What you doing Saturday?

[cyberfairy]

err, yeh, sorry. *sympathy* can i have some now, seeing as i've had the shits all day?

mmm. not heard of that. green room? sounds interesting though. a one-off?

Think so- Green room is in the utterly ace Northern Quarter afaik. I was planning to go to Odd Bar and get Pieminister pies from Nexus cafe too. Now reduced to eating flaccid microwaved veggie hot dogs which look like burnt baby willies. And I drew a nice picture of a raven and a hare and T'dream put it in the shredder. And the cat just hit me.
Sorry bout yr diahhorreah What I would give for the shits etc.....
And no I can't spell diahorreah
And worst PMT ever ever ever so excuse grumpiness!

 

[Annierak]

I was supposed to see Quentin Crisp at the green room when he was over here touring. He died 2 days before the gig after me and my mate had made jokes for weeks about him being really old and hoping he wouldn't die before we got to see him. I feel we were to blame. I've been dining out on that story for the last 10 years

 

[cyberfairy]

I was supposed to see Quentin Crisp at the green room when he was over here touring. He died 2 days before the gig after me and my mate had made jokes for weeks about him being really old and hoping he wouldn't die before we got to see him. I feel we were to blame. I've been dining out on that story for the last 10 years

That's worth a pickled egg, max

 

[El Jefe]

Being fucking ill, being in bed for about 19 hours solid, not going to Sparklefish's birthday celebrations

 

[sojourner]

Think so- Green room is in the utterly ace Northern Quarter afaik. I was planning to go to Odd Bar and get Pieminister pies from Nexus cafe too. Now reduced to eating flaccid microwaved veggie hot dogs which look like burnt baby willies. And I drew a nice picture of a raven and a hare and T'dream put it in the shredder. And the cat just hit me.
Sorry bout yr diahhorreah:What I would give for the shits etc.....
And no I can't spell diahorreah

diarrhoea

sounds like such a chilled saturday you're having

the wildies will suffice. they've stopped now though

mmm, burnt baby willies. sure you could do some kind of gratin with them


if you ever plan a trip to manc, let us know. i could show annie how funny you are in high heels

 

[El Jefe]

then going out with me sister for her birthday in some posh place in town.

there are posh places?

 

[sojourner]

Being fucking ill, being in bed for about 19 hours solid, not going to Sparklefish's birthday celebrations

oh, fucking 19 hours is it?

always have to go one better, don't you

 

[El Jefe]

Bite me

 

[sojourner]

there are posh places?

she lives in macclesfield

it's RICH

apart from the really deprived areas

 

[cesare]

The kale caught up with me earlier for the second time this week (feels sympathy for soj on a similar front and also for the other poorlies) and I've made two necklaces with beads from St Ives. One of which is for cyberfairy *confident of no rolleyes*

 

[sojourner]

Bite me

i'd rather not if it's all the same to you

i have a sore arse. i don't want some nasty fucking dorset bug as well

 

[cyberfairy]

diarrhoea

sounds like such a chilled saturday you're having

the wildies will suffice. they've stopped now though

mmm, burnt baby willies. sure you could do some kind of gratin with them


if you ever plan a trip to manc, let us know. i could show annie how funny you are in high heels

Platforms, not high heels That would be ace-am a big fan of Manchester particularly Vinyl Exchange and Common bar where you can get spaghetti hoops on toast and cherry beer and has drawings of tampons and flying sanitary towels with faces in the loos. All I have ever really wanted in life really. Be nice to meet Annierak

 

[sojourner]

The kale caught up with me earlier for the second time this week (feels sympathy for soj on a similar front and also for the other poorlies) and I've made two necklaces with beads from St Ives. One of which is for cyberfairy *confident of no rolleyes*

sorry, but i read that wrong

don't even ask where i went with that

 

[sojourner]

Platforms, not high heels That would be ace-am a big fan of Manchester particularly Vinyl Exchange and Common bar where you can get spaghetti hoops on toast and cherry beer and has drawings of tampons and flying sanitary towels with faces in the loos. All I have ever really wanted in life really. Be nice to meet Annierak

you not ever been to the temple of convenience?

it is now my adopted bar in manc. quality

 

[cyberfairy]

The kale caught up with me earlier for the second time this week (feels sympathy for soj on a similar front and also for the other poorlies) and I've made two necklaces with beads from St Ives. One of which is for cyberfairy *confident of no rolleyes*

Thankyou-I like presents! Am confused by you being stalked by Kale

 

[cyberfairy]

you not ever been to the temple of convenience?

it is now my adopted bar in manc. quality

I have not but if it is anything like the excellent Crack pub in Liverpool you made me check out last week, it will be most good. Double Smirnoff vodka and mixer for two quid ten

 

[sojourner]

I have not but if it is anything like the excellent Crack pub in Liverpool you made me check out last week, it will be most good. Double Smirnoff vodka and mixer for two quid ten

oooo you went the cracke?!!! int it fucking great?? what day did you go? night or day? (these things matter)

well, the temple int the cracke, with it's wonderful beer garden(yard), but it does attract some of the more interesting people in manchester

the bogs are ace too

 

[mrsfran]

I'll tell you what I'm doing....



FUCK ALL. NOTHING. Staying in, flat to myself, watching the X Factor.

Well, I cleaned the kitchen and bathroom earlier. But that's it.

 

[cyberfairy]

oooo you went the cracke?!!! int it fucking great?? what day did you go? night or day? (these things matter)

well, the temple int the cracke, with it's wonderful beer garden(yard), but it does attract some of the more interesting people in manchester

the bogs are ace too

Went in the daytime last Saturday-was very busy in beer garden-lots of dubious characters, kids and dogs. Had to be dragged away kicking and screaming to get train home.
Am intrigued by Temple and will PM you when next going Manchester way

 

[cesare]

sorry, but i read that wrong

don't even ask where i went with that

Choker would have been even worse

Thankyou-I like presents! Am confused by you being stalked by Kale

Cabbagey kale seems to affect my digestion, judging from this week. Had it twice and ensuing combat trouser explosion twice. Probably tmi there Will send you the necklace/choker but don't expect any pearls

I stole everyone's smilies so I could use my own.

 

[cyberfairy]

Choker would have been even worse .



Cabbagey kale seems to affect my digestion, judging from this week. Had it twice and ensuing combat trouser explosion twice. Probably tmi there Will send you the necklace/choker but don't expect any pearls.

I stole everyone's smilies so I could use my own.

Smilie crime Am very excited by necklace-thank you so so much-feel a bit cheered up now despite the raging PMT and illness.
Hope you feel better soon-I don't quite 'get' cabbage.
So sick of Radio Four that have just got another internet radio for upstairs on Ebay-forty quid!

 

[sojourner]

I'll tell you what I'm doing....



FUCK ALL. NOTHING. Staying in, flat to myself, watching the X Factor.

Well, I cleaned the kitchen and bathroom earlier. But that's it.

no cooking, chick?

 

[sojourner]

Went in the daytime last Saturday-was very busy in beer garden-lots of dubious characters, kids and dogs. Had to be dragged away kicking and screaming to get train home.
Am intrigued by Temple and will PM you when next going Manchester way

good time to go

heh - you do that

 

[cesare]

Smilie crime Am very excited by necklace-thank you so so much-feel a bit cheered up now despite the raging PMT and illness.
Hope you feel better soon-I don't quite 'get' cabbage.
So sick of Radio Four that have just got another internet radio for upstairs on Ebay-forty quid!

I'm not feeling poorly tbf, just that oops I know what caused that, own fault feeling!

I'll put it in post, one of the beads is glass so I'll wrap it in those huge fuck-off bubble wraps and a box, and you'll get multi excited only to discover a leather THONG and a couple of beads lurking at the bottom, don't build yer hopes up.

Gotta make some rough puff pastry in a moment, I's doing cooking venison pie on the morrow.

Vit C, oil of evening primrose and some echinacea is my prescription, plus tbreem waiting hand and foot. Sounds good to me, get well soon my lovely

*doesn't thieve any smilies, heheheh*

 

[cyberfairy]

I'm not feeling poorly tbf, just that oops I know what caused that, own fault feeling!

I'll put it in post, one of the beads is glass so I'll wrap it in those huge fuck-off bubble wraps and a box, and you'll get multi excited only to discover a leather THONG and a couple of beads lurking at the bottom, don't build yer hopes up.

Gotta make some rough puff pastry in a moment, I's doing cooking venison pie on the morrow.

Vit C, oil of evening primrose and some echinacea is my prescription, plus tbreem waiting hand and foot. Sounds good to me, get well soon my lovely

*doesn't thieve any smilies, heheheh*

Do I seem the kind of girl who has evening primrose oil readily available? I have four tubs of different flavour ice-cream and three bottles of wine-that should suffice. Breem always waits on me hand and foot
Have a nice bambi pie and save yr money and stick necklace in padded envelope-it will be reet

 

[mrsfran]

no cooking, chick?

Well, I knocked up a veal, sage and butter pasta for Alex before he went out. I am having a jar of fancy French fish soup, which only requires heating. Special treat for me

 

[sojourner]

Well, I knocked up a veal, sage and butter pasta for Alex before he went out. I am having a jar of fancy French fish soup, which only requires heating. Special treat for me

must be good fish soup then

 

[northernhord]

Meant to be going to cool art installation thing in Manchester (even drank tap water in cocktail bar last night so would not be hungover) but have sorest throat in universe and my entire body aches all over so lying in bed reading paper, being disgruntled and picking on the cat.
Your day sounds fab Northernhoard-although spitefully wish the weather wasn't so nice.

The weather was proper lovely Cybz