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What is Ilford like?

I went clubbing in Ilford once. Jeeesus :eek:
Was it full of tattooed, orange oompah loompahs?
That's usually the case at clubs like Faces at Gants Hill or this new one called Funkymojoes at Woodford Green.
Why do almost all Essex women who go clubbing have orange skin and tattoos on their backs? It's horrible.

Like this:
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Was it full of tattooed, orange oompah loompahs?
That's usually the case at clubs like Faces at Gants Hill or this new one called Funkymojoes at Woodford Green.
Why do almost all Essex women who go clubbing have orange skin and tattoos on their backs? It's horrible.

Like this:
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It was in Jumpin' Jacks, back in about 2002.

The interior walls were covered in plastic "logs", to create some sort of freakish log-cabin effect.

The barstaff wore lumberjack shirts.

They had a live band, who sang various chart hits all night.

I think it might have been before the Rise of the Orange, but the locals were still scary.
 
It was in Jumpin' Jacks, back in about 2002.

The interior walls were covered in plastic "logs", to create some sort of freakish log-cabin effect.

The barstaff wore lumberjack shirts.

They had a live band, who sang various chart hits all night.

I think it might have been before the Rise of the Orange, but the locals were still scary.

i'm no longer sad they knocked it down then:eek:
 
I live in Ilford, to be honest its not particularly great, but IMO has gotten better now in the last few years, as I don't have the urge to move out as quickly as I did.

As mentioned, the transport connections are good, and Ilford shopping mall ain't so bad.

Good variety of different restaurants.

I've always considered myself London (even though my I guess I'm technically not)along with a lot of people I know, opposed to Essex, just because I refuse to be an "Essex Boi" :hmm:
 
I'm moving back to London after being out of the country for a while and someone has offered me in a room in Ilford. It wasn't really where I was looking for - I lived in Brixton before I left and will be working in Kings Cross so wanted something more central. But I was thinking of taking the room while I look for somewhere else. So... what is Ilford like? Do I want to live there?? All I know about Ilford is where it is on Google maps. Cheers :)

Don't.
 
It kills me that the huge county of Essex gets tarred with the same brush.

to quote mattie:

It must be pretty fucking bad if you identify with Essex.


Keep the broad-mindedness up people. :D
 
I was quite amazed as to how much of a shithole it's turned into the last time I was there.

It was a nice place when I was a kid, Valentine's Park, the nice Italian ice-cream shop, the Odeon, Harrison Gibson the furniture store etc.

Now it seems like a soul-less, ghastly, transient fucking dump.

Don't do it. :)
 
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Why isn’t Zara Aleena’s name on everyone’s lips?

‘She had no fear’: friends and family to tread last walk of Zara Aleena


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The meeting place for the silent march is opposite Cranbrook Rise, IG1, on Cranbrook Road at 1.30 p.m. The silent march will begin walking at 2.17 p.m. to finish Zara's journey home to Gants Hill.

A large attendance is anticipated for the march, and significant traffic delays are expected. Buses along the route will also be diverted to aid the walk

With that in mind, those who plan to join the Silent March are strongly encouraged to travel by public transport. Gants Hill Underground Station and Ilford Station are within proximity to the starting location of the march.

If people plan to travel by car, they are advised to use Ley Street multi-storey car park.
 
I have never been to Ilford. I have been to Dagenham and to Barking. Which of the two is it more like?

The only thing I can think of that I know about Ilford is that it has a hospital that doesn't treat vast categories of people, which is one way of keeping the numbers down.
 
I have never been to Ilford. I have been to Dagenham and to Barking. Which of the two is it more like?

I don't know any of them that well, but not sure Ilford is that like either of them, really

As very broad generalisations, Barking and Dagenham were traditionally more white working class (the huge Becontree estate was built by the London County Council, and largely initially occupied by people moved out from inner east london) and a lot of the residents worked at Fords' plant.

Ilford had more of the middle class commuter land development, and has been more multi cultural for longer - Gants Hill in particular gained quite a big Jewish community mainly from the 1950s - 70s as people moved out of inner east london (some of the younger generations have moved further out now.)

I have only been to Ilford a few times, and can't really say it's left any sort of impression on me, to be honest...
 
Ilford was developed by two entrepreneurs - Griggs and Corbett , who harnessed the traffic hungry Great Eastern railway and between them laid down swathes of terraced and semi-detached solid Edwardian housing - (and also in Catford south of the river) ,which were clearly aimed at the "something in the city" brigade of the Edwardian era. The only down side was the Haussman style of terminally long streets.

An area that has seen some changes post war - but it took a pounding in WW2 with flying bombs etc.
 
and a lack of pubs?

the corbett estate between catford and hither green is noted for a lack of pubs, corbett having disapproved of booze

Yes - very much so on the various private estates ! (but that was not uncommon in those days - think Queens Park for example) - Ilford Town Centre had a reasonable mix of licensed premises.
 
When I was unemployed, I did a few gigs as a mystery shopper visiting a well-known bookmaker; it wasn't exactly lucrative, but I had my bet paid for, a couple of quid in my pocket and possibly the opportunity to see a new part of London. At the very least, a bit of exercise walking about, a few pictures of whatever seemed memorable, the feeling that one's day had amounted to something. But I can't remember anything about Dagenham, apart from long streets of nothing much. And then there's Foots Cray, but that's another story.

Barking, which I feel I know better than I'd have chosen in an ideal world, seems quite jolly by contrast. An amazing market, a choice of bookmakers who have disappeared from many other London areas with a more or less comparable demographic, and what appeared to be good if tediously long connectivity with places further west. People don't seem to like it much, but I don't know why. I've probably missed something, as I often do.
 
.. I did a few gigs as a mystery shopper
I've done that, I really enjoyed it too :)

I worked in Romford for a while and Ilford was one village next on the way to London. I always thought of Ilford as a hole, even more of a hole than Romford :( :)
 
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Why isn’t Zara Aleena’s name on everyone’s lips?

‘She had no fear’: friends and family to tread last walk of Zara Aleena


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The meeting place for the silent march is opposite Cranbrook Rise, IG1, on Cranbrook Road at 1.30 p.m. The silent march will begin walking at 2.17 p.m. to finish Zara's journey home to Gants Hill.

A large attendance is anticipated for the march, and significant traffic delays are expected. Buses along the route will also be diverted to aid the walk

With that in mind, those who plan to join the Silent March are strongly encouraged to travel by public transport. Gants Hill Underground Station and Ilford Station are within proximity to the starting location of the march.


If people plan to travel by car, they are advised to use Ley Street multi-storey car park.

The streets of Ilford - and the world in general - are a tiny bit safer this evening with the removal from circulation of this savage for at least 38 years:







Rex -v- Jordan McSweeney, Sentencing Remarks of Mrs Justice Cheema-Grubb, Central Criminal Court, 14 December 2022

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George Carter-Stephenson KC, defending, told the court McSweeney knew CCTV footage would be played at the sentencing hearing and that he did not want to “relive” the incident.
 
The streets of Ilford - and the world in general - are a tiny bit safer this evening with the removal from circulation of this savage for at least 38 years:







Rex -v- Jordan McSweeney, Sentencing Remarks of Mrs Justice Cheema-Grubb, Central Criminal Court, 14 December 2022

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George Carter-Stephenson KC, defending, told the court McSweeney knew CCTV footage would be played at the sentencing hearing and that he did not want to “relive” the incident.


I think this might have been posted on another thread somewhere as well, but I didn't want it to seem like nobody here cared.

I think the case got less publicity at the time not exactly due to racism but because the suspect was caught quickly and there was so much evidence against him that there wasn't all that much to discuss.

I'm extremely glad his sentence was the maximum allowed.

It also sounds like he was probably not really safe enough to be out in the community getting drunk, and everyone knew it. 69 offences, some of them violent - I mean, that's a fuck of a lot, isn't it?
 
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