What is the emergency meeting about? Place your bets...

Discussion in 'education & employment' started by spanglechick, May 17, 2018.

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What's it all about, Marcus?

Poll closed May 17, 2018.
  1. Someone is leaving

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. Someone is dying or sick

    5.9%
  3. Someone has been promoted

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Something bad has been imposed on us as a faculty

    23.5%
  5. We have won the battle over proposed sixth form uniform nonsense

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. We have won the battle over the drama studio being used as an exam room

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Something boring that didn't need all the fucking dramarama

    64.7%
  8. Something else...

    5.9%
  1. spanglechick

    spanglechick High Empress of Dressing Up

    "Urgent: meeting today at 3pm (5mins).""

    Hello All,

    Can we please meet for 5min at the end of the day in the office. I know there are some after school commitments so if everyone could be in the office for 3pm that would be great.

    Thanks

    Marcus"


    Email addressed to the Performing Arts faculty.

    I've asked the two people who clearly know, but they're giving nothing away.

    So urban, you have an hour to guess.
     
  2. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    the faculty is being abolished and all staff are being transferred to teaching physical education
     
  3. beesonthewhatnow

    beesonthewhatnow going deaf for a living

  4. ShiftyBagLady

    ShiftyBagLady Thinks she is a flower to be looked at

    You're getting a pay rise! :thumbs:
     
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  5. spanglechick

    spanglechick High Empress of Dressing Up

    You're very funny!
     
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  6. Sea Star

    Sea Star FUCK OFF

    Aliens
     
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  7. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby how's it going to end?

    I hope it's good news but when it happened to us it was basically your dept is being reduced you must now battle for your jobs.
     
  8. littlebabyjesus

    littlebabyjesus one of Maxwell's demons

    Obligatory comedy option...
     
  9. Supine

    Supine Rough Like Badger

    5 minutes is somebody leaving rather than redundancies. That conversation takes 15 minutes. Fingers crossed
     
  10. dessiato

    dessiato Looking for my shopping trolley

    "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach P.E." Jack Black in School of Rock.
     
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  11. JimW

    JimW 支那暗杀团

    They've got you all invites to the royal wedding
     
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  12. gosub

    gosub ~#

    youve been tasked with the badger parade for the royal wedding
     
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  13. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    with the Badgers parade?
     
  14. dessiato

    dessiato Looking for my shopping trolley

    At my academy any meeting is going to be at least an hour whatever the subject.
     
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  15. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    we should find out whether there was anything for a fuss to be made about in a few minutes. or rather longer if they find their computer privileges have been revoked.
     
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  16. dessiato

    dessiato Looking for my shopping trolley

    They've just found out that Meghan Markle is 6 months pregnant with the head's child.
     
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  17. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    how fortunate it's not meghan markle
     
  18. dessiato

    dessiato Looking for my shopping trolley

    I'll edit.
     
  19. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    and how long is six moths?
     
  20. dessiato

    dessiato Looking for my shopping trolley

    I'll edit, again.
     
  21. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    :D
     
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  22. Poot

    Poot Everyone's a superhero, everyone's a Captain Kirk

    Oh come on. I need to go out and I can't until I know now :(
     
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  23. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    yeh no one ever thinks of the people left behind, the other people affected by this meeting. :mad:
     
  24. danny la rouge

    danny la rouge Warning: posts may cause vasovagal presyncope

    They're going to tell you why there are no hedgehogs anywhere else.
     
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  25. dessiato

    dessiato Looking for my shopping trolley

    We have hedgehogs in Spain.
     
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  26. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    all killed for hedgehog flavour crisp flavouring :(
     
  27. PippinTook

    PippinTook Some are born to sweet delight

    It's clearly gone on for longer than the promised 5 minutes.
    Hate when that shit happens.
    Hope it's nothing horrible.
     
  28. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    let's see what the survivors say
     
  29. spanglechick

    spanglechick High Empress of Dressing Up

    Nothing horrible. Faculty restructuring means my job role will change but all the options are fairly positive and my pay is protected whatever.
     
  30. Winot

    Winot I wholeheartedley agree with your viewpoint

    Ripped off from Woody Allen (Annie Hall).
     

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