Discussion in 'computers, web and general tech' started by sim667, Feb 15, 2018.
Multi function: covers both your left leg and your right leg.
What the fuck does Amazon think games night is like at my house?
I'm tempted by this pig foot plushie.
Fisherman hats, something that looks like a scary knife with a tiny ball on the end, wine and a wizard's robe.
Fuck, I think the algorithm is finally starting to figure me out.
1) I'm not a Christian
2) If I was a Christian, I wouldn't go around declaring it on a T-shirt
3) Wait, isn't that Ian Brown?
All my adverts are for things I would buy.
I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing.
Anyway, I suppose this has the most entertainment value because of the name of the website:
Wouldn't it be a bit late to get it delivered to the actual funeral?
I suspect the photo got badly cropped
That is soooo unlike me it's untrue.
I want a sea burial.
Sod's law my French neighbours (still hoping to end my days there) will insist on the full bells and smells deal
Would make a much more sinister malicious delivery than a bunch of takeaways.
Just how am I being profiled ?
Maybe someone has taken out a hitman contract against you?
Different takeaway company every fifteen minutes in the dead of night. I was a little shit when I was a teenager but deeply regret not thinking about coffin deliveries.
I did once ring an undertaker to say I would like to order a coffin as I'd just died. The woman on the phone, bless her, didn't twig at first and dutifully noted the measurements I gave her. After a few minutes the penny dropped and she rang back - and it seemed to have cheered her up that she fell for it.
There has been a video for adjustable glasses from some outfit called Cheerlife in my feed for absolute ages, I have no idea why. There has also been adverts for handbags (??) and phone cases
I reported this one :-
Nice jumpers. Which unfortunately for the advertisers I recognise as being Rowan knitting patterns. Total scam website.
Facebook's ads are the worst thing i've ever seen.
I'd rate returning banned posters as the next worse
It took me a second to realise that this Finnair ad does not feature the girl from The Ring.
I don't know what's weirder - the fact that this advertiser thinks I'd like to own a cardboard Justin Trudeau and a Black Death wall map, or the fact that it wants more than $300 for them.
I really hope this site is just showing things at random because if some algorithm has analyzed me and decided that the things that would appeal to me most are meat-patterned socks and whatever those figurines are, then I have truly lost my way in life.
If you hide all the ads and don't give a reason (just click the X in the top right) after about a couple of days all the ads vanish. I'm told they do eventually creep back again but I've been as free for a couple of weeks or so now.
Foot fetish photographer ...
I think the deal is she supplies photos of her own feet ...
Not Facebook ... this was on the Met Office page - doubtless because I clicked on a CHEAP shoe advert the other week ...
You should definitely get the top ones.
This popped up on Facebook today in an ad for wish. Had to check what the related items were. Tactical vest, motorbike helmet, angle grinder discs, binoculars, masturbator cup, inflatable butt plug, torches, binoculars and kazoos.
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