What needs ironing?

[Hi-ASL]

 

[quimcunx]

You must wear boxers. You shouldn't. you should wear jockey shorts. They're sexier and don't need to be ironed.


That's all I'm saying.

 

[gentlegreen]

ironing ?

Dry stuff on the hanger - you know it makes sense.

EDIT :- just realised I've put my pants on the interweb.

 

[Hi-ASL]

You must wear boxers. You shouldn't. you should wear jockey shorts. They're sexier and don't need to be ironed.


That's all I'm saying.

I have a combination. Boxers. jockey shorts, Y-fronts.

ok, not Y-fronts.

Oh, and P.S. I don't really iron them as I am not a psychopath.

 

[quimcunx]

Oh, and P.S. I don't really iron them as I am not a psychopath.

you keep saying that, doesn't make it true.

 

[sheothebudworths]

guinevere2 irons everything in the whole world! i'm shocked!

My mum - who does pretty much fuck all else in terms of house work, apart from the absolute essentials, like washing up - irons her fucking pants.

Admittedly her pants are on the large side, but all the same....!

 

[sheothebudworths]

Oh and she'd agree with Guinevere on the tea towel front too, even though all her tea towels are at least 20 years old and frayed to fuck.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I've probably ironed a shirt about 3 times in the last five years. Otherwise nothing.

 

[girasol]

Basically, if it looks really creased and it's something to wear it needs ironing. Being that I hang our stuff in hangers while it's wet and give it a little shake, hardly anything at all needs ironing in our house.

Can't remember the last time I ironed anything

 

[spring-peeper]

I'm surprised that they was no "nothing" option.

I make sure nothing I buy needs ironing. If it's too wrinkley to wear, then I wash it again.

The only time my iron got used was when the girls were in Cadets. That was over 5 years ago, and the iron hasn't been out since.

 

[EastEnder]

I've never seen you wank in public for instance.

I'm very discrete, apart from a momentary glazed expression and the subsequent burp, you'd never notice.

 

[EastEnder]

I'm surprised that they was no "nothing" option.

Oh yeah, strange no one else noticed that...

 

[spring-peeper]

I voted for "something else" - ie - nothing!!!!

 

[Fedayn]

You must wear boxers. You shouldn't. you should wear jockey shorts. They're sexier and don't need to be ironed.

What's the difference between jockeys and boxers then?

 

[spanglechick]

What's the difference between jockeys and boxers then?

about five stone..


b'dum tish

 

[Strumpet]

Spangles.

NOthing needs ironing!

*puts fingers in ears*

 

[softybabe]

tea towels, bedlinen, gym wear!!! ironing freaks!

 

[Strumpet]

FREAKKKKKKKS I agree! Life is way too short to iron stuff sheesh. .. ..

 

[EastEnder]

about five stone..


b'dum tish

That's not bad, for a girl...

 

[geminisnake]

What items do you consider lose sufficient sartorial elegance when unironed that you feel compelled by social convention or your own sense of pride to iron them.

Until a few weeks ago I would have been with the nothing non-voters but I foolishly bought a pair of linen trousers which do look like they need ironed

Dunno why, coz the natural colour ones don't, but these ones are brown and just don't look so good unironed

I have hung them on a hanger til I am going to wear them then I will iron them.
Our iron was misplaced after the kitchen getting redone for over a yr. I couldn't remember where I had put it

 

[JTG]

there is no excuse for ironing ever

 

[FridgeMagnet]

there is no excuse for ironing ever

No, there is one excuse for ironing: when you have just washed some pants and they are still wet and you have no other pants and you can iron them to get warm, not-wet pants. And the microwave isn't working.

 

[JTG]

I'll accept that

 

[Rollem]

i hate ironing, but not as much as i hate wearing creased clothes

 

[Bakunin]

I don't do sartorial elegance....

I don't do elegance, full stop.

I wear pants when out in public, that's about as far as I'm prepared to go to satisfy social convention.

Same here.

Although I tend to advance beyond pants and put on trousers, socks and t shirt as well, in the interest of public decency.

I only go naked in public when I want to scare the horses.

 

[mysterygirl]

Perhaps it should have been titled :

What items do you consider lose sufficient sartorial elegance when unironed that you feel compelled by social convention or your own sense of pride to iron them.


But she was pissed.

Perhaps, but I'd still have said nothing. Unless it's a wedding.

Drying on hangers ftw.

 

[geminisnake]

I only go naked in public when I want to scare the horses.

Are you boasting????

 

[EastEnder]

i hate ironing, but not as much as i hate wearing creased clothes

Oh God yes, creased clothes..... the unbearable torture, the unremitting agony, the uncontrollable urge to end it all there and then by whatever means, the sheer, unbridled inhumanity......

I feel your pain.

not really

 

[trashpony]

I don't mind the act of ironing. But I hate all the faff of getting the board and iron out. I used to share a flat with a woman who ironed her pants and socks. Freak

 

[Bakunin]

Are you boasting????

Just taking the piss out of myself, same as usual, that's all.