EastEnder
Brixton Barnacle
There are two types of project managers - the ones who have a detailed understanding of their project domain, who ensure everyone working on the project knows what they should be doing, who make sure all aspects of the project are on track and who ultimately accept full responsibility for the delivery of a satisfactorily completed project, on time and within budget. And then there are those who make spreadsheets, with lots of silly coloured boxes, who don't really know what the fuck they're doing and basically hope that everyone else will somehow do their job for them. They usually leave a few weeks before the end of a project, moving on to another lucrative project management role elsewhere.



