What have people got against cyclists?

Discussion in 'transport' started by Orang Utan, Jul 2, 2015.

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  1. maomao

    maomao 四月她爹

    I'm not sure what this means. Because I call you a wanker shortly after I've shown you a photo of one of my kids sticking her middle finger up I'm accusing you of something? What an odd and pretty horrible thing to say.

    Dozens of people in real life and on the internet see my child every day. She's 3. She's rarely more than about 5 metres from a parent or childminder. Anyone can access a whole library of pictures of strangers' kids by making 50 posts over 3 weeks on a thread which predates those restrictions on viewing it by three years. I seriously see nothing but you getting in a froth about the froth you think I'm in.

    And I don't drink.
     
  2. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby how's it going to end?

    I like cyclists who respect people but this thread is getting tyred
     
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  3. dessiato

    dessiato Looking for my shopping trolley

    Oh, are we going to be saddled with more puns?
     
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  4. OzT

    OzT Online early mornings when at work ....

    Yip, we're gonna wheel out more of those for sure
     
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  5. Spymaster

    Spymaster Trigger

    Every time I post something Maimao quotes it, then I quote him etc ...

    It’s a vicious cycle.
     
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  6. Spymaster

    Spymaster Trigger

    But I didn't say that, you did. It hadn't crossed my mind and now you’re just being plain creepy and weird so I think you probably need another lie down. Anyway I’m afraid I’m traveling today, Roy. You’ll be howling alone for most of it. Don’t worry though, i’ll tag you if I get bored and you’re required. :)
     
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  7. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby how's it going to end?

    You spoke, he spoke etc
     
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  8. mojo pixy

    mojo pixy unquantifiable hazards

    Aww give it a brake
     
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  9. a_chap

    a_chap When the world came apart, where were you?

    It always puzzles me why people have such strange names on here.

    I'd say krtek a houby has the oddest handle, bar all the rest of course.

    [waits...]
     
  10. ElizabethofYork

    ElizabethofYork Witchsmeller Pursuivant

    Shame to be saddled with an odd name.
     
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  11. mojo pixy

    mojo pixy unquantifiable hazards

    Since your post was directly after mine i'll give a response :) Mojo Pixy has been my stage name since the mid-90s, whenever I performed music by myself (music of a guitar and vocal variety, mainly protest songs of my own at countless squats and festivals and London street locations)

    I don't perform solo at the moment but *ahem* I will always be Mojo Pixy, purveyor of 21st Century Hardcore Blues and general unpop music. One day the guitar will rise again and be heard!

    So yeah, that's my name FWIW
     
  12. beesonthewhatnow

    beesonthewhatnow going deaf for a living

    No idea what you mean.
     
  13. Spymaster

    Spymaster Trigger

    What does beesonthewhatnow mean? I've googled it loads of times over the years but am still none the wiser.
     
  14. a_chap

    a_chap When the world came apart, where were you?

    Oh, purlease.

    That "always puzzles me why people have such strange names on here" was just the set-up line.

    About your names, really, I do not care.

    I know, I know. If you have to explain a joke... :facepalm:
     
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  15. beesonthewhatnow

    beesonthewhatnow going deaf for a living

    It should be (and once was) beesareonthewhatnow, but was diminished in the night of the great username length cull.

     
  16. Spymaster

    Spymaster Trigger

    That's the one I googled. What is it?
     
  17. Enviro

    Enviro Make your assessment

    You never enjoyed mole and mushroom as a child?! :confused:
     
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  18. a_chap

    a_chap When the world came apart, where were you?

    er... what?
     
  19. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby how's it going to end?

    No need to make a mountain (bike) out of a mole hill
     
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  20. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse Free the Sepsis Six!

    Why have I always known this? need.time.off.puter.
     
  21. Spymaster

    Spymaster Trigger

    It wouldn't happen to a woman of your caliper.
     
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  22. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse Free the Sepsis Six!

    This thread is fun in places but in others it doesn't reflector that well on some people, but I think the pressure can be cranked up a bit further as drivers need to make a stand against these highway yobs to fixie their attitudes.
     
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  23. a_chap

    a_chap When the world came apart, where were you?

    We all just need to look harder and see things from the other's perspective.

    Kind of like those seaside telescopes. Once you'd put in a penny, far things would be visible.
     
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  24. a_chap

    a_chap When the world came apart, where were you?

    So... I guess that one went right over your heads :)
     
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  25. dessiato

    dessiato Looking for my shopping trolley

    I got it.
     
  26. mojo pixy

    mojo pixy unquantifiable hazards

    Two nuns cycling through a French town.
    One says, ''I've never come this way before!''
    The other replies, ''Yes, it's the cobbled str--
    No wait
     
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  27. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse Free the Sepsis Six!

    This is typical:

    Yellow cards for Woking cyclists described as 'utterly stupid'




    Clearly about time this relic of Victorian times was ended once and for all, we wouldn't put with Jack the Ripper, why should we have to put up with this?
     
    Last edited: May 17, 2018
  28. Spymaster

    Spymaster Trigger

  29. MadeInBedlam

    MadeInBedlam Arm the mentally ill

    Or just Nobby Stiles ‘em and save the formalities.
     
  30. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    Give em the old tin tac....wait up, that's already been done around the surrey hills.
     
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