant

 

[redsnapper]

don't be giving all me secrets away!!

That was no secret mate, no one was safe lol

 

[cesare]

I had a glass of water from the tap and now I'm having a glass of chilled rosé, whilst trying to conjure up non sweary insults.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

I had a glass of water from the tap and now I'm having a glass of chilled rosé, whilst trying to conjure up non sweary insults.

lumberjack is a good one for a burd like

 

[sojourner]

That was no secret mate, no one was safe lol

still a bit over innocent people just trying to have a good time

wankers


are you queer? are YOU queer?

 

[cesare]

lumberjack is a good one for a burd like

I saw that

I think this might be my new hobby

 

[Detroit City]

What's in your glass?

some of your breast milk with a few shots of vodka and some kalua

 

[sojourner]

some of your breast milk with a few shots of vodka and some kalua

oh you so unfunny dc

i havent had breast milk since 91

 

[redsnapper]

are you queer? are YOU queer?

AHAHAHAHAH! That still makes me laugh when I think about it

 

[cesare]

some of your breast milk with a few shots of vodka and some kalua

cad

 

[MightyAphrodite]

some of your breast milk with a few shots of vodka and some kalua

bint!

 

[sojourner]

AHAHAHAHAH! That still makes me laugh when I think about it

problem is, i got it to about 90% of the fucking pub that weren't queer!


FUCK OFF!! get OUT of the fucking pub, and leave it for the deviants

 

[sojourner]

bint!

 

[Strumpet]

OI! MIND MY FUCKING SCREEN!!

I was gentle muN!!

bint!

 

[yardbird]

I'm just having a few chilled little dumpie French bottles to drown my sorrows

 

[cesare]

I'm just having a few chilled little dumpie French bottles to drown my sorrows

what sorrows sweet?

 

[MightyAphrodite]

I'm just having a few chilled little dumpie French bottles to drown my sorrows

you a bloke or a burd?

 

[redsnapper]

problem is, i got it to about 90% of the fucking pub that weren't queer!

I know you did, that's what made it funnier

That last bar I pulled some bird after you 'went', well no, some bird pulled me I should say. She grabbed hold of me and said 'are you gay'? I said no and she said 'are you sure' so i sez yeah and she says 'OK my name's Nora (wtf?!) here's my number, ring me'. Then she left