What to do with four MASSIVE cucumbers?

[madzone]

Will no-one think of the cucumbers?

 

[Madusa]

vulva busting cucumbers.


god, you're disgusting, madzone.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

she's only teasing........

 

[madzone]

vulva busting cucumbers.


god, you're disgusting, madzone.

Good innit?

 

[Madusa]

How big we talking here?

 

[pigtails]

How big we talking here?

Yeah.... pics please!

Just so we can imagine them protruding from your arse

 

[Pickman's model]

My neighbour's just given me 4 gigantic cucumbers and it'll be a struggle to use them before they go soggy.

Anyone made cucumber chutney or suchlike?

industrial quantities of pimms

 

[tangerinedream]

http://www.recipe-ideas.co.uk/cucumber-recipes.htm

yum yum...

 

[Clair De Lune]

Obvious answer - invite three friends round

Less obvious - cucumber carving

 

[Madusa]

Yeah.... pics please!

Just so we can imagine them protruding from your arse

 

[madzone]

industrial quantities of pimms

I don't drink

 

[Madusa]

I'm going to bed now, madzone.

 

[madzone]

I'm going to bed now, madzone.

Me too

 

[pigtails]

I'm going to bed now, madzone.

to dream of madz and her cucumbers??

sexy

 

[DotCommunist]

Me too

with your massive cucumbers obv.

 

[madzone]

with your massive cucumbers obv.

Yes. Want me to pm you some pics?

 

[DotCommunist]

yes. Many pics.

 

[dilute micro]

Will no-one think of the cucumbers?

You can still make a salad.

 

[miss minnie]

Cucumber Ice Pops With Lime & Chile
I've not made any myself but they look delish.

 

[scifisam]

Share them out among the kids and have duels with them.

 

[madzone]

They are a bit of a problem though, aren't they? These pesky cucumbers that you can't store at all.

 

[The39thStep]

Cucumber soup is delicate and refreshing

http://www.allotment.org.uk/recipe/52/recipe-for-hot-cucumber-soup/

http://www.allotment.org.uk/recipe/46/recipe-for-cream-of-cucumber-soup/

 

[madzone]

Yeah, I might try soup

I'm going to take one over to my mum - that's one dealt with

 

[Herbsman.]

make that Indian thing

 

[madzone]

make that Indian thing

raita?

 

[Maggot]

How about Tzatziki? http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/tzatziki_13049.shtml

 

[_pH_]

raita?

paperback raita

 

[maomao]

Has anyone suggested sticking them up her arse yet?

 

[Herbsman.]

Has anyone suggested sticking them up her arse yet?

no but she should definitely do that. maybe using one cucumber, pulped, as lube. and film it