what football team would jesus have supported?

[jesus christ]

i'm not really a team sports kind of guy, but i have to admit that i've got a soft spot for "the hammers". plucky underdogs, everyone's second favourite team, perennial underachievers. either them or wolves.

 

[William of Walworth]

Jesus Christ supported, and coached, a Sunday league team known as Disciples United. Great team, but fell apart when a wealthy director of an opposing team, Roman, stole their star player Judas away with a big-money contract...

Literally LOL!!!!

 

[William of Walworth]

i'm not really a team sports kind of guy, but i have to admit that i've got a soft spot for "the hammers". plucky underdogs, everyone's second favourite team, perennial underachievers. either them or wolves.

The Word of the Son of the Lord!!!

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

i'm not really a team sports kind of guy, but i have to admit that i've got a soft spot for "the hammers". plucky underdogs, everyone's second favourite team, perennial underachievers. either them or wolves.

A late entry for post of the year competition?

 

[Relahni]

inspired by renegadedog's "relegate them not, for they know not what they do" comment...

Christal Palace?

 

[Donna Ferentes]

he was a carpenter

Yes, but not when he walked upon the water.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Maccabi Haifa, innit

 

[iROBOT]

Maccabi Haifa, innit

innit....regional loyalty and all that.

 

[iROBOT]

on second thoughts considering the origins of Football coincide with Jesus life time (with some license)....

History of Football
The cradle of football

(FIFA.com) 19 Oct 2004

Legend has it that football, like so many other major human achievements, originates from the early days of civilisation and the reign of Huang-Ti - China's famed "Yellow Emperor". FIFA Magazine explores...
While they used their hands and body more than their feet and head to keep the ball aloft, professional ball jugglers already existed in China - more than two thousand years ago. Art and literature dating from the Han period (206 BC - 220 AD), however, show that people also played a game involving kicking a ball

I recon it's gota be Xanadu Rovers......

http://www.fifa.com/en/history/index/0,1284,103480,00.html?articleid=103480

 

[JTG]

Yes, but not when he walked upon the water.

that doesn't make him a sailor though does it?

 

[chieftain]

Its Spurs. Eileen told Glen Hoddle and he told me... its all to do with all the Glory in the bible and that

 

[Donna Ferentes]

that doesn't make him a sailor though does it?

It does according to Leonard Cohen.

 

[JTG]

It does according to Leonard Cohen.

oh, well in that case...

 

[stavros]

Well Jesus Gil used to be the president of Athletico Madrid.

 

[iROBOT]

Nice ball control.

 

[JTG]

Looks like a typical competitive dad, shoulder barging the kid out of the way in order to live out his unfulfilled football fantasies

 

[spacemonkey]

Jesus getting his ass sacked on the 18yard line by a four year old

 

[JTG]

He's playing without a helmet. Maybe he grew up playing rugby and realises it just isn't necessary

 

[spacemonkey]

He also clearly feels that sandals provide adequate foot protection for contact sports.

 

[JTG]

He also clearly feels that sandals provide adequate foot protection for contact sports.

forgot his games kit and sadistic PE teacher made him do it in his everyday clothes?

 

[chieftain]

he could do with a hair cut really, thats no barnet for a gamesman of his stature

 

[Augie March]

Nice ball control.

Bet he makes for a shit centre forward... too afraid of the crosses.

 

[spacemonkey]

Bet he makes for a shit centre forward... too afraid of the crosses.

Boom Tish!

 

[jesus christ]

that's never me in those sculptures. practically slander

 

[bigbry]

he was a carpenter. some of his best mates were fishermen though.

Wouldn't a carpenter support Nottingham Forest ?

OK, I'm getting my coat.

Have a Happy NewYear !

 

[stavros]

He's playing without a helmet

Well, he is a Jew.