What they think of their 'best' player...

[flimsier]

I'm offended, Flims.

Good.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

I'm only vitriolic against racist, homophobic scum, like what Everton fans are.

 

[corporate whore]

You really are a nasty piece of work, aren't ya? And from Weston-super-Mare as well.

Proper Scouse, like

 

[flimsier]

You really are a nasty piece of work, aren't ya? And from Weston-super-Mare as well.

Proper Scouse, like

 

[corporate whore]

pretend fans

 

[flimsier]

I'm an Everton fan. Never claimed to be Scouse.

 

[corporate whore]

I'm a Liverpool fan. Never pretended to pretend.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

I'm an [insert team name here] fan. Never claimed to be Scouse.

Who's it to be this year? Suddenyly discovered any tenuous links to Chelsea?

 

[flimsier]

It's good Gerrard will be welcomed back. Did you see the homophobic grafitti about him (traitor?) outside Anfield? mmm - I think you went too far.

I'm sure £5 million a year (more than Lampard even) had nothing to do with it. I'm sure he really wants to play for 'fans' who write things like that.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

It was Evertonians. Probably on their way to a BNP march or to beat up some homosexuals or something.

 

[flimsier]

at Anfield? Figures.

 

[corporate whore]

Give it a rest Flims. I'm off for some 5-a-side now. If you're nice, I may pass to you tomorrow..