What shall I call my business?

[ChrisFilter]

Yes. Because that's a well-known phrase.

Well, no, it isn't. It was more the fransexual bit, as opposed to the cooking bit.

Besides, sheo laughed, and if I've made one person smile, then the world is a brighter place.

So nob off.

 

[ChrisFilter]

and it was late and I was tired.

 

[tarannau]

Sounds like transexual cooking.

You do realise that this is a joke that's failed in every way dontcha?

Here you are explaining it and everyone's still going meh.

 

[moomoo]

and it was late and I was tired.

Aww, at least you tried.


(((((ChrisFilter)))))

 

[Sadken]

Dr. Fuckworthy's Rambunctious House of Raunch.

 

[ChrisFilter]

You do realise that this is a joke that's failed in every way dontcha?

Here you are explaining it and everyone's still going meh.

Sheo laughed.

 

[Yelkcub]

Dr. Fuckworthy's Rambunctious House of Raunch.

Isn't that on Bumfuck Gardens?

 

[Rollem]

Sheo laughed.

that statement just doesn't help your cause

'mutton dressed as fran'

no reflection on you fran! more the sheep and your name thing....it's not good is it....

 

[Sadken]

Isn't that on Bumfuck Gardens?

I've got a potty mouth

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Eventually you'll be a FranChise with 300 cooks paying you for the right to barge into people's homes and criticise their souffles.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Frankly my dear let me cook you a flan.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

1-2-1 Cooking with Raymond Blanc.

 

[PacificOcean]

Using the brand you already have how about:

"Things Every Cook Should Cook @ Home"

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Fransastic.

101 1 2 1

 

[mrsfran]

Thanks for the helpful (and not helpful but puntastic) efforts so far. I am provisionally going with Cook to Cook for the time being.

If anyone knows someone who would be good at designing me a logo/leaflets, do let me know.

 

[Badgers]

Franny Mac
Franny Mae

 

[Divisive Cotton]

Francesca's Fabulous Full-on Foodie Experience

 

[Santino]

Ghostbusters

 

[Dillinger4]

superfran

 

[ChrisFilter]

Cheese Fran.

 

[kabbes]

United Holdings (Holdings) Food Enterprise and Investments (Food) Division plc.

 

[Santino]

United Holdings (Holdings) Food Enterprise and Investments (Food) Division plc.

<<<<<<<<<Crossword clue thread that way

 

[kabbes]

Don't like it?

It's OK -- you can rebrand for a cost of £10m in two years time, just when people have started to hear of you. Change it to "Bamaloopia" instead. And then change it back the following year.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Don't like it?

It's OK -- you can rebrand for a cost of £10m in two years time, just when people have started to hear of you. Change it to "Bamaloopia" instead. And then change it back the following year.

That's rather pre-crunch of you.

She's better off branding as nutritional health and life skills competency upskilling residential outreach and getting on a few OGC framework agreements for Keynesian pork.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Franny batter

 

[beeboo]

hmm

Toucan Cook

Conquer the Kitchen

Captain Cook

Meals Made Easy

Recipe for Disaster (ok perhaps not)

Meet and Two Veg

 

[Pingu]

farantasic food Ltd

or Cook Under Nouvelle Tutor

 

[lontok2005]

Oven it Large with Fran

Bookcook

Gastrobuddy

 

[ChrisFilter]

Oven it Large with Fran

 

[redsnapper]

Sorry about this Fran but I wonder if I'm the only one who thinks 'Cook to Cook' is a bit rubbish. I'm kinda thinking: OK I can see what you've done there but it's not that memorable and doesn't really stand out. Sorry to be negative but I do think there's some mileage in some of the suggestions on here that you've overlooked.