What to do with marrows?

[blossie33]

Stuff them is the answer i believe

My mother used to put some some sort of mince mix in hers and then bake it - sorry - not very helpful! I am a useless cook and I don't eat meat so I never buy them.

 

[spring-peeper]

I keep opening this thread in the hopes that someone on urban actually likes them.

Does anyone know anyone that likes them?

eta: other than the evil parents who force-fed them to us as children.

 

[sojourner]

My parents used to stuff them with some mince mixture and then bake them.

So did mine

The thought of them still makes me want to spew

 

[TopCat]

So did mine

The thought of them still makes me want to spew

Well I think the compost heap is the way forward.

 

[sojourner]

eta: other than the evil parents who force-fed them to us as children.

Heh - there does seem to be an awful lot of child abuse by marrow here, doesn't there?!

Fucking disgusting things

if I had a dick, I'd fuck it, that's all they're good for

 

[sojourner]

Well I think the compost heap is the way forward.

See my later post - might as well have a quick jizz before composting

 

[seeformiles]

Use it as an attractive doorstop until it dries out and then turn it into a set of bongos.

 

[TopCat]

The allotment committee might object to me marrow fucking on the plot. Then again they all hate and fear their wives so for all I know they are having a circle marrow fuck when I am not about.

 

[trabuquera]

the only good AND EDIBLE thing to do with a marrow, is pick and prepare it while it's still small enough to be a courgette. Any bigger than that and it's just watery and horrible no matter which way you try and dress it up.

It might at a stretch be possible to make it into a boring but healthy soup, if you chucked in enough flavours (herbs? a gazillion sweated onions? several pints of cream?) or to disguise chunks of it in a veg curry. Otherwise it's just rank and deserves to be walked straight to the bin.

there is no excuse for marrow.

 

[ozrictentgal]

I keep opening this thread in the hopes that someone on urban actually likes them.

Does anyone know anyone that likes them?

eta: other than the evil parents who force-fed them to us as children.

Just for you Spring Peeper...

I love, love, love Marrows! and i confess i can eat a whole one in one go, as a meal in itself. Plenty of black pepper and a little butter and yummmm

You're all heathens!

 

[cesare]

I'd never knowingly let a courgette grow into a marrow. Pick them while they're young and tasty!

 

[sojourner]

The allotment committee might object to me marrow fucking on the plot. Then again they all hate and fear their wives so for all I know they are having a circle marrow fuck when I am not about.

hehehe

I won't be able to get that out of my head now

 

[danny la rouge]

the only good AND EDIBLE thing to do with a marrow, is pick and prepare it while it's still small enough to be a courgette.

Exactly. The only reason people grow marrows is because they forgot to pick them when they were courgettes.