What you on? It's my round

[sojourner]

Flick it on and off at the plug. Works every time...

Yes, yes it does

Thank you sunspots, you're a pal

 

[astral]

fuck it, give me a large glass of wine

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

I've just popped back whilst the adds were on and you've still not poured my ginger beer you should let the chatting stop the working

 

[colacubes]

A pint of red wine, no problemo - would sir like merlot, or chateau neuf du pape? it's all the same price for a pint

If it's all the same I'll have the posh stuff ta

And that's madam to you (feckin bar staff )

 

[equationgirl]

I've just popped back whilst the adds were on and you've still not poured my ginger beer you should let the chatting stop the working

I bloody did. I poured it ages ago.

*points to gingerbeer with cherry in still on bar*

 

[felixthecat]

Just arrived - pint of g&t please.

With ice.

And lemon.

 

[sojourner]

If it's all the same I'll have the posh stuff ta

And that's madam to you (feckin bar staff )

*deep bow*

I DO apologise madam


Posh stuff comin right up

 

[yardbird]

If it's your round, then I'll stick my money in the juke box,
Fabulous Thunderbirds okay?
And a JD

 

[sojourner]

Just arrived - pint of g&t please.

With ice.

And lemon.

Err

a PINT?

of G&T?


Have I got that right?

 

[felixthecat]

Err

a PINT?

of G&T?


Have I got that right?

Do I have to repeat myself around here?

A pint. Of G&T.

With ice and lemon.

ithangyew.

 

[sojourner]

If it's your round, then I'll stick my money in the juke box,
Fabulous Thunderbirds okay?
And a JD

We don't have the Fabulous Thunderbirds on the jukey

We do however have a suggestion box on the wall, right there...above the jukey.....oh....someone tore it down

JD we CAN do though

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

I bloody did. I poured it ages ago.

*points to gingerbeer with cherry in still on bar*

sorry dear

 

[sojourner]

Do I have to repeat myself around here?

A pint. Of G&T.

With ice and lemon.

ithangyew.

FUCK


ING

HELL



There you GOOOOO lady!! One great big PINT of G and T - ice and lemon are on the house

 

[sojourner]

fuck it, give me a large glass of wine

Are you still waiting dear?

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

Have you got any pork scratchings?

 

[HeroineSheep]

We do


fucks sake

jesus sake

gods sake



Which would you like?

For fuck's sake, I'll have some of that please.

And some of those wasabi peas.

 

[felixthecat]

Have you never had anyone else in here who drinks pints of gin & tonic?

AQUA!!!! Where are you, my love?

Tell this woman that gin should be drunk in pint glasses. She'll listen to you cos you've got a mod badge.

 

[Kanda]

Rioja gone, sent Treebeak to get more mixers

 

[sojourner]

Have you got any pork scratchings?

Does this look like a restaurant to you? *spreads arms wide *

 

[sojourner]

For fuck's sake, I'll have some of that please.

And some of those wasabi peas.

A pint of fucks sake comin right up!


We don't do bar snacks. chippys round the corner

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

Have you never had anyone else in here who drinks pints of gin & tonic?

AQUA!!!! Where are you, my love?

Tell this woman that gin should be drunk in pint glasses. She'll listen to you cos you've got a mod badge.

Aqua's watching tele slugging her gin straight from the bottle

 

[Biddlybee]

<brushes off crumbs>

pint of rum & coke please landlord

 

[sojourner]

Have you never had anyone else in here who drinks pints of gin & tonic?

AQUA!!!! Where are you, my love?

Tell this woman that gin should be drunk in pint glasses. She'll listen to you cos you've got a mod badge.

*seriously considering ejecting argy bargy woman*

 

[felixthecat]

Aqua's watching tele slugging her gin straight from the bottle

Sounds about right.

 

[sojourner]

<brushes off crumbs>

pint of rum & coke please landlord

I've seen you before, haven't I?

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

Does this look like a restaurant to you? *spreads arms wide *

I only asked for pork scratchings FFS

 

[Biddlybee]

er.... not me

squeeze of lime too please

 

[sojourner]

er.... not me

squeeze of lime too please

Righty ho




*twirls moustache into tippy top points*





A 'squeeze' of lime, you say?

 

[felixthecat]

*seriously considering ejecting argy bargy woman*

Argy bargy? Moi? I'm insulted.

And here I was just about to tell you that you mix a good pint of gin & tonic. I take it all back now.

 

[sojourner]

I only asked for pork scratchings FFS

It's all me, me, me, with you, isn't it?



There's the door, don't slam it on yer way out, eh?