What lyrics are you listening to now? (pt2)

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  1. keybored

    keybored #NeverUseTheInternetAgain

    On her way to work one
    morning down the path beside the lake
    A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
    His pretty coloured skin had been all frosted with the dew
    Poor thing, she cried, I'll take you in and I'll take care of you

    Take me in tender woman
    Take me in, for heaven's sake
    Take me in, tender woman,
    sighed the snake

    She wrapped him all cozy in a
    comforter of silk
    And laid him by the fireside with
    some honey and some milk
    She hurried home from work that night and soon as she
    arrived
    She found that pretty snake
    she'd taken in had been revived

    Take me in, tender woman
    Take me in, for heaven's sake
    Take me in, tender woman,
    sighed the snake

    She clutched him to her bosom, You're so beautiful, she cried
    But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died
    She stroked his pretty skin again
    and kissed and held him tight
    Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite

    Take me in, tender woman
    Take me in, for heaven's sake
    Take me in, tender woman,
    sighed the snake

    I saved you, cried the woman And you've bitten me, but why?
    You know your bite is poisonous
    and now I'm going to die
    Oh shut up, silly woman, said
    the reptile with a grin
    You knew damn well I was a
    snake before you took me in
    Take me in, tender woman

    Take me in, for heaven's sake
    Take me in, tender woman,
    sighed the snake
     
  2. RaverDrew

    RaverDrew self-banned for a bit R.I.P.

    You talk like Marlene Dietrich
    And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire
    Your clothes are all made by Balmain
    And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair

    You live in a fancy appartement
    Of the Boulevard of St. Michel
    Where you keep your Rolling Stones records
    And a friend of Sacha Distel

    But where do you go to my lovely
    When you're alone in your bed
    Tell me the thoughts that surround you
    I want to look inside your head

    I've seen all your qualifications
    You got from the Sorbonne
    And the painting you stole from Picasso
    Your loveliness goes on and on, yes it does

    When you go on your summer vacation
    You go to Juan-les-Pines
    With your carefully designed topless swimsuit
    You get an even suntan, on your back and on your legs

    When the snow falls you're found in St. Moritz
    With the others of the jet-set
    And you sip your Napoleon Brandy
    But you never get your lips wet

    But where do you go to my lovely
    When you're alone in your bed
    Tell me the thoughts that surround you
    I want to look inside your head, yes I do

    Your name is heard in high places
    You know the Aga Khan
    He sent you a racehorse for chistmas
    And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh haha

    They say that when you get married
    It'll be to a millionaire
    But they don't realize where you came from
    And I wonder if they really care, they give a damn

    But where do you go to my lovely
    When you're alone in your bed
    Tell me the thoughts that surround you
    I want to look inside your head

    I remember the back streets of Naples
    Two children begging in rags
    Both touched with a burning ambition
    To shake off their lowly brown tags, yes they try

    So look into my face Marie-Claire
    And remember just who you are
    Then go and forget me forever
    'Cause I know you still bear
    the scar, deep inside, yes you do

    I know where you go to my lovely
    When you're alone in your bed
    I know the thoughts that surround you
    'Cause I can look inside your head
     
  3. rollinder

    rollinder Dont walk away in silence

    Aisha
    We've only just met
    And I think you ought to know
    I'm a murderer
    Babies need blood

    I have a portrait on my wall
    He's a serial killer
    I thought he wouldn't escape
    Aisha
    He got out

    We live in a cemetary
    A cold and damp place
    And science runs through us
    Making us Gods

    The rules are all Wrong
    Every perversion is justified
    They honestly believe dead bodies
    Anything goes around here

    I still want to to be human again
    What am I?
    What am I?
    I'm a murderer

    Aisha
    I'm confused
    Aisha
    I'm vibrating

    I'm a murderer
    The Gods all suck
     
  4. holteman

    holteman ( . Y . )

    When people keep repeating
    That you'll never fall in love
    When everybody keeps retreating
    But you can't seem to get enough
    Let my love open the door
    Let my love open the door
    Let my love open the door
    To your heart
    When everything feels all over
    When everybody seems unkind
    I'll give you a four-leaf clover
    Take all the worry out of your mind
    Let my love open the door
    Let my love open the door
    Let my love open the door
    To your heart I have the only key to your heart
    I can stop you falling apart
    Try today, you'll find this way
    Come on and give me a chance to say
    Let my love open the door
    It's all I'm living for
    Release yourself from misery
    Only one thing's gonna set you free
    That's my love
    Let my love open the door
    Let my love open the door
    Let my love open the door
    To your heart
    When tragedy befalls you
    Don't let them bring you down
    Love can cure your problem
    You're so lucky I'm around
    Let my love open the door
    Let my love open the door
    Let my love open the door
    To your heart
     
  5. QueenOfGoths

    QueenOfGoths Fuck you Dave!

    Wether you whine or grine
    Wether you whine or grine
    She shake it up right on time
    She shake it up right on time

    Shake up long, shake up strong
    Stay on your feet and you can't go wrong
    Wether you whine or grine

    First thing she ax, if you 'ave your brush
    If you 'ave your brush, you can avoid the rush
    Wether you whine or grine

    Come a ruff, ruff grine
    Come a cool, cool whine
    Wether you whine or grine

    Wether you whine or grine
    Wether you whine or grine
    She like when you whine or grine
    She love when you whine and grine

    First thing she ax, if you 'ave your brush
    If you 'ave your brush, you can avoid the rush
    Mek it come whine or grine

    She want you to whine and grine
    She says take a skiddip all the time
    She love when you whine and grine

    First thing she ax, if you 'ave your brush
    If you 'ave your brush, you can avoid the rush
    Wether you whine or grine

    She'll love when you whine and grine
    Just take a skiddip all the time
    She want a ruff, ruff stroker
    She want a cool, cool stroker
    [​IMG]
     
  6. Y_I_Otter

    Y_I_Otter Dangerous Terroirist

    Way down among Brazilians
    Coffee beans grow by the billions
    So they’ve got to find those extra cups to fill
    They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in brazil

    You can’t get cherry soda
    ’cause they’ve got to fill that quota
    And the way things are I’ll bet they never will
    They’ve got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil

    No tea or tomato juice
    You’ll see no potato juice
    The planters down in Santos all say no no no

    The politician’s daughter
    Was accused of drinking water
    And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
    They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

    You date a girl and find out later
    She smells just like a percolator
    Her perfume was made right on the grill
    Why they could percolate the ocean in Brazil

    And when their ham and eggs need savor
    Coffee ketchup gives ’em flavor
    Coffee pickles way outsell the dill
    Why they put coffee in the coffee in brazil

    So your lead to the local color
    Serving coffee with a cruller
    Dunking doesn’t take a lot of skill
    They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
     
  7. Bassism

    Bassism Follow the yellow brick road

    WISH I LIVED IN BRAZIL X

    Same old story is back again
    She's not a lover, she's just a friend
    I'm sick and tired for you to blame on me
    Now you think it's funny
    Now you wanna spend your money on girls
    But you forgot when you were down
    That I was around

    Call my lover, hang up, call again
    What in the world is happening
    Listen in, but don't yell at me
    Isn't it ironic all you wanna do is smoke chronic
    Boy, you forgot when you were down
    Who was around

    [1] - I can't eat, I can't sleep anymore
    Waiting for love to walk through the door
    I wish I didn't miss you anymore

    Memories don't live like people do
    I'm sick for ever believing you
    Wish you'd bring back the man I knew
    Was good to me, oh Lord
    Everytime you say you're coming
    Boy, you disappoint me, honey
    How well you forgot when you were down
    And I was around


    One of these days, it's gonna happen to you
    Missing a love like I'm missing you, babe yeah yeah
    One of these days, when your dreams come true
    That's the one that's gonna do it to you
    Oh oh oh, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah


    yeah yeah


    ANGIE STONE XX
     
  8. ivebeenhigh

    ivebeenhigh Well-Known Member

    She said it was just a figment of speech
    And I said you mean 'figure'
    And she said no 'figment' because she
    could never imagine it happening
    But it did
    When we first met, I played the shy-boy
    When she spoke to me for the first
    time, my nose began to bleed
    She guessed the rest
    The next day we went on a bus ride to the ferry
    And when nobody came to collect our
    fares, why I knew then this was
    something special
    I couldn't stop thinking about her
    And everytime I switched on the radio,
    there was somebody else singing
    a song about the two of us
    It was just like being on a fast ride at Fun Fair - the sort you want to get off
    because it's scary and then, as soon as
    you're off again, you want to
    get straight ba
    ck on again
    But oh love is strange
    And you have to learn to take the
    crunchy with the smooth I suppose
    She began going out with Mr. Potato Head
    It was when I saw her in the car park with
    his coat around her shoulders
    I realized
    I went home and thought about the two of
    them together until the bath
    water went cold around me
    I thought about her eyes and the curve of
    her breasts and about the point
    where their bodies met
    I confronted her about it
    I said 'I'm the most illegible bachelor in town'
    And she said 'Yea, that's why I can never
    understand any of those silly
    letters you send me'
    And then one day it happened
    She cut her hair
    And I stopped loving her.
     
  9. StanSmith

    StanSmith Three Lions on my shirt

    Geno! Geno! Geno! Geno! Geno! ...

    Back in '68 in a sweaty club
    Oh, Geno
    Before Jimmy's Machine and The Rocksteady Rub
    Oh-oh-oh Geno-o
    On a night when flowers didn't suit my shoes
    After a week of flunkin' and bunkin' school
    The lowest head in the crowd that night
    Just practicin' steps and keepin' outta the fights

    Academic inspiration, you gave me none
    But you were Michael the lover
    The fighter that won
    But now just look at me
    I'm looking down at you
    No, Im not bein flash
    Its what Im built to do

    That man took the stage, his towel was swingin' high
    Oh Geno
    This man was my bombers, my Dexy's, my high
    Oh-oh-oh Geno-o
    The crowd they all hailed you, and chanted your name
    But they never knew like we knew
    Me and you were the same
    And now you're all over, your song is so tame, brrrrr
    You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name

    Academic inspiration, you gave me none
    You were Michael the lover
    The fighter that won
    But now just look at me
    I'm looking down at you
    No, Im not bein flash
    Its what Im built to do

    Oh Geno, Woh-oh-oh Geno-o
    Oh Geno, Woh-oh-oh Geno-o



    I just forgot how mega this song is......great stuff
     
  10. stupid dogbot

    stupid dogbot Haughty and Superior

    The first hero of year zero,
    top billin'.
    Scattered,
    the pitter patter of little feet,
    Merciless are the children.
     
  11. ShiftyBagLady

    ShiftyBagLady Thinks she is a flower to be looked at

    can't get these ones out of my head :mad:

    Hey hey hey the end is near
    On a good day you can see the end from here
    But I won't turn back now though the way is clear
    I will stay for the remainder

    I saw a life and I called it mine
    I saw it drawn so sweet and fine
    And I had begun to fill in all the lines
    Right down to what we'd name her

    Our nature does not change by will
    In the Winter 'round the ruined mill
    The creek is lying flat and still
    It is water though it's frozen

    So, across the years and miles and through
    On a good day you can feel my love for you
    Will you leave me be so that we can stay true
    To the path that you have chosen?
     
  12. stupid dogbot

    stupid dogbot Haughty and Superior

    Oh hair of dread, the time is here.
    Thirty-three, the sheep draw near
    with eyes so keen they cannot hear
    all the lies that buy their ears

    Oh, horsepants, tobacco chest
    Oh, sex ghost. Oh, nape of neck
    The tears are crashing on her breasts
    The burning bed is out again

    If it's sad, you know it' true.
    God is glad on bluer moons.
    When your room is all you do,
    it comes to you.

    Oh, my rank ink instrument,
    row my boat towards abstinence
    with thoughts as long as cigarettes.
    Snowed in lips and cross protect.

    Oh, that birdlike appetite.
    Lo, passive fasts make us contrite?
    On silken highways of the night,
    the spiders crawl my candlelight,

    Where the sun shines in space.
    God is dumb, god is great.
    But does he love us all the same?
    Are we OK?

    And I cried out your name
    because I loved the sound it made
    and because I couldn't wait to see your face.
    And nothing ever was the same.

    And the stars say, "Look into my eyes."
    But I can't change if it's only in my mind.
    And I love you but I don't have the right.
    And I wanted you so bad tonight.
     
  13. rollinder

    rollinder Dont walk away in silence

    Give me Love, give me Can, give me Meatloaf
    Give me Rush, give me Marquee Moon
    Michael Ball, or The Fall
    I could listen to them all
    In the twilight or the afternoon

    Irk the purists
    Irk the purists
    Irk the purists
    It’s a right good laugh

    Irk the purists
    Irk the purists
    Irk the purists at the back

    Hall & Oates, random Goth, Miles Davis
    Patti Smith, Simply Red, Sly Stone
    Be they false or for real, I don’t care and nor does Neil
    Just so long as we can hear their song

    Irk the purists
    Irk the purists
    it could well be an Olympic sport

    Irk the purists
    Irk the purists
    If you’ve never, then you ought

    Husker Du-Du-Du
    Captain Beefheart, ELO
    Chris de Burgh
    Sun Ra
    Del Amitri
    John Coltrane

    Irk the purists
    Irk the purists
    Come on now boy, you know it feels so right

    Irk the purists
    Irk the purists
    Irk the purists tonight
     
  14. rollinder

    rollinder Dont walk away in silence

    All day long I felt like
    Smashing my face in a clear glass window.
    But instead, I went out
    And smashed up a phone box round the corner.

    I never had a chance to choose my own parents,
    I'd never know why I should be stuck with mine.
    Mommy's always trying not to eat
    And daddy's always smelling like he's pickled in booze.

    I never had a chance to choose my own name,
    I'd never know why I should be stuck with mine.
    Mommy's always talkin' 'bout family pride
    And daddy's always hiding 'bout his week-end rides.

    All day long I felt like
    Smashing my neck in a clear glass window.
    But instead, I went out
    And smashed up a station wagon round the block.

    I looked at the mirror and told myself,
    I'm glad I still don't look like them at least.
    Mommy's like a film star in a distorted mirror,
    Daddy's like a guy who lost his stomach in the war.

    I went to shake hands with the president in miami,
    I went to a rock show to see Mick Jagger.
    And you'd never believe it, surprise of my life,
    They had paint on their faces just like my mommy.

    Am I going crazy or is it just you, daddy?
    Am I going nuts or is it just you, mommy?
    Am I plain gone or is it just the world?
    Daddy, I'd rather have you dead than crazy.

    Trying to talk to them is like eating tv dinner when you're angry,
    Trying to get their love is like watching ice cream ad when you're hungry.
    They gave me a watch that's guaranteed not to break
    But my mommy and daddy broke up last fall.

    Am I going crazy or is it just you, daddy?
    Am I going nuts or is it just you, mommy?
    Am I plain gone or is it just the world?
    Mommy, I'd rather have you dead than crazy.

    All day long I felt like
    Smashing my head in a clear glass window.
    But instead, I went out
    And smashed up a churchyard round the corner.
     
  15. ShiftyBagLady

    ShiftyBagLady Thinks she is a flower to be looked at

    Edward come and sit with me,
    I fell asleep and now I am afraid.
    The sun came up so quick and I
    Have always been suspicious of the day.
    The dream I had that you were in -
    Turned bad and then it finished,
    And I am glad to be awake.
    And glad,
    To be with you,
    Cause I feel safe when we're together.

    Read to me again
    About the King who took
    his daughter to the feast.
    Tell me how she lifted up her veils
    And she laid them at his feet.
    Execution in her eyes,
    She pointed to her prize, and said,
    "I want him to be mine."

    And everyone,
    Knew the man was going to lose
    his head tonight.

    I heard a sound,
    Across the lawns,
    Was like a hoof being taken from a horse.
    I understand,
    What you describe,
    That there are things we don't decide -
    They are decided for us.
    Still I would trust,
    That we are safe when we're together.

    Edward, come and tell me,
    Are there restaurants on Jericho today?
    Look out of the window on St Giles -
    Do the palaces remain?
    I have woken from a sleep.
    I am sure the world is different,
    That it's changed.

    Edward come and tell me,
    Are there restaurants on Jericho today?
    I heard a sound,
    Across the lawns,
    Was like a wave sweeping houses
    from the short.
    I understand,
    what you explain,
    That there are things that you believe,
    And you think you will see me again.

    Still it remains,
    That if I could,
    I'd string a cord,
    RIght from my stomach
    Into yours.
    I'd stand beside you,
    The day you face the tide,
    I think I could make it turn around,
    Know I could make it go dry.
    Cause you and I -
    We are safe when we're together.

    We are safe when we're together.
    We are safe when we're together.
    We are safe when we're together.
    We are.
     
  16. stethoscope

    stethoscope Well-Known Member

    A thousand cultures stolen ships that came sailing
    Sighted from the shoreline people stood waiting
    But armies came invading and raiding to conquer
    Understood nothing of a land that stood longer
    But might was much stronger than right could ever be
    Took away the land planned a new destiny
    Butchery and murder and still I say murder
    Butchery and murder and still I say murder

    Wait! Hold up 'cause Phrase will break the mould
    Culture growing stronger aging never old
    Death accelerating, and I don't want to die
    Fish hooked by a ship, Lord take me where I lie
    Gone where the lucky ones, disease or suicide
    The pride of survivors to cry for those that died
    To resurrect the status and overcome the ploy
    No bells or beads to barter for this young black boy

    Ship ahoy
    Lord take me where I lie, don't let my children die
    Ship ahoy
    Lord take me where I lie, don't let my children die

    Gone are the days now the ships cease to sail
    I don't think so what does a wage entail
    Nine of five slavery or a twenty four seven
    Most slaves tricked by the promise of a heaven
    Controlled by the sound of a whip that goes sack
    Mind - forged manacles make sure there's no slack
    Think your not a slave, 'cause no whip marks your back
    Now a bureaucrat wields the nine tails of the cat

    Ain't nothing changed but the weather the song remains the same
    Hollis comes left set up upon the Lamebrain
    You can't tame the beast, the beast can't be changed
    Have to smash the system, wisdom rearranged
    Slavery claimed to be histories mystery
    Wished it could be....It's still part of we
    Search and look around my birthplace is torn
    But England has fallen dusk negates dawn

    Ship ahoy
    Lord take me where I lie, don't let my children die
    Ship ahoy
    Lord take me where I lie, don't let my children die

    Ship ahoy, ship ahoy, now they call it perestroika
    Mandela's free but still can't stop the slaughter
    Now they call it free trade, free choice for all
    But the real freedom is ten per cent small
    Freedom is a song which the caged bird sings
    They keep the key all we see is the keyring
    Fooled by the glisten, but the glisten is not gold
    And I will not buy the beads that I'm sold

    I stand here stand clear truth be my witness
    How many Hitlers before you see the litmus
    Test I won't rest, slave who won't behave
    And no I want not the freedom of the slave
    If the East wants the beast let the beast roam
    'Cause in the East the death of the beast was sown
    You can fool the people that they're equal
    But you won't fool me with a sequel

    Ship ahoy
    Lord take me where I lie, don't let my children die.
    Ship ahoy
    Lord take me where I lie, don't let my children die.
     
  17. stupid dogbot

    stupid dogbot Haughty and Superior

    What should I tell her?
    She's going to ask
    If I ignore it,
    it gets uncomfortable
    She'll want to argue about the past
    Still I think she believes me
    Every word I say
    I think I'm starting to believe it all myself
    Go ask the gentlemen who play it
    But hate to pay

    And it don't bleed,
    And it don't breathe
    It's locked its jaws & now it's swallowing
    It's in our heart, it's in our heads
    It's in our love, baby, it's in our bed

    It holds my arms down,
    sits upon my chest
    It waves its finger at me every night & day
    And it don't rest
    And it don't breathe and it don't bleed
    It's locked its jaws and now it's swallowing
    It's all a lie,
    It's nearly dead
    It's in our hope, baby,
    It's in our bed
     
  18. rollinder

    rollinder Dont walk away in silence

    And into the sea goes pretty England and me
    Around the Bay of Biscay and back for tea
    Hit traffic on the dogger bank
    Up the Thames to find a taxi rank
    Sail on by with the tide and go asleep
    And the radio says

    THIS IS A LOW
    BUT IT WON'T HURT YOU
    WHEN YOU ARE ALONE IT WILL BE THERE WITH YOU
    FINDING WAYS TO STAY SOLO

    On the Tyne forth and Cramity
    There's a low in the high forties
    And Saturday's locked away on the pier
    Not fast enough dear
    On the Malin head, Blackpool looks blue and red
    And the Queen, she's gone round the bend
    Jumped off Land's End
    And the radio says

    And into the sea goes pretty England and me
    Around the Bay of Biscay and back for tea
    Hit traffic on the dogger bank
    Up the Thames to find a taxi rank
    Sail on by with the tide and go asleep
    And the radio says

    THIS IS A LOW
    BUT IT WON'T HURT YOU
    WHEN YOU ARE ALONE IT WILL BE THERE WITH YOU
    FINDING WAYS TO STAY SOLO
     
  19. Dr. Furface

    Dr. Furface One small step for man

    Since you went away
    Each day has taught me to say
    Well who the hell d'ya think you are?
    Where's the point in what you've done?
    This joke will run and run
    Oh just like you
    Are you happy now?
    Laughing at the World
     
  20. Bassism

    Bassism Follow the yellow brick road

    Just in case I don't make it home tonight
    Let me make love to you for the last time, baby
    Wanna cherish each moment like the last
    Cause baby you're all that I have
    So just in case

    Think of how we made love almost anywhere
    Haven't I taken you almost everywhere
    Think of all the things that, that we shared
    Then imagine me not there, oh

    Giving you more karats than a rabbit
    Got you living lavish
    Anything I've got, you can have it
    Baby I'll do magic
    I'll do all I can, to keep you satisfied
    So just in case I don't make it home tonight, baby

    Repeat 1 (2x)

    Haven't I made you feel so special
    As your man I've held your hand
    Never letting go
    Let you hold the keys to the Lex, huh to drive
    Give you all you need and more as long as I'm alive

    Even from the heavens up above
    I'll shine all around
    Too much is never enough
    Ooh you are all I want
    Even when I'm gone, my love will carry on
    It's just that strong
    So just in case

    Repeat 1 (2x)

    Baby you know I love you
    More than anything in this whole world
    You're my anything, my everything
    My wife, my queen
    So if something happens to me
    There's something you need to know.........................



    CHEESEVILLE MAKE IT HOME TONITE XX JUST IN CASE
     
  21. Bassism

    Bassism Follow the yellow brick road

    On the Fourth of July, 1806
    We set sail from the sweet Cobh of Cork
    We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks
    For the Grand City Hall in New York
    'Twas a wonderful craft
    She was rigged fore and aft
    And oh, how the wild wind drove her
    She stood several blasts
    She had twenty seven masts
    And they called her The Irish Rover

    We had one million bags of the best Sligo rags
    We had two million barrels of stones
    We had three million sides of old blind horses hides'
    We had four million barrels of bones
    We had five million hogs
    six million dogs
    Seven million barrels of porter
    We had eight million barrels of old nanny goate tails
    In the hold of the Irish Rover

    There was awl Mickey Coote
    Who played hard on his flute
    And the ladies lined up for a set
    He would tootle with skill
    For each sparkling quadrille
    Though the dancers were fluther'd and bet
    With his smart witty talk
    He was cock of the walk
    As he rolled the dames under and over
    They all knew at a glance
    When he took up his stance
    That he sailed in The Irish Rover

    There was Barney McGee
    From the banks of the Lee
    There was Hogan from County Tyrone
    There was Johnny McGurk
    Who was scared stiff of work
    And a man from Westmeath called Malone
    There was Slugger O'Toole
    Who was drunk as a rule
    And Fighting Bill Tracy from Dover
    And your man, Mick McCann
    From the banks of the Bann
    Was the skipper of the Irish Rover

    For a sailor its' always a bother in life
    It's so lonesome by night and by day
    That he longs for the shore
    and a charming young whore
    Who will melt all his troubles away
    Oh, the noise and the rout
    Swillin' poiteen and stout
    For him soon the torment's over
    Of the love of a maid he is never afraid
    An old salt from the Irish Rover

    We had sailed seven years
    When the measles broke out
    And the ship lost its way in the fog
    And that whale of a crew
    Was reduced down to two
    Just myself and the Captain's old dog
    Then the ship struck a rock
    Oh Lord! what a shock
    The bulkhead was turned right over
    Turned nine times around
    And the poor old dog was drowned (1,2,3!)
    I'm the last of The Irish Rover
    :oops::oops::cool::facepalm:
     
  22. stupid dogbot

    stupid dogbot Haughty and Superior

    They love the taste of blood
    Now I don't know what that means, but I know that I mean it
    Maybe they're as evil as they seem
    Or maybe I only look out the window when it's scenic
    "Atmosphere finally made a good record."
    Yeah right, that shit almost sounds convincing
    The last time I felt as sick and contradictive as this
    Was the last time we played a show in Cinnci'
    "Get real." they tell me
    If only they knew how real this life really gets
    They would stop acting like a silly bitch
    They would respect the cock whether or not they believed in it
    Doesn't take much and that's messed up
    Because these people do a lot of simple shit to impress us
    While everyone was trying to out-do the last man
    I was just a ghost trying to catch some Mrs. Pac-Man
    Hello ma'am, would you be interested
    In some sexual positions and emotional investments
    See, I'm not insane, in fact I'm kind of rational
    When I be askin', "Yo, where did all the passion go?"
    East coast, West coast, down South, Midwest
    Nowadays everybody knows how to get fresh
    Somebody give me a big yes (YES!)
    God Bless America, but she stole the B from "Bless" (Accept it)
    Now I'm too fucked up to dance
    So I'm gonna sit with my hand down the front of my pants
    You can't achieve your goals if you don't take that chance
    So go pry open that trunk and get those amps (You know!)

    In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester
    Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper
    You see me move back and forth between both
    I'm trying to find a balance
    I'm trying to build a balance

    So now I keep a close eye on my pets
    Because they make most of they moves off of instinct and sense
    It's eat, sleep, fuck in self defense
    So straight you can set your clocks and place bets
    Wait, let's prey on blind, deaf, dumb, dead
    Hustle, maybe a couple will love what you said
    Emcees drag their feet across a big naked land
    With an empty bag of seed and a fake shake of hands
    Yeah I got some last words, FUCK ALL OF YOU ALL!
    Stop writin' raps and go play volleyball
    Gotta journey the world in a hurry
    Cause my attorney didn't put enough girls on the jury
    Guilty of droppin' these bombs in the city
    But I'm innocent, love is the motive that's why you're killing 'em
    Guilty of settin' my fire in all fifty
    But I'm innocent, blame it on my equilibrium

    In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester
    Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper
    You see me move back and forth between both
    I'm trying to find a balance
    I'm trying to build a balance

    I gotta find my balance
    I gotta find my balance

    Now all my friends are famous
    It's either one thing or another
    They all don't know what my name is
    Probably know both of my brothers
    The one is a hard workin' savior
    The other's a hard workin' soldier
    I'm just your next door neighbor
    Workin' hard at tryin' to stay sober
    You wait for the car at the corner
    Pretend like you know what the pot is
    Won't quit till I hit California
    And make you my Golden State goddess
     
  23. stupid dogbot

    stupid dogbot Haughty and Superior

    These warehouse wages kill the end's introduction
    Man, I shoulda' shchooled it up when I was younger, shoulda' stuck to plan
    Always had the dreams of bein' more self-assertive
    And my kid's a teenager now, he needs the health insurance
    So break my body, break-break my soul down
    Just another zombie walkin' blindly through ya ghost town
    Pull up to the bar to politic and tap the power
    Ain't nobody really all that jolly at your happy hour
    But I don't wanna go home yet
    So I'ma talk to my cigarette and that television set
    It doesn't matter what brand or station
    Anything to take away from the current situation
    No overtime pay, no holiday
    Months behind on everything but the lottery
    Winter 'round the corner, guaranteein' that my car dies
    Wifey havin' trouble tryna juggle both the part-times
    My cup ain't close to filled up
    We tryna build up so we could have enough
    And when I finally get the color, won't be nothin' else to paint on
    A friend of mine tried to kill himself to the same song

    My better half is mad at makin' magic outta can goods
    My tax bracket status got her questionin' my manhood
    My shorty got caught smokin' weed at a concert
    And if I smack 'em everybody treats me like a monster
    My neighbors ain't doin' much better
    And we makin' competition instead of stickin' together
    Can't save no nest egg, in fact this nest is rented
    In fact that rent is late, wait
    The money ain't here, the raise ain't comin'
    Just me and my son and that crazy woman
    And those bartenders, this whole fuckin' country
    Got everybody swallowin' that lunch meat
    Maybe we could speed up the process
    Kill me in my thirties in the name of progress
    Put me in the dirt and then change the topic
    Sometimes seems like the only way to stop it
    Contemplate my departure date
    Doesn't take a lot to get a lot of us to talk this way
    Take a shot at me, that's all I'm obligated for
    Apparently my only guarantee is a walk-away

    The only guarantee in life
    Is a life worth dyin' for
    Cause death don't wait for no one
    It's sittin' on yo front door
     
  24. MightyAphrodite

    MightyAphrodite rosebud R.I.P.

    Well I found a bunch of letters
    That were written for the fellow who broke your momma’s heart
    And the envelope folds smelled of her ancient perfume
    I’ll bet she didn’t know
    How to respond before the blankets of snow
    Caught him out wandering alone
    With no place to go

    There were stars in the sky
    There were houses on the hill
    And there bottles of pills that were easy to buy
    To keep her warm from the oncoming storm

    Well I found them in the northwest corner of the attic in a box
    Labeled tinsel and lights
    Didn’t know what I was I looking for
    Maybe just a blanket or artifacts
    Eisenhower sent him to war
    He kept her picture in his pocket that was closest to his heart
    And when he hit shore
    Must have been a target for the gunman

    There were stars in the sky
    There were bunkers on the hill and there were caskets to fill
    Where he will lie
    Shrouded in the red white and blue with the stripes

    There were stars in the sky
    There were houses on the hill
    And there were bottles of pills that were easy to buy
    To keep her warm from the oncoming storm
     
  25. QueenOfGoths

    QueenOfGoths Fuck you Dave!

    Well, show me the way
    To the next whisky bar
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why

    Show me the way
    To the next whisky bar
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why

    For if we don't find
    The next whisky bar
    I tell you we must die
    I tell you we must die
    I tell you, I tell you
    I tell you we must die

    Oh, moon of Alabama
    We now must say goodbye
    We've lost our good old mama
    And must have whisky, oh, you know why

    Oh, moon of Alabama
    We now must say goodbye
    We've lost our good old mama
    And must have whisky, oh, you know why

    Well, show me the way
    To the next little girl
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why

    Show me the way
    To the next little girl
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why

    For if we don't find
    The next little girl
    I tell you we must die
    I tell you we must die
    I tell you, I tell you
    I tell you we must die

    Oh, moon of Alabama
    We now must say goodbye
    We've lost our good old mama
    And must have whisky, oh, you know why
     
  26. MightyAphrodite

    MightyAphrodite rosebud R.I.P.

    Young boy, you done me bad, I went and did ya wrong
    Young boy, you done me bad, I went and did ya wrong
    Then I got high, Lord I got high, and I got a bone to pick with you
    And I’m sure you know it’s true

    Oh one day when you’re looking back
    You were young and man you were sad
    When you’re young you get sad
    When your young you get sad, then you get high
    Oh man

    Young gal you done me bad and I went and did ya wrong
    Young gal you done me bad so I went and did ya wrong
    Then I got high
    Lord, I got high
    Now you got a bone to pick with me, but I wish you’d let me be

    Oh one day when you’re looking back
    You were young and man you were sad
    When you’re young you get sad
    When your young you get sad, then you get high
    You get high

    Oh the days the rain would fall your way
    Oh the days the rain would fall your way
    Then you be high, cause you got sad
    Cause you got sad
    Oh man
     
  27. pengaleng

    pengaleng Lil' J Pengele PhD. The Angel of Sesh Banned

    I don't know man, Just feels like, we're like in, kinda feels like, we're on a whole different page right now. It feels strange but uh, I guess it's kinda like, it's kinda like...

    I feel like I'm morphin, into something that's so incredible that I'm dwarfin, all competitors. Better get your girlfriend in check. It's psychological warfare. Endorphin side affect. His self esteem shatters his dialect. Comes blastin out your deck, "she love's me". Such passion you'd expect this sort of reaction from her. Yet, you strong arm. You're fucken corny. You try to turn your charm on. Cuz you just think your bishop, the Don Juan. But if you think that your fucken with me, homie your on one. I'm cockin my head back like "hey lover, come on son. She's on my johnson. She brings my name up constant." Your boys are like, "She's fucken wit dude. She wants him." Oh boy you better get a clue, she's on my dick cuz I spit better than you. What you expect her to do? How you expect her to act in the sack when she's closing her eyes, fantasizing of digger her nails in my back to this track.

    Seduction, seduce
    Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
    Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
    She's been stolen from you
    Seduction, seduce
    Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
    Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
    She's been stolen from you

    She sitting there gettin liquored up at the bar. She say's it's quicker to count the things that ain't wrong with you than to count the things that are. There's a seven disc cd changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not. Aww. I'm the logo on the dallas cowboy helmet. The star, and I'm not about to and just keep rhymin one sylibil. Aww. Switch it up, and watch them haters not give it up cuz ya just not good enough. Well I'm not giving up til I get my respect, and I wont stop til I get enough, cuz I'm not livin up to my own expectations. Aww. That hater alarm is soundin off, that Obama took the bomb from my name. Aww. So quit cryin that I took your dame, homie she's my dame. Aww. You sadly mistakin if you thinkin that I'm not on my game, boy. And thangs just ain't been the same since the day that I came forth. You wear your heart on your sleeve. I sport that white tank boy. But you got a hard on for me. What you hollerin my name for. It's your bitch on my dick. Ain't my dang fault. Man, I can't call it.

    Seduction, seduce
    Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
    Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
    She's been stolen from you
    Seduction, seduce
    Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
    Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
    She's been stolen from you

    It's like I'm playing lyrical tug of war with your ear. You hear it girl, come here. Put your ear up to the speaker, dear, while I freak this world premier. Seducin her. Loosin up with a little freestyle. By the way, am I losing you? Am I makin you look bad? Well I got news for ya, homie, ya losin her. Oh wait, she don't like when I spit it fast. Am I trying to show her how? Let me slow it down some. It's still gonna be a blow out. You're gonna wanna throw out your whole album. Might mist through the shit, and try to salvage something to see if you can save any of it, punk but none of it's fucken with me. Prick, you really feeling that bullshit? You think you killin them syllibals. Quit playing. These beats ain't nothin to fool with. They call me Fire Marshall. I shut the shit down. Your entire arsenal is not enough to fuck with one round. I am also the opposite of wht you are like. You are microcosm of what the fuck I am on the mike. I am awesome and you are just aww struck. She's love stricken. She's got her jaw stuck, from sucken my dick. Aww Fuck.

    So don't you seduce. Ain't nobody holds a scoop at what I do. Cuz one minute she wants you, the next she don't. She's been stolen from you. So don't you seduce at what I do. Cuz one minute she wants you, the next she don't. She's been stolen from you...

    So don't you seduce. Ain't nobody holds a scoop at what I do. Cuz one minute she wants you, the next she don't. She's been stolen from you. So don't you seduce at what I do. Cuz one minute she wants you, the next she don't. She's been stolen from you.
     
  28. tufty79

    tufty79 1979-2015. R.I.P.

    There's no saving anything
    Now we're swallowing the shine of the summer
    There's no saving anything
    How we swallow the sun

    But I won't be no runaway
    Cause I won't run
    No I wont be no runaway
    What makes you think I'm enjoying being led to the flood?

    We got another thing coming undone
    And its taking us over
    We don't bleed when we don't fight
    Go ahead, go ahead

    Throw your arms in the air tonight
    We don't bleed when we don't fight
    Go ahead, go ahead
    Lose our shirts in the fire tonight

    What makes you think I'm enjoying being led to the flood?
    We got another thing coming undone

    But I won't be no runaway
    Cause i wont run
    No I won't be no runaway
    Cause I won't run

    No I won't be no runaway
    But what makes you think im enjoying being led to the flood?
    We got another thing coming undone
    And its taking us over

    We don't bleed when we dont fight
    Go ahead, go ahead
    Throw your arms in the air tonight

    We don't bleed when we don't fight
    Go ahead, go ahead
    Lose our shirts in the fire tonight

    What makes you think I'm enjoying being led to the flood?
    We got another thing coming undone
    We got another thing coming undone
    And it's taking forever

    I'll go braving everything
    With you swallowing the shine of the summer
    I'll go braving everything
    Through the shine of the sun

    But I won't be no runaway
    Cause I won't run
    No I won't be no runaway
    Cause I won't run

    No I won't be no runaway
    What makes you think im enjoying being led to the flood?
    We got another thing coming undone
    And its taking us over
    We dont bleed and we dont fight

    Go ahead, go ahead
    Throw your arms in the air tonight
    We dont bleed when we dont fight
    Go ahead, go ahead
    Lose our shirts in the fire tonight

    What makes you think I'm enjoying being led to the flood?
    We got another thing coming undone
    We got another thing coming undone
    And its taking us over

    And it's taking forever
     
  29. tufty79

    tufty79 1979-2015. R.I.P.

    Leave your home
    Change your name
    Live alone
    Eat your cake

    Vanderlyle crybaby cry
    Though the water's a-rising
    Still no surprising you
    Vanderlyle crybaby cry
    Man, it's all been forgiven
    Swans are a-swimmin'
    I'll explain everything to the geeks

    All the very best of us string ourselves up for love
    All the very best of us string ourselves up for love
    All the very best of us string ourselves up for love
    All the very best of us string ourselves up for love

    Vanderlyle crybaby cry
    Though the water's a-rising
    Still no surprising you
    Vanderlyle crybaby cry
    Man, it's all been forgiven
    Swans are a-swimmin'
    I'll explain everything to the geeks

    Hanging from
    Chandeliers
    Same small world
    At your heels

    All the very best of us string ourselves up for love
    All the very best of us string ourselves up for love
    All the very best of us string ourselves up for love
    All the very best of us string ourselves up for love

    Vanderlyle crybaby cry
    Though the water's a-rising
    There's still no surprising you
    Vanderlyle crybaby cry
    Man, it's all been forgiven
    The swans are a-swimmin'
    I'll explain everything to the geeks

    I'll explain everything to the geeks

    I'll explain everything to the geeks
     
  30. pengaleng

    pengaleng Lil' J Pengele PhD. The Angel of Sesh Banned

    Death On Two Legs (Dedicated To...) Lyrics

    You suck my blood like a leech
    You break the law and you preach
    Screw my brain till it hurts
    You've taken all my money
    And you want more
    Misguided old mule with your pig headed rules
    With your narrow minded cronies
    Who are fools of the first division
    Death on two legs
    You're tearing me apart
    Death on two legs
    You've never had a heart of your own
    Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
    You're just an old barrow boy
    Have you found a new toy to replace me?
    Can you face me?
    But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
    Feel good are you satisfied?
    Do you feel like suicide?
    (I think you should)
    Is your conscience all right
    Does it plague you at night?
    Do you feel good feel good?

    You talk like a big business tycoon
    You're just a hot air balloon
    So no one gives you a damn
    You're just an overgrown schoolboy
    Let me tan your hide
    A dog with disease
    You're the king of the 'sleaze'
    Put your money where your mouth is
    Mister know-all
    Was the fin on your back
    Part of the deal? (Shark)
    Death on two legs
    You're tearing me apart
    Death on two legs
    You've never had a heart (you never did) of your own
    (Right from the start)
    Insane you should be put inside
    You're a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
    Should be made unemployed
    Then make yourself null and void
    Make me feel good I feel good
     
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