What do you actually do in the toilet?

[butterfly child]

Sending long text messages without using predictive text?

Damn, rumbled!

 

[The Groke]

Wee
Poo
Puke
Wank
Read
Play Nintendo
Take Drugs



Sometimes I like to create different combinations of the above.

I have yet to manage all at the same time though. Small steps though eh.

 

[panpete]

Wee,poo,puke and sometimes take a little bit of base (in public loos) drugs are small and fiddly - also if the womin in the loo is pilled up her wee will take ages and ages.

 

[sheothebudworths]

also if the womin in the loo is pilled up her wee will take ages and ages.

When I say 'out' I mean out anywhere not neccessarily out out!

So unless there are lots of pilled up ladies walking around shopping centres, in cafes or in cinemas or what have you and I've just been oblivious to that until now, that's not a valid excuse!

 

[sheothebudworths]

So to clarify....they're not on/preparing/taking drugs, they're not having a shit, they're not wearing particularly difficult to undo/do up looking ensembles (although that phase during the early 90's of women wearing those leotard style tops that did up under the fanny admittedly exacerbated the problem ) and they're not ALL changing tampons.....so wtf ARE they doing?

 

[sheothebudworths]

Damn, rumbled!

 

[Bomber]

I say! This forum has gone orf, tewwibly !

 

[Riff]

Wee
Poo
Read
Change mousies
puke
make phone calls (I have been known to "broadcast" my plop over the phone to whover I'm talking to at the time! )

 

[sheothebudworths]

Change mousies

 

[geminisnake]

Play Nintendo.

Many years ago my son dropped his gameboy down the loo!! It was ok when it dried out

He was banned from taking consoles into the bathroom after that.

What I actually do in the toilet is get rid of surplus body fluids. That is all. No books, magazines, whatever in my bathroom!!

 

[madzone]

Sometimes I consult the I Ching

 

[marco mark]

I seem to spend my time cleaning mine

 

[Mogden]

At home I shit, piss, change me Mooncup, play DS, think about how grubby the skirting board is, fume at the endless bit of tissue himself has left scattered round the loo.

At work I shit when some bint isn't doing a full make up routine outside the bog, dance a bit if the roof music is playing, piss, play games on my mobile, delete texts on my mobile, try not to fall asleep under the freaky sedation lights, think about what I'm having for me tea.

 

[5T3R30TYP3]

Think about cooking

Sqeeze harder and wipe faster so I can spend more time cooking

Wonder what it was that I cooked, that produced the shit that I just did

 

[5T3R30TYP3]

Oh and sometimes I skin up while I'm having a shit...

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

bleed

 

[rennie]

strip for the neighbours.

 

[northernhord]

Shit n Piss and occasionally peel one back if the mood takes me

 

[Idaho]

Entertain my webcam fans.

 

[moose]

Tidy up my eyebrows.

 

[northernhord]

Tidy up my eyebrows.

where do you take a dump then?

 

[moose]

Northernhoard! How rude! Ladies don't dump - fairies come and take it away in silver buckets, of course.

 

[northernhord]

Northernhoard! How rude! Ladies don't dump - fairies come and take it away in silver buckets, of course.

Soz dint know you were a Lady, I will re-phrase then where do you scatter your petals

 

[moose]

that's the best euphemism I've ever heard

 

[northernhord]

that's the best euphemism I've ever heard

ta

 

[ViolentPanda]

So do I but this is NOT pooing, which is why I said 'to do a piss' (you can usually work out when someone's had a dump ) and it's fairly unlikely that every single one of them is changing a tampon either (I would say it's about 80% of women ime)!


Complicated hosiery?
Checking make up?
Sending long text messages without using predictive text?
Writing their memoirs?

Flicking their beans?