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What is the best delivered piece of swearing in TV/cinema history?

Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every last motherfuck one of yeh! Got that?

i didn't read the thread so i imagine it's already on here, but it just so is!
 
Chevy Chase, as Clark Griswald in National Lampoon's Vacation, explaining things to his wife and children:

"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"
 
Balbi said:
Kate Ashfield as Liz in Shaun of the Dead. In the bar, when the jukebox is blaring out Queen's 'Don't stop me now'....

"who chose this?

"It's on random"

"FOR FUCKS SAKE"

:mad:

Gave me the horn tbh :o
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And in the same film, nick frost saying the immortal line....

"can I get any of you cunts a drink?|

He also says "What a cunt" in Hot Fuzz too!!
 
From Flatliners:

Winnie Hicks: [the little girl in his mind to David Labraccio] Hey, fellatio! Got a match? Well, I do. Your face and my ass. Your breath and a buffalo fart. You don't know jack SHIT! BUTT-WAD, NEEDLE-DICK, COCK-BITE, JACK-OFF, LIMP-WRIST, BANANA-BREATH, SHIT-BIRD, BIRD-TURD, TURD-FACE, KISS-ASS, BROWN-NOSE, MACHO-WIMP, LIMP-DICK! What's the matter? Gonna cry? Cry-baby Davie. Cry Cry Cry! SHIT-FACED, RAT-TURD, ASS-LICKING, SON-OF-A-BITCH.
 
The Big Lebowski

The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
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Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer fucking shabbos.
The Dude: Oh fuck it. I'm out of here.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, come on...
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Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
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The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
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The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
The Dude: [after a pause] I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
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[repeated line]
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
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And my favorite:

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
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Every scene Joe Pesci was in in Goodfellas, Think the movie actually has the highest use of Fuck in any movie made!
 
Samuel L Jackson can say motherfucker like no-one else.

"AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every single motherfucker in the room..."
 
Can't find a clip at work, but the cop's last words to his superior in "Falling Down" - the guy compliments him on a good job in front of the media to which he replies "Fuck you captain, Fuck you very much."
 
Tony Soprano and Richie Aprile.

Sopranos. Season 2


Tony 'I thought i told you to back the fuck of beansie'

Richie 'I did... Then i put it in drive'

Tony'Oh you think this is funny? That guy may never walk again... T'you know that? And for what? Cos he didnt duke you enough? Cos he didnt visit you in the can? When's the last time you visited anyone in the can Richie? When's the last time you gave a fuck about anybody but Richie Aprile? Now you remember one thing and this you better hear. You wanna talk about this old school bullshit about the rules well here's a rule you might remember... I'm the motherfuckin fuckin one who calls the shots and you better pay me the respect that i pay'd your brother or we're gonna have a problem... a bad one.... Now get the fuck out of here'

Richie 'Alright Tony'

Tony 'Yeah alright'
 
Metal Malcolm said:
Can't find a clip at work, but the cop's last words to his superior in "Falling Down" - the guy compliments him on a good job in front of the media to which he replies "Fuck you captain, Fuck you very much."
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Falling Down still. Bit of a sweary quote :

Gang member 1: Whatcha doin' Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang member 1: Nahh, man. You're trespassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trespassing?
Gang member 2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang member 1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang member 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti.
Gang member 1: Nahh man, it's not fucking graffiti. That's a sign.
Gang member 2: He can't read it man.
Gang member 1: Well then I guess I'm gonna have to read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. That means fucking you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang member 1: Yeah.
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I would fucking understand it.
 
There's a bit in Jerry Springer The Opera where the whole cast sing;

"What the fuck,
What the fuck,
What the fucking fucking fuck?"

:D
 
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