What would your last meal be?

[pembrokestephen]

According to Wikipedia, Timothy McVeigh's last meal request was two pints of mint chocolate-chip ice cream.

The fucking chav...

 

[vipper]

Oooo that is a difficult one.

Obviously the ingredients have to be absolutely the best that money can buy, cos it's all in the ingredients.

Starter:
Aloo ke kebab from my favorite curry delivery service.

Main:
A freshly caught grilled mackerel
A simple green salad with the best stuff, some crunchy british asparagus, some brocolli, some fresh mediterranean tomatoes drizzled with top whack olive oil & chopped parsley.
My Mum's sage roasted potatoes.
Some Ajvar on the side.
Fresh bread hot from the oven

Pudding:
Bread and butter pudding.

Cheese board:
A steaming pile of runny gorgonzola
A really mature crumbly cheddar
An unpasteurised cheshire
Some smoked bavarian cheese
Stilton.
Apples
Grapes
celery
Carrs water biscuits
Nairns oat cakes.

Coffee:
Espresso, Sao, a pint of the stuff.
With an assortment of green & blacks.

Then after dieing I would get my Nan to whip up one of her fatboy trifles. Don't hold the sherry and custard, Nan.

 

[pembrokestephen]

Here are some real last meal requests... makes for sad reading.

http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm

"1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers"

What amazes me about that list is the sheer quantity of food most of these guys were having!

 

[Rollem]

You uniquely manage to combine being thoroughly common with a shocking lack of taste.

Well done.

i'm nothing if not common

and didnt see the point of trying to devise the perfect meal, when my two favourtie food types wil surfice! (obviously, i would eat the chips first!)

i might add vanilla ice cream to the menu too

 

[suitgirl]

starter:
saganaki cheese

main:
double helping of moussaka
with greek salad and a massive plate of satziki
slices of fresh white crusty bread

cappucino and elizabeth shaw mints mmmm

 

[northernhord]

What amazes me about that list is the sheer quantity of food most of these guys were having!

I reckon the size of the meals was to drag it out a bit before they were connected to the Texas main grid and frazzled.

 

[vipper]

What amazes me about that list is the sheer quantity of food most of these guys were having!

Unlike this guy: "One cup of hot tea (from tea bags) and six chocolate chip cookies".

Sad reading really.

 

[pembrokestephen]

I reckon the size of the meals was to drag it out a bit before they were connected to the Texas main grid and frazzled.

Or to give the screws something to clean up if they went *pop*...

 

[SubZeroCat]

saganaki cheese

What's that?

 

[KeyboardJockey]

One of the sadest things was the fact that they couldn't even have a last cigarette as 'cigarettes are forbidden by policy' talk aboutt fucking jobsworths.

 

[northernhord]

Or to give the screws something to clean up if they went *pop*...

Lol, yeah that's what I would probably do.

 

[KeyboardJockey]

What amazes me about that list is the sheer quantity of food most of these guys were having!

Knowing the seppoes propensity for executing simpletons some of these guys probably thought they would be able to have the rest of the food 'later'.

 

[Reg in slippers]

saganaki

greek cheese and lemon juice, generally

 

[pembrokestephen]

Knowing the seppoes propensity for executing simpletons some of these guys probably thought they would be able to have the rest of the food 'later'.

Yeah, that's another telling thing - if you look at the "offender information", the educational standard of 99% of them ranges from "7 years" to about "11 years"

 

[vipper]

What about this one "None. Last minute he decided to eat a hamburger at his Mother's request." - jesus, can you imagine watching your kid being connected up to the national grid?

What must have been going through the poor womans mind. That is so fucking barbaric. Nobody ever thinks about the families of the offendors, they carry the punishment far longer than the person executed. Barbaric shits.

Grrrr,

 

[vipper]

One of the sadest things was the fact that they couldn't even have a last cigarette as 'cigarettes are forbidden by policy' talk aboutt fucking jobsworths.

What policy? Is it bad for the health? Assholes.

 

[CharlieAddict]

starters:

various chinese dumplings.
prawn cheung fun.
banh xeo.
and an assortment of uramaki sushi.

main:

sea bass baked with lemon grass, lime, corriander.
served on herby salad and pumpkin seed oil.

dersert:

green tea ice cream.

 

[suitgirl]

saganaki: What's that?

fried kefalotiri cheese mmmmmmm

 

[moose]

Toast and a pint of Holts Manchester Bitter.

 

[citydreams]

Toast...

it soon would be

*joins chain gang*

 

[danny la rouge]

Cyanide.

 

[pigtails]

Wow mega bumpage!

Has it taken you this long to think of a funny answer?

 

[pigtails]

Anyway I'd have jacket potato with cheese and beans....... Cheese THEN beans THEN more cheese!

 

[DrRingDing]

Pizza I think

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Cyanide.

I'd go for one of those Japanese fish that kill you if you're unlucky. No better time to try it really.

 

[killer b]

On a bed of reheated rice.

 

[kittyP]

Pizza I think

A calzone so huge that you eventually explode?

 

[Badger Kitten]

Probably a pork pie, after reading the other thread.