What to do with crap Rosé wine?

[DaveCinzano]

You can also improve the taste of wine by whirring it in a blender for 30 seconds.

It's a bottle of wine, not the last remaining living witness

 

[moose]

"You got me this bottle of rosé? Well have this in return, you bastard" <BIFF>

Ah, Mr Cinzano. You've given me an idea for a cocktail!

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

It's a bottle of wine, not the last remaining living witness

We feed those to the pigs.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Mull the crap out of it. Mull it until you're 'kin tired of it.

 

[8115]

Bin it.

 

[DaveCinzano]

We feed those to the pigs.

LongPig Farm™ branded sausages FTW

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bin it.

Bins have feelings too, you know

 

[sleaterkinney]

Use it for anti-freeze?

 

[BoatieBird]

Perfect tombola donation

 

[Glitter]

Give it to me. I will drink it.

 

[Orang Utan]

Invite everyone on Facebook

 

[DaveCinzano]

Clean engine parts with it?

ENGINES HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU KNOW

 

[JimW]

The pub in Slad up the road from here actually does "Cider with rose" cocktail cashing in on the Laurie Lee connection, come to think of it. Never tried it, might be worth a go.

 

[moose]

Ooh, good idea! I have some barely drinkable cider, too - maybe together they'll be magical!

 

[JimW]

Ooh, good idea! I have some barely drinkable cider, too - maybe together they'll be magical!

Or absolute drain cleaner.

 

[pogofish]

use it as a basis for a punch, allowing the fruit juices and chunks of pineapple to drown out the bad flavours

You forgot the rum, vodka etc..!

 

[aqua]

Give it to me. I will drink it.

I'm kinda with this tbh. I love cheap crap rose wine

 

[moose]

It tastes of the 80s to me, when they tried to rebrand it as 'Blush'.
Because it should be ashamed of itself.

 

[dessiato]

In spring when it's too warm for red, but not hot enough for white, a rosé will suffice.

 

[Glitter]

I drink rosé all the time. I buy cheap shite and stick lemonade in it. I am not ashamed.

aqua and I will have a party with it moose.

 

[Glitter]

moose, I really do have no shame when it comes to getting pissed.

The Sofa

 

[dessiato]

I drink rosé all the time. I buy cheap shite and stick lemonade in it. I am not ashamed.

aqua and I will have a party with it moose.

One of my sisters puts ice cubes in hers.

 

[Glitter]

One of my sisters puts ice cubes in hers.

So do I. It's lovely.

 

[moomoo]

I'm kinda with this tbh. I love cheap crap rose wine

Ditto. Was it 4 or 5 bottles we had at the weekend?

 

[dessiato]

So do I. It's lovely.

No! Chill the glass and the wine, don't water it down

 

[Glitter]

No! Chill the glass and the wine, don't water it down

Meh, it's a negligible amount and I've already put lemonade in it.

The problem is it gets a little *too* easy to drink and before I know it I'm wankered

 

[dessiato]

Meh, it's a negligible amount and I've already put lemonade in it.

The problem is it gets a little *too* easy to drink and before I know it I'm wankered

Lemonade!!!!!!!!!!!! And ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sojourner]

Bin it.

Loving all the suggestions so far, but I'm afraid this is exactly what I would do with it. Makes my teeth itch just thinking about it! Urgh!

 

[Ms T]

Loving all the suggestions so far, but I'm afraid this is exactly what I would do with it. Makes my teeth itch just thinking about it! Urgh!

I like a bit of rose in the summer, but Zinfandel Rose is undrinkable IMHO. I'd give it to Glitter.

 

[aqua]

I like a bit of rose in the summer, but Zinfandel Rose is undrinkable IMHO. I'd give it to Glitter.

Hey! Me too! I'll drink any rose, but I prefer the sweet ones. The ones that are like drinking cordial. I don't care about putting ice in either.
This is why despite never meeting me and Glitter are good friends and must NEVER go drinking together.

moomoo we had 3, you had bottle 4 on your own though before we got there...