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What will you be doing to celebrate Brexit?

I am actually working most of that night and fortunately being able to avoid the televsied spectacle of Francois vomiting helplessly near the Churchill statue after 17 pints, and Farage and Banks getting involved in unseemly verbals and mild scrap in a kebab shop with suspected "remoaners" and a lookalike of Dr. Alan Sked.
 
I shall make a remote control hydrogen airship out of flags: Union Jack, Flag of St George, EU flag, Saudi flag, French Tricoleur, Welsh Dragon, Stars and Stripes and the flag of San Marino fill the passenger cabin with Brexiteers and remainers and crash it into a high voltage power line near Le Bourget Airport.
 
Stare misty eyed to the west where far away Albion lies, unshackled at last, quietly humming Jerusalem.
shouldn’t you look down at the ground at a kind of 110 degree angle so that your misty eyed glances don’t fly off into space?
 
The bastards won't let me escape by ferry until mid February (at least on that local route). I have an invite to a remainders party but not sure I want to be surrounded by folk in blue flags either. I'll take to the hills assuming no snow on Dartmoor.
 
Sitting in the sun weeping gently into my beer while remembering that all the freedoms and opportunities for people to benefit from being an EU citizen the same way that I have, are now a thing of the past.
That this is what "Brexit" has become explains why I won't be celebrating, and expect it to be reversed a lot quicker than is currently fashionable (bordering on permissable) to say. Hopefully Big Ben at least will survive the ride, although if it doesn't, the revived Whitechapel foundery will have a helluva comission!
 
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