What terrible things is facebook advertising you today?

Discussion in 'computers, web and general tech' started by sim667, Feb 15, 2018.

  1. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank If it's alive, don't lick it.

    Multi function: covers both your left leg and your right leg.
     
  2. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    What the fuck does Amazon think games night is like at my house?

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  3. Anju

    Anju Well-Known Member

    I'm tempted by this pig foot plushie.
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  4. 8ball

    8ball Can be a bit of a git sometimes

    Fisherman hats, something that looks like a scary knife with a tiny ball on the end, wine and a wizard's robe.
     
  5. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    Fuck, I think the algorithm is finally starting to figure me out.

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  6. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

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    1) I'm not a Christian

    2) If I was a Christian, I wouldn't go around declaring it on a T-shirt

    3) Wait, isn't that Ian Brown?
     
  7. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

  8. spanglechick

    spanglechick High Empress of Dressing Up

    All my adverts are for things I would buy.

    I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing.

    Anyway, I suppose this has the most entertainment value because of the name of the website:

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  9. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Bulla liberali in perpetuum.

  10. BristolEcho

    BristolEcho Well-Known Member

    Wouldn't it be a bit late to get it delivered to the actual funeral?
     
  11. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Bulla liberali in perpetuum.

    I suspect the photo got badly cropped :)
    That is soooo unlike me it's untrue.
    I want a sea burial.
    Sod's law my French neighbours (still hoping to end my days there) will insist on the full bells and smells deal :p
     
  12. JimW

    JimW 支那暗杀团

    Would make a much more sinister malicious delivery than a bunch of takeaways.
     
  13. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Bulla liberali in perpetuum.

    Just how am I being profiled ?

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  14. farmerbarleymow

    farmerbarleymow Seagull + Chips = Happy Seagull

    Maybe someone has taken out a hitman contract against you? :hmm:

    Different takeaway company every fifteen minutes in the dead of night. I was a little shit when I was a teenager :oops: but deeply regret not thinking about coffin deliveries. :(

    I did once ring an undertaker to say I would like to order a coffin as I'd just died. The woman on the phone, bless her, didn't twig at first and dutifully noted the measurements I gave her. After a few minutes the penny dropped and she rang back - and it seemed to have cheered her up that she fell for it.
     
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  15. MickiQ

    MickiQ Well-Known Member

    There has been a video for adjustable glasses from some outfit called Cheerlife in my feed for absolute ages, I have no idea why. There has also been adverts for handbags (??) and phone cases
     
  16. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Bulla liberali in perpetuum.

    I reported this one :-

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  17. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Bulla liberali in perpetuum.

    WTAF ?

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  18. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Bulla liberali in perpetuum.

  19. RubyToogood

    RubyToogood can't remember what goes here

    Nice jumpers. Which unfortunately for the advertisers I recognise as being Rowan knitting patterns. Total scam website.


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  20. thinking cat

    thinking cat Banned Banned

    Facebook's ads are the worst thing i've ever seen.
     
  21. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby Share knowledge, don't weaponize it

    I'd rate returning banned posters as the next worse
     
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  22. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    It took me a second to realise that this Finnair ad does not feature the girl from The Ring.

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  23. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    I don't know what's weirder - the fact that this advertiser thinks I'd like to own a cardboard Justin Trudeau and a Black Death wall map, or the fact that it wants more than $300 for them.

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  24. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    I really hope this site is just showing things at random because if some algorithm has analyzed me and decided that the things that would appeal to me most are meat-patterned socks and whatever those figurines are, then I have truly lost my way in life. :D

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  25. ATOMIC SUPLEX

    ATOMIC SUPLEX Member Since: 1985 Post Count: 3

    Nothing.

    If you hide all the ads and don't give a reason (just click the X in the top right) after about a couple of days all the ads vanish. I'm told they do eventually creep back again but I've been as free for a couple of weeks or so now.
     
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  26. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Bulla liberali in perpetuum.

    Foot fetish photographer ...

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    EDIT:-

    I think the deal is she supplies photos of her own feet ...

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  27. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Bulla liberali in perpetuum.

  28. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Bulla liberali in perpetuum.

    Not Facebook ... this was on the Met Office page - doubtless because I clicked on a CHEAP shoe advert the other week ...

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  29. UnderAnOpenSky

    UnderAnOpenSky baseline neural therapy

    You should definitely get the top ones.
     
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  30. Anju

    Anju Well-Known Member

    This popped up on Facebook today in an ad for wish. Had to check what the related items were. Tactical vest, motorbike helmet, angle grinder discs, binoculars, masturbator cup, inflatable butt plug, torches, binoculars and kazoos.
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