What would you do if you were made redundant?
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Start directing traffic in the nude and then ask the nice policeman to ready my suite in The Priory 
grubby local
tapir wanker
what is this 'work' thing of which you talk?
gx
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Cloo
Banana for scale
Panic, because I'd be on the job market, with a small baby in an economic downturn/recession.
Well, I'd applying for publishing jobs and hope to God someone would take me on part time for a salary that makes it worth me actually going to work. And apply for every benefit I can get in the meantime, which would probably not be all that much.
Well, I'd applying for publishing jobs and hope to God someone would take me on part time for a salary that makes it worth me actually going to work. And apply for every benefit I can get in the meantime, which would probably not be all that much.
skyscraper101
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I get to find out if I'm being made redundent in about an hour or so! 
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Sit around in trackie bottoms wanking off to loose women
fractionMan
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skyscraper101
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Eeeeek.....
gl!
Cheers. Its scary stuff.
Lets see... economic meltdown, plus working for a record label, plus a new tough talking head of territory known for his economising and re-strategising and now one-to-one meetings in alphabetical order!! Hmmm. It looks bleak I'll admit.
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
I might try and get myself made redundant, what kind of payout would I be looking at for being with the company 3 years?
Not much is it.....
It can range from 1 week to 1 month for every year - or more even. And it's tax free.
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
Lapdancer. You get on the tv and everything 
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Move back to Birmingham, take all of my cash out of the bank and walk the earth like Cain in Kung Fu...
skyscraper101
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Eeek! I've just been made redundant
I'm 'invited' to a meeting with HR on Thursday to discuss if there's a role within the company that I can move to OR to discuss redundancy. I can take a Trade Union representative, or a colleague from the company, should I want to.
It wasn't the best case scenario which would have meant me being with the company til end of year. Likelyhood is I'll be gone by month end
Still..what can I do? I'm amazed I've been here 4 years to be honest what with the terminal decline of the record industry. I'm just hoping I'll get a half decent package to leave with. I've been here 4 years but one of those was temping so technically 3 years. I hope I get at least 2 weeks for each of those years plus my notice.
Any advice on what I should do/say at my redundancy meeting urbanites??
I'm 'invited' to a meeting with HR on Thursday to discuss if there's a role within the company that I can move to OR to discuss redundancy. I can take a Trade Union representative, or a colleague from the company, should I want to.
It wasn't the best case scenario which would have meant me being with the company til end of year. Likelyhood is I'll be gone by month end
Still..what can I do? I'm amazed I've been here 4 years to be honest what with the terminal decline of the record industry. I'm just hoping I'll get a half decent package to leave with. I've been here 4 years but one of those was temping so technically 3 years. I hope I get at least 2 weeks for each of those years plus my notice.
Any advice on what I should do/say at my redundancy meeting urbanites??
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
how about:
'My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell'
skyscraper101
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Good one. Might scupper my chances of a semi decent payoff. But there's an element of truth in that!
softybabe
one merlot then two....
Eeek! I've just been made redundant
I'm 'invited' to a meeting with HR on Thursday to discuss if there's a role within the company that I can move to OR to discuss redundancy. I can take a Trade Union representative, or a colleague from the company, should I want to.
It wasn't the best case scenario which would have meant me being with the company til end of year. Likelyhood is I'll be gone by month end
Still..what can I do? I'm amazed I've been here 4 years to be honest what with the terminal decline of the record industry. I'm just hoping I'll get a half decent package to leave with. I've been here 4 years but one of those was temping so technically 3 years. I hope I get at least 2 weeks for each of those years plus my notice.
Any advice on what I should do/say at my redundancy meeting urbanites??
Sorry to hear this...it depends on your contract what you get but i reckon the minimum is you gotta be there 2 years...you get one week for every year...but depends on your contract cos I got one month for every year
Good luck!
EastEnder
Brixton Barnacle
http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=8140796&postcount=31Lapdancer. You get on the tv and everything
Imitation is the highest form of flattery....
damnhippie
shark sandwich
i'd catch you in some sort of cage and sell your organs.
newme
Giant in Pastyland now
Lester?
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
best delivered in Spacey's monotone and while wearing an aproximation of his thin sex-offender smile
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
We could lapdance together. Twice as nicehttp://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=8140796&postcount=31
Imitation is the highest form of flattery....
Hard to say without knowing if there is another role, how interesting would be and what the salary is for it.
Also depends on the settlement offered to you if you leave? If you are not liking the place and you get a good settlement it might give you a paid holiday and time to find a new job?
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