what do you think ross kemp should do next?

[Augie March]

Ross Kemp on holes in walls.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Are you the one that came up with Hole in the Wall on BBC 1?

Sadly not ... but I do marvel at the person who did! Especially those silver suits

 

[fogbat]

Sadly not ... but I do marvel at the person who did! Especially those silver suits

They just ripped off a Japanese programme and added "celebs", didn't they?

 

[Pieface]

I heard an advert for this somehow today....

You hear these soldiers scream "ENEMYYYYYYYYYYY!" and all these bullets start flying and then they scream "MAN DOWN MAN DOWN MAN DOWN" and fucking Ross Kemp JOINS IN. Ross Kemp the actor who is in no way qualified to even comment on what the fuck is happening out there is screaming "MAN DOWN" like it's actually HELPING.

For fuck's sake

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I reckon he'd probably shout "Go on Grant, come on me old son, go Grant go!!!"cos being Grant was the high point of his stardom and he secretly misses it.

That is so horribly plausible - maybe thats what's behind he and his Missus' split

 

[Pingu]

not one of my favourite presenters but

fair doos to going and getting shot at etc



"so you want me to go back to afghanistan and get shot at again.. let me think about this... erm... fuck off"

 

[Pieface]

it's just a bag of shite thought really isn't it? Whether he gets shot at or not. It's just sticking a famous person in a show so we can see how the famous person reacts and learn nothing about the situation.

It's all they want us to watch these days

 

[bonjour]

He should fight the moon
but my housemate thinks he should go back on eastenders.

 

[Gingerman]

Become a a fuckin squaddie then he could hang around with other sweaty men in uniforms

 

[Madusa]

Become a a fuckin squaddie then he could hang around with other sweaty men in uniforms

Anyway, he's probably too old for all that now.

 

[Voley]

"The World's Great Intellects".

This week: To what extent has “pattern recognition” influenced the postmodern condition as it pervades both textuality and culture?

With Noam Chomsky and Ross Kemp.

 

[goldenecitrone]

"The World's Great Intellects".

This week: To what extent has “pattern recognition” influenced the postmodern condition as it pervades both textuality and culture?

With Noam Chomsky and Ross Kemp.

Next week: Žižek's ontology posits a return to the category of the Cartesian subject; a return to the category of ideology; and a return to the notion of the Lacanian Real.

With Slavoj Zizek and Ross Kemp.

 

[trevhagl]

he's met all of the hardest gangs in the wordl (with no way of knowing whether they are telling the truth or not - "i have no way of knowing if they're telling the truth or not" ) and now he's been to afghanistan and single handedly taken on the taliban.

what should he do next?

I would like to see a "Ross Kemp visits scum pubs" series where he has to wear pink triangle earrings and a blonde wig

 

[dlx1]

what should he do next?

go back to EastEnders

 

[dwenfish]

Become an Anthena Poster boy!

that picture is all kinds of wrong.

 

[Talkie Toaster]

He should start up a comedy double act with Harry Hill.

 

[sunnyG]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v7BOZ9yF4Bw

 

[Voley]

Next week: Žižek's ontology posits a return to the category of the Cartesian subject; a return to the category of ideology; and a return to the notion of the Lacanian Real.

With Slavoj Zizek and Ross Kemp.

Don't be daft. Ross Kemp's thick.

 

[Badgers]

The remake of the failed remake of Minder?

It would be wicked skill

 

[purplex]

Fall in love with Boy George, theyd make such a great couple.

 

[Diamond]

Publically wank monkeys for pennies. While pretending to be really tough.

 

[Citizen66]

Ross on the Cross.

A seventeen minute re-enactment of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ where the crown of thorns scratches his baldy heed winding him up to the extent that he manages to break free and annexes the entire city of Rome and uses it as his power base to take on Iran.

 

[MysteryGuest]

he should go round your house and leave a bogie on the stairs.

 

[Citizen66]

Good idea. He can wash the dishes while he's at it.

 

[madamv]

Ross learns the art of the Morris Dance....

Its a winner I tells ya!

 

[DotCommunist]

Ross Kemp On The Gear

 

[Voley]

Ross Kemp Inside The World's Toughest Prisons

Our hero does a series of ten stretches in various prisons until he dies.

Comedy gold.

 

[Ceej]

Children's TV - in dungarees and a joke wig. You know he wants one.

 

[Badgers]

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