What to do with crap Rosé wine?

[DaveCinzano]

This is why despite never meeting me and Glitter are good friends and must NEVER go drinking together.

DO NOT CROSS TEH STREAMS

 

[Glitter]

Hey! Me too! I'll drink any rose, but I prefer the sweet ones. The ones that are like drinking cordial. I don't care about putting ice in either.
This is why despite never meeting me and Glitter are good friends and must NEVER go drinking together.

moomoo we had 3, you had bottle 4 on your own though before we got there...

We have met

 

[aqua]

We have met

Not on a drinking mission we haven't, that is what I meant

 

[Glitter]

Not on a drinking mission we haven't, that is what I meant

Ah I see.

I was beginning to wonder if I was that forgettable...

You need to come to the gin pub in Saddleworth.

 

[aqua]

Ah I see.

I was beginning to wonder if I was that forgettable...

You need to come to the gin pub in Saddleworth.

Yes, yes I do. It's a big birthday for me next year, I shall add it to the list of things to do

 

[Glitter]

Yes, yes I do. It's a big birthday for me next year, I shall add it to the list of things to do

YES!!!!

 

[aqua]

YES!!!!

Maybe moose and Shirl could join in too

 

[DaveCinzano]

You need to come to the gin pub in Saddleworth.

Maybe moose and Shirl could join in too

I believe such a gathering would be nothing less than a rosé tinted spectacle

 

[8115]

Loving all the suggestions so far, but I'm afraid this is exactly what I would do with it. Makes my teeth itch just thinking about it! Urgh!

People think alcohol is like gold, you should never throw it away, not so especially in the case of bad rose wine.

 

[Addy]

Rule of thumb, if you cant drink it then you can't cook with it.
Never dispose of it!!!!
Serve it to the inlaws / unwanted guests.

 

[Glitter]

GIVE IT TO GLITTER!!!!!

 

[DaveCinzano]

GIVE IT TO GLITTER!!!!!

Time for a telethon methinks...

 

[mauvais]

Red wine is good, and white wine is supposedly good, and rose is red wine plus white wine but it is BAD.

So, you need to find a way to separate it back into its constituent parts.

Have you tried magnets? Electromagnets? A sieve? An electrosieve? Explosives? Electroxplosieves?

There must be an answer.

 

[DaveCinzano]

So, you need to find a way to separate it back into its constituent parts.

Have you tried magnets? Electromagnets?

JOB DONE

 

[mauvais]

I don't know what an Orbo are.

I'm not personally allowed any kind of magnets after I destroyed our perfectly good (albeit £6) fridge with one. I did think about fleeing in a double-or-quits stylee to the welcoming arms of electromagnets but I'd have probably died.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I don't know what an Orbo are.

But you're missing out on FREE ELECTRICITY!!!

Free energy for sale: Steorn's impossible Orbo hits the market / Boing Boing

 

[DaveCinzano]

I did think about fleeing in a double-or-quits stylee to the welcoming arms of electromagnets but I'd have probably died.

Hey, don't be so sad, just stay positive

 

[mauvais]

Hey, don't be so sad, just stay positive

You're repellent.

 

[DaveCinzano]

You're repellent.

There's no need to act solenoid with me, just trying to help

 

[mauvais]

There's no need to act solenoid with me, just trying to help

If you keep this up, you're going to dynamo.

Hmmm. Bit casual, isn't it it.

If you keep this up, Cinzano, you're going to dynamo. Toring accident.

Better.

 

[DaveCinzano]

If the stator that is anything to go by, MRI don't think I have anything to worry about

 

[moose]

Well this thread got a bit more 'specialist interest' whilst I was away

 

[Ms T]

Just for the record, rosé wine is NOT red wine plus white wine.

 

[Celyn]

I don't know what an Orbo are.

I'm not personally allowed any kind of magnets after I destroyed our perfectly good (albeit £6) fridge with one. I did think about fleeing in a double-or-quits stylee to the welcoming arms of electromagnets but I'd have probably died.

How do you destroy a fridge with a magnet?

 

[mauvais]

How do you destroy a fridge with a magnet?

Yeah bitch! Magnets! - or quick, help me fix my fridge - Gassing Station - PistonHeads

 

[Glitter]

moose This is my Friday night. Your wine CAN'T be this shit



Three for a tenner from the corner shop


Cheers!!

 

[SpookyFrank]

Rosé should be stored in a sealed container and taken to the hazardous chemicals section at your local tip. Under no circumstances should it be consumed by humans or animals.

If emtpied into a watercourse, it can cause long-term soil contamination and an increase in rates of cancer, heart disease and insufferable shrieking ghastliness over a radius of up to 50 miles.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Just for the record, rosé wine is NOT red wine plus white wine.

^Yep. It's made the same way as red wine except its left to ferment on the skins for a shorter time.

 

[mauvais]

Not necessarily. Some of it is just blended. The EU were going to legitimise it but gave up on the idea.

 

[moose]

moose This is my Friday night. Your wine CAN'T be this shit
Three for a tenner from the corner shop
Cheers!!

Madam you have excelled us all (((your innards)))