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What smells worse than two-month-old milk?

2 month old prawns and milk. A friend of mine parked her car in a carpark in Manchester, with all her Marks and Spencer's shopping in the boot and went for a coffee. In the meantime, the IRA inconsiderately bombed the city, and it was 8 weeks before her car could be removed from the carpark. The policeman who drive it out was vomiting out of the window.

That's the real legacy of violence, right there.





To OP:


I once strimmed a dead badger, elements of which made it through the mesh visor on my helmet.


It was August.


I challenge any milk of any age to get close.
 
That's the real legacy of violence, right there.





To OP:


I once strimmed a dead badger, elements of which made it through the mesh visor on my helmet.


It was August.


I challenge any milk of any age to get close.


I fell off a 10 foot cliff onto/into an extremely dead badger once.
Strange chain of thought at the time.

'Oh no! I'm falling'

'Ah, not very far though, and a nice soft landing'

'Hang on...'
 
Dead old ladies minge who had hardcore gonnoreah........which had a potato stuffed up it and has just been found after lying in a flat full of milk and prawns, with the heating on.......for 3 months
 
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