No Zenie, no.Did you think they were my actual cars?
I don't have any off road parking issues?![]()

No Zenie, no.
I'd explain, but it's really not . . .

I actually don't mind the Maestro, looks-wise at least. I always fancied a turbo model.

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A Volvo 343 - or two of them, actually, a W-reg one and then a new one in 1987. Which was then replaced with a G-registered 240 estate, identical to this:
So, what did your parents have? Anything interesting?
Then we went slightly more exotic with a 1978 Volvo 66
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(the estate version but in speedy red) which had variomatic transmission and 1.3 engine

ISTR it was the car with a 'rubber band gearbox'![]()
Err . . . yeahOk you're just chatting shit in an attempt to be funny?![]()


I drove my uncle's Volvo 340 automatic quite a bit. The transmission was rubbish, maybe because it was getting old but I can't imagine it being much fun to drive even in good nick, tbh. Not a bad little car in other respects, though, although not exactly sporting...

the belts used to stretch and then the performance suffered, but they were quite slow anyway, even the sporty Marathon version.
The only one I really remember was the car us kids called 'the Yellow Peril' - a Cortina, I think, but definitely with a Lotus engine in it. We would visit my grandparents most weekends in the summer - they lived by the coast and dad loved sailing. I remember sitting in the back, peeking over his shoulder on this one certain road and hardly daring to breathe cos we were doing more that 100 mph!! (it was only a little back road, but very straight..... lol)
My brother didn't believe me when I told him. But we were very young, he probably thought only spaceships went that fast![]()
