my hair looks like it has died.
so, all in all, i think you are the rankest bird on the thread so far

you win

my hair looks like it has died.


so, all in all, i think you are the rankest bird on the thread so far
you win![]()
hooray!
sunday? more like SKANKday. hahahlooolllll lolz boom boom.
things ARE badUp, showered, dressed, hair dried and straightened by 8.30.
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Ah bollocks, it's Sunday, I'm allowed a frivolous thread
I got dressed at 2pm, cos I had to go Morrisons for supplies. But I never bothered getting washed - cos, well, it was only a 10 minute trip
And your good selves? I can almost guarantee 90% of the female responses will be 'didn't get dressed or washed'![]()
- Might need a little nap first....got out of bed and dressed about half nine, then had a very good clean and tidy under the bed (mattress up and slats off) whilst the missus sat in this chair in her jarbins.

I have to get the teen to trampolining for 9am.![]()

but...no one can see under the bed![]()

doesn't stop a lot of dust and grime building up there though! every once in a while it needs everything moving out of the way and a jolly good hoovering taking place![]()
it's a given it'll get dusty, but i honestly can't think why that should be a factor, given all the other shit jobs that need doing, in areas that can be seeni cannot stand spending all day without getting dressed, tbh.

I haven't got dressed today and I wont bother to get dressed - I aint going anywhereI brushed my teeth though and gonna have a bath later.
that's cos you look ridiculous naked![]()

well, that's what MG told me anyway

yes. i feel violated.
but slightly intrigued.
Up, showered, dressed, hair dried and straightened by 8.30.
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I fancied making flapjacks today, but had no golden syrup.
dodge suggested I get dressed and go to the shop to buy some, but I said I didn't really need to make flapjacks that much
he's now gone to the shop to buy golden syrup![]()

Kyser and I had a similar discussion. I said if he went to buy cream I'd make a chicken and leek pie for dinner. He said no, I should go. I refused. We then rang our neighbour (and good mate who was out with us last night) to see if he was planning to go to the shop for food at any stage. He was still sleeping and also not leaving the house. So no cream. No pie. Lucky, now I can't be arsed to cook anyway as am still broken, in pjs and unwashed.
It's amazing anything ever gets achieved in this house.![]()
