What would be your ideal Mother's Day present?
- Thread starter madzone
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feyr
evil evil monkey!
i've just got a hastely shouted "Happy mummys day mummy!" shouted at me from Feyr jnr as he ran back into the house briefly as he's been playing outside with friends all morning. this has prompted mr feyr to suddenly look a bit nervous, and start asking what time i'm back from work tonight 
i wouldnt mind him forgetting if it wasnt for the fact i know he was making mothers day cards with his keystudents during the week
i wouldnt mind him forgetting if it wasnt for the fact i know he was making mothers day cards with his keystudents during the week
Vintage Paw
dead stare and computer glare
I guess for my mum it would be to be able to give her a hug. I only see her about 3-4 times a year and she misses me.
I miss her too. About 3-4 times a year.
I miss her too. About 3-4 times a year.
scifisam
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Aww @ the guitar painting and the Lego TM and the swizzle lollies. 
I take it you've changed your mind about your first post then Madz?
Well, if you make her a nice dinner and so on (and do a kid-style home-made card) that'll mean more than a present anyway.
I take it you've changed your mind about your first post then Madz?
Well, if you make her a nice dinner and so on (and do a kid-style home-made card) that'll mean more than a present anyway.
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Actually, I would quite like them to fuck off for a bit, I'm struggling to cope with the noise
AnnaKarpik
Queen of all she surveys
Mine would be a book token. Hours of fun looking at books and deciding what to get. That's what I got. and some home-made flapjacks which have to be chiselled out of the pan. But that daughter is not feeling well, poor lamb.
and some home-made flapjacks which have to be chiselled out of the pan. But that daughter is not feeling well, poor lamb.
to have me mum back, even if just for an hour
A phone call would be nice *sigh*
madzone
Physically unfavourable
My eldest isn't coming. He's in bed and is knackered from partying. It's his 21st tomorrow so he's been partying hard for the last couple of days. I've left an abusive message on his facebook to shit him up but I'm not bothered really
geminisnake
a complex mass of conflicting ideas
My son got up at 9am today!! Headed into town, I suggested he drop in on his sis and get my card seeing as she had gotten one.
He came back with a box of chocolates from Lidl, which last year woulda been fine but they changed the contents
and I don't like them much anymore. I said thank you anyway.
He also left oily marks(from his boots) on his sister's new carpet
He came back with a box of chocolates from Lidl, which last year woulda been fine but they changed the contents
and I don't like them much anymore. I said thank you anyway.He also left oily marks(from his boots) on his sister's new carpet
kalidarkone
Bringing YOU round.....
A present- masterdarkone has informed me I'm not getting oneA birthday present would be nice this year but I wont hold my breath
Ahhhhhhh he was winding me up!:
He got me a lovely box of Lindt and a musical card. Bless-I'm so chuffed :DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
All the mothers day cards had been bought by people who plan ahead so I just bought some decent brandy instead.
I am a crap son
I am a crap son
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Tbh, I'd much rather have some decent brandy than a crap card. I think you did alright
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Tbh, I'd much rather have some decent brandy than a crap card. I think you did alright
Well she is now passed out on the sofa full of brandy and a cheesy ham and spag made-up-as-I-went-along dish. So I reckon I might have pulled victory from the jaws of fail.
Tarragon is the key I reckon. Tarragon.
My eldest isn't coming. He's in bed and is knackered from partying. It's his 21st tomorrow so he's been partying hard for the last couple of days. I've left an abusive message on his facebook to shit him up but I'm not bothered really
hahahha, ahhh...ain't technology grand?
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Isn't it justhahahha, ahhh...ain't technology grand?
I've called him a fucking skank and told him that I can't believe he's going to miss another Mother's Day. Then I told him that his dad says he's a cunt.
In front of all his mates
Strumpet
gypsy girl
Ahhhhhhh he was winding me up!:
newme
Giant in Pastyland now
Isn't it just
I've called him a fucking skank and told him that I can't believe he's going to miss another Mother's Day. Then I told him that his dad says he's a cunt.
In front of all his mates
LOL
weepiper
I fix the machines that fight climate change
I got a card with paint handprints that middle boy made at nursery, and a card that the 5 year old made herself, unprompted, with a picture of me on the front and 'mum' with each letter inside a heart, and inside she's written 'Mamy I lev you sind Sophie o and hapy mevrsday' (Mummy I love you, signed Sophie, oh and Happy Mother's Day'). I nearly cried
Just back from that there Lunnon, I took a nice bottle of bubbly to my sisters where we hosted a dinner for my mum and her twin sister.
Too cute! Mums are so easily pleased Just turning up is enough to have them lavish praise on you!.
It was so nice to be able to fuss over them both. The evening ended in dancing and shoe tug of war, which consisted of me spending 10 minutes pulling loafers onto my aunt's tired, swollen feet and her yelling about her corns.
Im happy you all had a good day! And that there were a few surprises!
Too cute! Mums are so easily pleased
Just turning up is enough to have them lavish praise on you!.It was so nice to be able to fuss over them both. The evening ended in dancing and shoe tug of war, which consisted of me spending 10 minutes pulling loafers onto my aunt's tired, swollen feet and her yelling about her corns.
Im happy you all had a good day! And that there were a few surprises!
Strumpet
gypsy girl
I had really quite a nice day but I had to throw my mum out for farting
Adorable!I got a card with paint handprints that middle boy made at nursery, and a card that the 5 year old made herself, unprompted, with a picture of me on the front and 'mum' with each letter inside a heart, and inside she's written 'Mamy I lev you sind Sophie o and hapy mevrsday' (Mummy I love you, signed Sophie, oh and Happy Mother's Day'). I nearly cried
I got a card with paint handprints that middle boy made at nursery, and a card that the 5 year old made herself, unprompted, with a picture of me on the front and 'mum' with each letter inside a heart, and inside she's written 'Mamy I lev you sind Sophie o and hapy mevrsday' (Mummy I love you, signed Sophie, oh and Happy Mother's Day'). I nearly cried
Awww! That made me cry! Completely adorable!
If you're my daughter, you're dead right.
... except that last bit. You only miss your Mum about the same times you see her?
madzone
Physically unfavourable
And my message to my eldest wasn't adorable??Awww! That made me cry! Completely adorable!
You're a hard hearted woman.electrogirl
dignity is overrated
I miss my mum
