What you on? It's my round

[sojourner]

where's my drink?

You've had your drink, it was served

Then you changed your mind

We are still serving other people madAM!

 

[sojourner]

Um, I is an alcohol-free zone all year round cos of my dodgy liver.

Here's your pass then *slips EG the behind-bar keys*

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

You've had your drink, it was served

Then you changed your mind

We are still serving other people madAM!

can't get the staff these days

 

[sojourner]

can't get the staff these days

*keeps an eye on the troublesome one*


*nods almost impercetibly to doormen and raises one eyebrow*

 

[equationgirl]

*slips behind bar*

*fixes ShirlLaverne a Fentiman's gingerbeer with a cheery*

Got any crisps? I fancy a nibble.

 

[Biddlybee]

cuppa tea?

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

Can you leave mine on the bar when you 'finally ' get round to serving me. I'm off to watch ugly betty.

I'll leave you a tip

 

[equationgirl]

I don't know, sojourner, you fix people drinks and they just wander off.

 

[sojourner]

cuppa tea?

Its

a

PUB?



You want tea, you go the cafe LOVE

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

*keeps an eye on the troublesome one*


*nods almost impercetibly to doormen and raises one eyebrow*

You saying I'm a wrong 'un


that's your tip gone to equationgirl instead then.

 

[sojourner]

I don't know, sojourner, you fix people drinks and they just wander off.

Fuckin hard life innit?

I've been at this man and boy, hardest job in the world




Oh

 

[Biddlybee]

...but, but, rum & coke doesn't go with mince pies

<heads to the all night caff>

 

[sojourner]

You saying I'm a wrong 'un


that's your tip gone to equationgirl instead then.

NOW I'm angry!!!

My dander is so high you ain't got the sky for it!

 

[sheothebudworths]

How about water? Do you serve water?



</early hangover>

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

I don't know, sojourner, you fix people drinks and they just wander off.

right, I'll keep my sodding tip then. definately off to see ugly betty now.

 

[sojourner]

...but, but, rum & coke doesn't go with mince pies

<heads to the all night caff>

Don't eat mince pies in my pub


And ESPECIALLY not over the pool table

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

How about water? Do you serve water?



</early hangover>

You'll only get earache off this lot chuck

 

[HeroineSheep]

Do you do sake in this place then?

 

[equationgirl]

God, the punters are hard to please tonight

 

[sojourner]

How about water? Do you serve water?



</early hangover>

Yeh, you're in luck We definitely do serve water

Unfortunately, we don't serve water to lightweight twats like you

Out the back and drink a puddle if you that bad!

 

[Biddlybee]

Don't eat mince pies in my pub


And ESPECIALLY not over the pool table

feck off I'm in the caff now!!

 

[sojourner]

Do you do sake in this place then?

We do


fucks sake

jesus sake

gods sake



Which would you like?

 

[sojourner]

feck off I'm in the caff now!!

FINE!



Can do without crumbly mince pie nonces like you anyway

 

[Biddlybee]

<flicks crumbs into pub>

 

[Sunspots]

I'm on red wine and Patti Smith.

 

[sojourner]

*red mist descends*





*chaos erupts - it involves me twatting biddlybee, outside the cafe, if anyones interested. there's blood*

 

[sojourner]

I'm on red wine and Patti Smith.

A better combination I couldnt find



Are you fiddling the jukey? Cos it was stuck to White Stripes all night

 

[colacubes]

Leave it - it's not worth it

Can I have a pint of red wine when you're done. Today's my last day on the sauced for a month

*hic*

 

[Sunspots]

Are you fiddling the jukey? Cos it was stuck to White Stripes all night

Flick it on and off at the plug. Works every time...

 

[sojourner]

Leave it - it's not worth it

Can I have a pint of red wine when you're done. Today's my last day on the sauced for a month

*hic*

A pint of red wine, no problemo - would sir like merlot, or chateau neuf du pape? it's all the same price for a pint