what to do with a swan...

[Firky]

You two are too much.

I'm nominating this for thread of the week.

Why did you make firky do the plucking?

We rawk!

Some of the stories we could tell you... but we'd be banned from urban

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

We rawk!

Some of the stories we could tell you... but we'd be banned from urban

I can only imagine. Sounds like great fun.

 

[dogmatique]

Firky and swan... Scary.

 

[loud 1]

It wasn't very nice

It tasted nice but the texture was all stringy and dry, a bit like turkey but only far more stringy. I just ate the skin and the marinade, I don't think tp was that fussed on it either.

*peckish*

i hope u fukin choke you cunt.

 

[Wolveryeti]

Swans are hard. i heard that when they hit you with their wingbeat it breaks the speed-of-light barrier and their wing flies aroundt the other side of the world and chops your head off.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Firky and swan... Scary.

Isn't that a bagpipe?

 

[gentlegreen]

Isn't that a bagpipe?

You've made me think of this :-

 

[Firky]

It was a meal that Geoffrey Chaucer himself would approve of

 

[loud 1]

i hope u fukin choke you cunt.

er....

i didnt write that!!!!!!



wat the fuk!!

 

[mrsfran]

Well, it was posted at 2am. Big night was it?

 

[loud 1]

Well, it was posted at 2am. Big night was it?

er...

oh yeh...



i think i was trying to wind firky up...

 

[The Pious Pawn]

I wouldnt eat it unless i killed it or witnessed it killed .

 

[Callie]

LOL... just the thought of Tribal Princess and Firky killing and eating a swan makes me chuckle.

Both sat at a posh, long, rectangular table - TP at one end looking all pretty and princess-like with a diamond-encrusted gold tiara and a fancy, majestic dress, silver cutlery and a glass of pinot grigio.

pinot grigio with swan? are you mad sir?

 

[Louloubelle]

anyone remember the feast in Porterhouse Blue?
The menu was Caviar, Soupe al'Oignon, Turbot au Champagne and Swan stuffed with Widgeon
and they somehow put all the feathers back on the swan before serving it
bit unhygenic if you ask me

 

[Firky]

anyone remember the feast in Porterhouse Blue?
The menu was Caviar, Soupe al'Oignon, Turbot au Champagne and Swan stuffed with Widgeon
and they somehow put all the feathers back on the swan before serving it
bit unhygenic if you ask me

That old show about oxford uni? Yeah I remember that. I'd love to die of Porterhouse Blue

 

[Firky]

i think i was trying to wind firky up...

have to get up earlier in the day than 2am to wind up me, fella

 

[pengaleng]

christmas dinner anyone?

 

[Firky]

Good ol' days

 

[lynne8]

:d

 

[northernhord]

firky and I went for a wee wander today over hackney marshes to enjoy the sunshine and stuff, anyway... we found this signet, it was dead, fresh kill I suppose, so we have taken it home. firky has plucked it and we have looked for some nice recipes but can't seem to find any

does anyone know anything nice we can make with it, we are both really eager to find out whether it tastes like chicken... maybe we could roast it like a chicken, wrap it up in bacofoil like...

is this legal?

The Queens men will hunt you n Firks down, only these inbred fuckers are allowed to dine on them as far as I know.

I bet they take a fuck of a long time to cook

 

[Firky]

they take even longer to drag out of the river.

 

[northernhord]

they take even longer to drag out of the river.

they got strong beaks innit, snappa child arm or so the legend goes

 

[pinkmonkey]

i'd find out what it died from before you eat it - could've been poisoned.

I wouldn't advise eating anything that's been on the River Lee, fish or foul or otherwise. It's very polluted and there are also loads of weird parasites in the water.

 

[fogbat]

Cracking wind up thread

 

[fogbat]

swans are protected by the queen so you can't eat them (as far as I know, not that that should stop you) but they could contain lead so it's probably not a good idea to eat it

but if you do eat it I would suggest leaving it hanging for a while as you do with peasants etc

enjoy

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1531722,00.html

Belatedly corrected...

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Why am I subscribed to this thread? I didn't do that.

 

[northernhord]

So have you ate the Swan yet then?

 

[Firky]

We ate it years ago and sucked on its bones. Swan Jerk is quite the thing, pity they're going to flatten hackney marshes

tp is still sleeping her portion off

 

[Geri]

I hope you both die.

 

[Yossarian]

If they were going to die of swan poisoning, I think it would have happened a little sooner.