what to do with a swan...

[5T3R30TYP3]

p.s. No offence, like

 

[The Groke]

glass of pinot grigio.

Pint of Pino Grigio surely?

 

[mrsfran]

it could have sneezed and headbutted a tree!

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Great thread

But, haven't either of you asked yourselves why no foxes or, other scavangers haven't eaten it?

Very unwise to touch it nevermind eat it. Animals can smell shit we can't. My money is on severe illness if you eat it. Sorry!



DO NOT EAT. Just in case you're not joking.

 

[Jessiedog]

it could have sneezed and headbutted a tree!

Brilliant!



Woof

 

[gentlegreen]

You really need to ask the queen for recipes. She has swan on toast for tea every night. When she's not having poodle, like.

Corgi, surely

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[gentlegreen]

Classic thread - one for the archives methinks - though the 'Ed may end up having his server confiscated

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[gentlegreen]

Great thread

But, haven't either of you asked yourselves why no foxes or, other scavangers haven't eaten it?

Very unwise to touch it nevermind eat it. Animals can smell shit we can't. My money is on severe illness if you eat it. Sorry!



DO NOT EAT. Just in case you're not joking.

nah, probably safer than a Tesco chicken - most urban predators are too used to eating leftover kebabs to know what to do with a lovely fresh kill.
Just lately I've been tempted by a squirrel and a bunny on the road when cycling home and there was nearly a dead moorhen a day or two ago.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

What a piss poor troll of a thread.

 

[geminisnake]

oh this swan is always on its own and has been doing this for a good number of months..

In that case it might be worth complaining to your local council. There used to be a highly aggresive swan at the pond in the local town. It attacked a number of people, cars and dogs. It disappeared one night, apparently it was relocated somewhere else, aye right!!

There could also be something wrong with it but Angus(the aggressive sawn) was checked and found to be healthy. Maybe he WAS relocated... to Northampton!!

 

[loud 1]

In that case it might be worth complaining to your local council. There used to be a highly aggresive swan at the pond in the local town. It attacked a number of people, cars and dogs. It disappeared one night, apparently it was relocated somewhere else, aye right!!

There could also be something wrong with it but Angus(the aggressive sawn) was checked and found to be healthy. Maybe he WAS relocated... to Northampton!!

probably..

its like a prison here anyway.

 

[foamy]

this is all a little too adrian mole, weapons of mass destruction.

did the swan look at you in a threatening way?

 

[Firky]

LOL... just the thought of Tribal Princess and Firky killing and eating a swan makes me chuckle.

Both sat at a posh, long, rectangular table - TP at one end looking all pretty and princess-like with a diamond-encrusted gold tiara and a fancy, majestic dress, silver cutlery and a glass of pinot grigio. And then firky at the other end in extra-scruffy clothes, looking all smug and pissed with a cheeky smirk on his face, and with fags, a pack of rizla and a can of special brew next to his plate.

If I actually saw it happening I'd be curled up in a ball, on my side, on the floor, in an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

That is fucking brill, made my day man

 

[Firky]

Great thread

But, haven't either of you asked yourselves why no foxes or, other scavangers haven't eaten it?

Very unwise to touch it nevermind eat it. Animals can smell shit we can't. My money is on severe illness if you eat it. Sorry!



DO NOT EAT. Just in case you're not joking.

It was still warm and limp, so it was killed recently when we found it.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

It was still warm and limp, so it was killed recently when we found it.

Predator killed it and either got distracted by the smell of a pissed on kebab or, decided it was to easy to catch and smelled of death disease.

A thorough cooking should do the trick. Swan curry?

 

[Firky]

It wasn't very nice

It tasted nice but the texture was all stringy and dry, a bit like turkey but only far more stringy. I just ate the skin and the marinade, I don't think tp was that fussed on it either.

*peckish*

 

[Firky]

Predator killed it and either got distracted by the smell of a pissed on kebab or, decided it was to easy to catch and smelled of death disease.

A thorough cooking should do the trick. Swan curry?

We think some kids has stoned it to death as there was a load of kids fucking around on the otherside of the canal, and it had a big cut on its head.

 

[wiskey]

have you no photographic evidence of your meal?

(if you survive the next 5hrs i rekkon you'll be ok )

 

[laptop]

It tasted nice but the texture was all stringy and dry, a bit like turkey but only far more stringy.

You didn't do the bacon thing recommended, did you?

 

[Firky]

have you no photographic evidence of your meal?

(if you survive the next 5hrs i rekkon you'll be ok )

No way man, its illegal init!

 

[Firky]

You didn't do the bacon thing recommended, did you?

bacon with jerk? Are you mad?

 

[boskysquelch]

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[laptop]

bacon with jerk? Are you mad?

Well, no, it'd have to be instead...

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

Awwwww,,, I love foxezz,,,

Its always a treat when i see one,,,

We see dear down here too,, ,,

 

[dark angel vikx]

there should be a ring on the swans leg you have to ring that number and report it dead...it is illgel to kill and to eat swans....my dad found one a year ago that had been hit by a car...he rang the number that they RSPB (the bird protection people) put on its leg to track it and stuff and the police came and collected it....yes they are that protected...they belong to the queen

 

[gentlegreen]

there should be a ring on the swans leg you have to ring that number and report it dead...it is illgel to kill and to eat swans....my dad found one a year ago that had been hit by a car...he rang the number that they RSPB (the bird protection people) put on its leg to track it and stuff and the police came and collected it....yes they are that protected...they belong to the queen

"officer, by the time I found the bird there was nothing left but this leg ring "

I suppose you could rescue some bones and feathers from the bin to make it more convincing

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[Firky]

there should be a ring on the swans leg you have to ring that number and report it dead...it is illgel to kill and to eat swans....my dad found one a year ago that had been hit by a car...he rang the number that they RSPB (the bird protection people) put on its leg to track it and stuff and the police came and collected it....yes they are that protected...they belong to the queen

Fuckin' hell

I can't say I noticed a ring, perhaps because it was still a signet it hadn't been caught and recorded.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

firky and I went for a wee wander today over hackney marshes to enjoy the sunshine and stuff, anyway... we found this signet, it was dead, fresh kill I suppose, so we have taken it home. firky has plucked it and we have looked for some nice recipes but can't seem to find any
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You two are too much.

I'm nominating this for thread of the week.

Why did you make firky do the plucking?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

It's probably died from bird flu.

Dumb bird should have got vaccinated.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

does anyone know anything nice we can make with it, we are both really eager to find out whether it tastes like chicken... maybe we could roast it like a chicken, wrap it up in bacofoil like...

Once you get the feathers off, put the rest through a heavy duty meat grinder, and make chicken burgers out of it. You can eat a couple, and freeze the rest of the patties for later.

If you put wax paper between the patties, they'll come apart easier, even if they're frozen.