What makes the perfect bacon sarnie?

[beesonthewhatnow]

So, what combination makes the perfect bacon sandwich?

Choose one from each pair...

 

[cliche guevara]

Brown sauce!

 

[Rollem]

cheese and caramalised red onion relish is really what you're after...

 

[Madusa]

bacon

 

[Citizen66]

All the people who voted rind on need to be sectioned.

 

[cliche guevara]

Oh I went for all the most popular options except ketchup. What is wrong with you people who like ketchup on bacon? Ketchup is for chips, brown sauce is for meat.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

All the people who voted rind on need to be sectioned.

It's the best bit, all chewy and yummy

 

[marty21]

very very crispy, white bread, butter, that's all you need really - maybe some brown sauce if i'm pushing the boat out like

 

[fractionMan]

cajun power garlic hot sauce ftw

 

[quimcunx]

remove bacon and replace with sausage and fried egg.

 

[marty21]

remove bacon and replace with sausage and fried egg.

the noble sausage and fried egg sarnie has it's merits as well, as has the bacon and egg sarnie , i had one of those for breakfast today

 

[8ball]

I've developed a perverted penchant for bacon sarnies with granary bread.

 

[bi0boy]

Where's the option for butter?

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Where's the option for butter?

Only had 12 options, and I viewed that as less central to the enjoyment of your sarnie as the others

 

[Citizen66]

It's the best bit, all chewy and yummy

You need to be put down.

The last time someone said that to me, word for word, they were sucking a long bit into their mouth - put me right off my poached eggs it did.

 

[fractionMan]

right, that's it.

I'm off out to buy bacon.

 

[Citizen66]

Oh, and fresh tomatoes are better than ketchup. If no sauce then the bread must be buttered.

Toasted bacon and cheese sarnies ftw too.

 

[bi0boy]

Only had 12 options, and I viewed that as less central to the enjoyment of your sarnie as the others

bah! you may as well have left off the bacon options

Also, any decent bacon sarnie is ruined by the addition of red or brown sauce.

 

[MysteryGuest]

(((((Crispy)))))

 

[electrogirl]

what is rind?

 

[dodgepot]

cheese and caramalised red onion relish is really what you're after...

fucking hell.... take the girl out of bermo and she starts getting all middle class

 

[Iam]

Smoked Back, Crispy, Rind on, Brown bread, Ketchup.

 

[Citizen66]

what is rind?

The nasty chewy bit that reminds you that what you're eating used to be alive.

 

[WouldBe]

It's the best bit, all chewy and yummy

Rind needs to be crispy so it's like a bacon and pork scratching sarnie.

 

[electrogirl]

The nasty chewy bit that reminds you that what you're eating used to be alive.

oh i don't think i've ever hand rindy bacon.

 

[Citizen66]

oh i don't think i've ever hand rindy bacon.

The fat round the edges, basically.

Although I can manage it if it's crispy. But prefer it without as there's no guarantees that it will be.

 

[electrogirl]

The fat round the edges, basically.

Although I can manage it if it's crispy. But prefer it without as there's no guarantees that it will be.

oh! the fat!

yeah if i can tell it's still fat then it is rank and rubberio and bleeeurgh.

i like my bacon really crispy though so it's ok.

 

[TitanSound]

Bacon slow cooked, still a bit pink. Lower onto thickly buttered thick white bread, ketchup and bit of grated cheese. Nice cup of tea....MMMMMMMM

 

[Geri]

But what about the most important question of all - butter or no butter?

 

[electrogirl]

But what about the most important question of all - butter or no butter?

deffo butter. no butter? you loca.