What song would you delete from the iPod of History?

[Yetman]

Superman
Birdie Song

Gary Glitter & Jonathan King should also be removed

 

[ViolentPanda]

There are so many....
My top nominations for deletion would be (in no particular order):
Bryan Ferry's cover version of "Smoke gets in your Eyes".
Jimmy Osmond's "Long-haired Lover from Liverpool"
Enya's entire back-catalogue.
The Scorpions' "Wind of Change"

 

[bluestreak]

Stevie Wonder's I Just Called To Say I Love You - possibly the largest turd in the sandwich of any artist's career, ever.

 

[El Jefe]

surely most people have misunderstood the OP? it's not about deleting shit songs, but shit songs from the repertoires of artists you otherwise rate?

 

[Andrew Hertford]

surely most people have misunderstood the OP? it's not about deleting shit songs, but shit songs from the repertoires of artists you otherwise rate?

You mean like; The Laughing Gnome?

 

[El Jefe]

You mean like; The Laughing Gnome?

Well compared to most of his post-70s output, I'd argue the Laughing Gnome was a blessing

 

[Andrew Hertford]

Well compared to most of his post-70s output, I'd argue the Laughing Gnome was a blessing

Fair do's, I stopped listening after 85.

 

[Melinda]

Uptown Girl. Oh yes, you heard me.

I raise you American Pie.

 

[Wolveryeti]

Hey Mickey

 

[cybertect]

Hey Mickey

Coincidentally, Toni Basil was the choreographer on Bowie's Diamond Dogs tour (and the Glass Spider tour, but the less said about that the better...)

 

[Stevil]

Condi, Condi by Steve Earle. Terrible song.

 

[Termite Man]

Since I've just listened to it I'd probably take Rat Salad off Paranoid by Black Sabbath , it's still a good song but I just think the record would be better without it*






* or maybe just move it so it doesn't sit between Hand of Doom and Fairies Wear boots , but where you'd put it is beyond me since Fairies is a great song to finish the record with , I don't think it should be at the start of side 2 and it won't rwally sit nicely between any of the other tracks either

 

[skyscraper101]

50 Cent - In Da Club

 

[albionism]

fucking Baker fucking Street

 

[gentlegreen]

Damn this thread.

We need a "warning ! horrid earworms" flag.


In revenge I offer James Blunt's "Youre Beautiful" (and presumably every other song he's ever recorded) - who I only know about thanks to some advert or other.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Damn this thread.

We need a "warning ! horrid earworms" flag.


In revenge I offer James Blunt's "Youre Beautiful" (and presumably every other song he's ever recorded) - who I only know about thanks to some advert or other.

You bastard thats in my head now.

I nominate 'Everything I do' by Brian cunting Adams.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Everything by the Libertines...

 

[cascader]

Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton. Awful, awful, awful song.

 

[stavros]

At this time of year, "Wonderful Christmas Time" by Wings gets right up my scrotum. A truly dreadful song, adding weight to my view that Ringo was the talented Beatle.

 

[Pie 1]

Imagine.
Thread closed.

 

[Greenfish]

two can play that game by bobby brown.

The King Cnt Of Shit Songs.

 

[butchersapron]

I would delete southern man by Neil Young.

 

[DotCommunist]

I would delete southern man by Neil Young.

sacrilige

how long, how long?

 

[stretchy18]

Mazzy star, "Fade into you"

I have it as my mobile alarm, it wakens me everyday, I NOW HATE IT

 

[Streathamite]

"one day at a time, sweet jesus"

 

[longdog]

Imagine.
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Seconded

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