What you on? It's my round

[sojourner]

Wish me luck bar people - I'm gonna brush me teeth, and smuggle me laptop/tobacco/weed/phone past the teen people

See ya in the Bed Bar

 

[cyberfairy]

on the rocks government type person, sir?

No-with a healthy diet coke to show our commitment to reducing obesity in 2007. And some wotsits and a pickled cheese and onion pasty

 

[Greta]

Wish me luck bar people - I'm gonna brush me teeth, and smuggle me laptop/tobacco/weed/phone past the teen people

See ya in the Bed Bar

So can we order an orgasm, then, sojourner ? Or would it be too difficult to mix?

 

[Biddlybee]

No-with a healthy diet coke to show our commitment to reducing obesity in 2007. And some wotsits and a pickled cheese and onion pasty

<panics at massive order & passes out behind the bar>

 

[cyberfairy]

<panics at massive order & passes out behind the bar>

*takes photo to sell to Daily Mail as an example of binge drinking/unfit school leavers/Kate Moss on crack/affects of asylum seekers or house prices on middle england

 

[sojourner]

So can we order an orgasm, then, sojourner ? Or would it be too difficult to mix?

jesus christ you people want everything don't ya?

I just survived a goddamned room packed to the jaws with teens!!! I'm now listening to fucking wham through the floor

When is my daughter going to assert her musical tastes on these people???

 

[astral]

Silver or gold love?

Do I love like I care?

 

[sojourner]

Do I love like I care?

I don't know, do you?

 

[magneze]

*taps on bar*

Where's me soup & beer then?

 

[sojourner]

*taps on bar*

Where's me soup & beer then?

Oh, did I not say?

I'm in bed. See biddly, she's barmaid du general

 

[magneze]

Oh, did I not say?

I'm in bed. See biddly, she's barmaid du general

She's passed out behind the bar!

 

[sojourner]

She's passed out behind the bar!

Well, it appears as though it's one of those much-hoped for occasions then..the free for all!

 

[magneze]

Well, it appears as though it's one of those much-hoped for occasions then..the free for all!

*puts pillow under Guinness tap*

*lies on pillow*

*turns on tap*

*gurgles*

 

[Reg in slippers]

a margarita please, don't skimp on the lime

and bring it through to chat

ta

 

[Greta]

^ Reg, sojourner's in bed. Where exactly do you propose she plug in the blender?

 

[northernhord]

Could i have a pint of red wine with crushed Ice please, its fuckin warm ere in these Shires and dont fancy the room tempreture bollocks

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

Could i have a pint of red wine with crushed Ice please, its fuckin warm ere in these Shires and dont fancy the room tempreture bollocks

Bit later aren't yr? where were you friday night

 

[sheothebudworths]

I'll have another cup of tea if there's one going?

Put the kettle on Shirl!


LOL @ northerhoards drink!

 

[northernhord]

Bit later aren't yr? where were you friday night

Friday Night?
What was happening then, have I missed something

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

Friday Night?
What was happening then, have I missed something

You were supposed to be here in the bar with us when sojourner was getting the drinks in pay attention chuck

 

[aqua]

I want a gin now cos of this thread

but I have none

this is a bad day in aqua-land

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

I want a gin now cos of this thread

but I have none

this is a bad day in aqua-land

It's a bad day in MsShirl-land too. I want some gin, and so I've had some, and I'm supposed to be having an alcohol free January

 

[aqua]

then send your gin to me two birds, one bottle of gin