What do you want to eat?

[northernhord]

Why thank yew!

There's a nice place off Brick Lane I was introduced to the other night which does it nice, serves up Shisha and sells decent Lebanese beer.

fumbles around for change to pay the kebab man, Christ its Brixton, looks around for a twenty pound note

 

[northernhord]

a goats bell end stuffed with truffles and foie gras, baked in chateau cissac 1984

Ah, I was hoping someone was going to order this, I made this dish earlier.

 

[vipper]

Poori.
Roti.
Beetroot thoran
Green beans with coconut
Masala fish

And don't stint on the chillis.

 

[northernhord]

Poori.
Roti.
Beetroot thoran
Green beans with coconut
Masala fish

And don't stint on the chillis.

Sir, would you like this served on a Thali tray?

 

[vipper]

Sir, would you like this served on a Thali tray?

Of course.

And some pakora and chutneys to start with, I think.

This discussion of curry is making me hungry for spicy stuff. Curry for tea it is.

 

[ramjamclub]

nice piece of liver with a chianti

 

[vipper]

nice piece of liver with a chianti

you forgot the fava beans

 

[northernhord]

Of course.

And some pakora and chutneys to start with, I think.

This discussion of curry is making me hungry for spicy stuff. Curry for tea it is.

Same ere, curried butternut squash and gram battered mushrooms looms large in my mind at the mo

 

[ringo]

You're rushed off your feet there Northern, have a spliff break and put some tunes on.

 

[northernhord]

You're rushed off your feet there Northern, have a spliff break and put some tunes on.

Thanks mate

*Sits back feet up lights a spliffa the finest greenary, the sound of Scientists verbs and echoes fills the room*

 

[ramjamclub]

you forgot the fava beans

hate fava beans, they give me wind.

 

[ringo]

Let me guess, Scientist Meets The Space Invaders or Wins The World Cup.

 

[northernhord]

Let me guess, Scientist Meets The Space Invaders or Wins The World Cup.

Encounters Pacman

 

[ringo]

Very nice

 

[vipper]

Same ere, curried butternut squash and gram battered mushrooms looms large in my mind at the mo

I just kicked off:

Onion, carrot and pepper pakoras
Mushroom bhaji
Marrow and spring green curry

To be eaten with Lime Pickle, Mixed Pickle and pitta breads. They should be finished soon and then will be re-heated later for that extra flava.

 

[skunkboy69]

I think your delivery drivers got lost again.Give me his number n I'll guide him in

 

[northernhord]

I think your delivery drivers got lost again.Give me his number n I'll guide him in

On the Phone - 'Look mate can you get a move on with this guys kebab he's been waitin hours, what you doin flyin it in from Turkey or summut'
*Slams the phone down*

 

[moose]

Is the kitchen still open? I'd like some toast please, to soak up the wine

 

[northernhord]

Is the kitchen still open? I'd like some toast please, to soak up the wine

Yes Ma'm the kitchen is still open, do you like your toast crisp and buttered or that home counties shite thats allowed to go hard before buttering

 

[aqua]

I have some chocolates if anyone wants some

I'll swop for some toast too please

 

[northernhord]

I have some chocolates if anyone wants some

I'll swop for some toast too please

Oooo, you have chocolates, the toast is your, how dya like it?

 

[aqua]

scared please

I made the chocolates, they is very yummy

 

[northernhord]

scared please

I made the chocolates, they is very yummy

hehehe
Is scared toast like bread that been wafted over an open flame for a second?

Home made choc choc

 

[aqua]

yeah, show it the toaster, thats fine

I have homemade alsorts, will post a picture

 

[northernhord]

yeah, show it the toaster, thats fine

I have homemade alsorts, will post a picture

This is going to make me hungry I can see it

 

[moose]

I like my toast quite burnt, with very cold butter on.

I'll swap you for some of my wine.

 

[aqua]

 

[northernhord]

I like my toast quite burnt, with very cold butter on.

I'll swap you for some of my wine.

Oh lovely wine, red I hope miss?
I'll give you three pieces for a glass of you plonk

 

[moose]

A very good Barolo. *steals a chocolate*

 

[northernhord]

gimme gimme.

I hope when I meet you and bees that you bring some of your Magic confectionary/cakery, if so you will be bought many many pints