What is the best delivered piece of swearing in TV/cinema history?
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Grandma Death
Reconfiguring & Reconstructing
Grandma Death
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...ah and if it hasnt been mentioned.....the whole of Scarface.
souljacker
innit
Midnight Express:
I fuck your mothers and children because you're all pigs
I fuck your mothers and children because you're all pigs
That was the one that came to my mind too.
Larry David obituary for Cheryl's "Beloved Aunt" is a classic too.
Hey yeh, "Beloved cunt"That was the one that came to my mind too.
Larry David obituary for Cheryl's "Beloved Aunt" is a classic too.
, excellent Larry David obituary for Cheryl's "Beloved Aunt" is a classic too.
Yes, a cracker. Curb really does have the monopoly on good swearing. I mean Deadwood is good too, but Curb's more imaginative about it.
The poker game where he calls the other player a cunt is excellent as well.
Yes, a cracker. Curb really does have the monopoly on good swearing. I mean Deadwood is good too, but Curb's more imaginative about it.
The poker game where he calls the other player a cunt is excellent as well.
The reason Curb can do it is because it's on HBO. The commercial networks wouldn't allow it because the sponsors would object. I think I read David Chase was turned down for the Sopranos by all the majors before going to HBO for the similar reasons; they just wouldn't let him have the freedom he needed.
Mr Moose
What the hell are we supposed to tell the kids?
In the first ever South Park 'Cartman gets an Anal Probe' one of the boys rants against an alien is very funny.
Might be less so since its been done so often since.
In The Wire series three one of Prop Joe's sidekicks says to Stringer, 'You're more difficult to get to see than my fat wifes c*nt'
That may be the rudest thing ever committed to film.
Might be less so since its been done so often since.
In The Wire series three one of Prop Joe's sidekicks says to Stringer, 'You're more difficult to get to see than my fat wifes c*nt'
That may be the rudest thing ever committed to film.
Johnny Canuck3
Well-Known Member
Just about anything out of Clint Eastwood's mouth in Heartbreak Ridge.
Silva
This went well.
From 1:
"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo.
Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!"
i_hate_beckham
Him From A Village
Yep.Amanda Plummer in Pulp Fiction "Any of you fuckin pricks move and i'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya"
albionism
A successful virus clinging to a speck of mud.
Close, but no motherfucking cigar.
This. Ben Kingsley makes a fucking awesome psychopath
Gal: I'd be useless.
Don: Useless?
Gal: I would be.
Don: In what way?
Gal: In every fucking way.
Don: Why are you swearing? I'm not swearing.
Don: You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!
^this
brixtonvilla
should be Oslovilla, really
Not a great film, but the opening from "Way of the Gun", with Sarah Silverman, gets my vote.
Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!
Bar Patron: Go ahead.
Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck you up.
Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.
Olympic-class swearing...
Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!
Bar Patron: Go ahead.
Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck you up.
Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.
Olympic-class swearing...
bi0boy
Power User
Apart from the aformentioned Withnail & I and Full Metal jacket, the best for delivery surely has to be Clark Gable's 1939 utterence in Gone With the Wind, although the swearing is rather mild by today's standards:
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
i disagree - i think 'the way of the gun is a brilliant film'. massively underrated.
i also wanted to say, i'm growing a deep affection for the word cunt. a cunt is one of the best thingsever - so i'm only going to use it positively (what's the opposite of perjorative?)
Cunt seems to be used very differently in the US
Sunray
Its sunny somewhere.
the motherfucker scene on the wire
What he says,
Class.
Then there is the 1st 10 min of Southpark the movie. Its got some truly inspired swearing.
trying to look for a clip of that, I found this....
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm
I know I shouldn't laugh.
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