What to serve with ratatouille?

[sheothebudworths]

Crostini ffs?!?

FUCKIN MASH, YOU CUNT!!!!!

 

[colacubes]

Brown rice cooked in veg stock is lovely with ratatouille

This or a jacket spud

 

[electrogirl]

ha bluesquarething is a crostinicunt.

 

[Herbsman.]

I like it with cannelini beans added, for extra carb and protein and general stomach fillment.

Crispy jacket potatoes is probably me fave thing to have with it

And yes, you spelt it corrrectly.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Fuckin crostini.........

 

[Herbsman.]

Mash is for people off Peep Show called Jeremy. Only tossers like him eat shit like that.

And anyway, it's MASHED POTATOES. Not 'mash'. Mash is a verb you cunts, you can't eat an action ffs.

 

[electrogirl]

'oh hello..could i have some sausages and mashed potatoes please?'

you mean sausage and mash right?! you fucking knob.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Mash is for people off Peep Show called Jeremy. Only tossers like him eat shit like that.

And anyway, it's MASHED POTATOES. Not 'mash'. Mash is a verb you cunts, you can't eat an action ffs.

Right. I'm closing the fucking thread.


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[Herbsman.]

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is it closed?

 

[Herbsman.]

'oh hello..could i have some sausages and mashed potatoes please?'

you mean sausage and mash right?! you fucking knob.

to which i would reply 'sausages and mashed what, you fucking knob?'

 

[electrogirl]

to which i would reply 'sausages and mashed what, you fucking knob?'

sausage and mash.

no plural, you fucking knob.

 

[Herbsman.]

Hmm I've got an idea, let's have boil with our dinner. Or we could have bake!

Doesnt MAKE SENSE. NEITHER DOES 'MASH'.

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

ETA: mash (msh)
n.
1. A fermentable starchy mixture from which alcohol or spirits can be distilled.
2. A mixture of ground grain and nutrients fed to livestock and fowl.
3. A soft pulpy mixture or mass.
4. Chiefly British. Mashed potatoes.
5. A crushing or grinding.
6. Slang An infatuation or act of flirtation.

source: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/MASH

 

[Herbsman.]

sausage and mash.

no plural, you fucking knob.

so you have only ONE sausage with your mashed potatoes? anorexic fucking knob.

 

[electrogirl]

so you have only ONE sausage with your mashed potatoes? anorexic fucking knob.

you're a fucking pedantic knob i bet you say stuff like 'a pair of pants? but there's only one of them! LOL ROFL!' get some new material you cliche wanker.

 

[moonsi til]

I do like the crostini suggestion. I usually serve it with a few large slices of rustic crusty bread. But recently discovered that mash is good too.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

a nice rioja

 

[Herbsman.]

you're a fucking pedantic knob i bet you say stuff like 'a pair of pants? but there's only one of them! LOL ROFL!' get some new material you cliche wanker.

get a new face you ugly fuck

 

[electrogirl]

get a new face you ugly fuck

 

[boing!]

I went for couscous in the end anyway. Laziness won.

 

[Maggot]

Good call

 

[sheothebudworths]

Fuck sake.

 

[Biddlybee]

oi, mash queen

what masher do you use? I'm in the market for a new one

 

[sheothebudworths]

Just a normal one, Biddly...

A normal one, lots of butter, a drop or two of milk, salt and pepper (maybe nutmeg) and then lots of beating with a wooden spoon.


You could get one of those potato ricers if you wanted to be posh though.

 

[sheothebudworths]

But I think the trick really is good mashing spuds, cooked well (so that they're not overcooked on the outside but still slightly underdone inside....LUMPS! ).

I'd still like a ricer though, tbf.

 

[cesare]

I put quinoa in my ratatouille last night. One less saucepan to wash up.

 

[fen_boy]

Mash is a verb you cunts, you can't eat an action ffs.

Well you can eat shit and that can be a verb.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Oh, cesare....not you, too....

 

[Biddlybee]

Just a normal one, Biddly...

A normal one, lots of butter, a drop or two of milk, salt and pepper (maybe nutmeg) and then lots of beating with a wooden spoon.


You could get one of those potato ricers if you wanted to be posh though.

I think it's the potatoes that might be the problem... seem to get teeny tiny lumps sometimes (the size of rice) - might be because I'm a bit impatient

I'll try the wooden spoon trick

I'd love a ricer... would pretend I was crushing a HUGE garlic clove! I bed they're a bastard to clean though.

 

[cesare]

Oh, cesare....not you, too....

Quinoa

(No potatoes for mash )