What did G*d Do on the Eighth Day?

[MickiQ]

He realised that creating the whole universe in just one day was definitely a rush job so he is still planning how to tear the whole thing down and have another go at it.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Which became seagulls.

You're going straight to hell, you monster.

 

[Saul Goodman]

On the eighth day he sobered up and facepalmed.

 

[bcuster]

On the 8th day he chucked the man and woman he'd just created out of the garden of Eden because they ate a piece of fruit.

No, they pridefullly a direct edict

 

[nogojones]

God is outside of time and never changes

So the petty, spiteful and jealous god of the old testament hasn't reformed and gone all woke then?

I had my suspicions.

 

[bluescreen]

Sorting through His Inbox

 

[tim]

I’m not sure what you’re trying to say, I assume assume it’s a weak, disrespectful attempt at humor…

Cunt is usually the usually the only word that gets an asterisk in thread titles. In what way were my comments disrespectful?

 

[planetgeli]

Definitely a 'he' then?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Definitely a 'he' then?

From the photographs I've seen of him, this seems to be the case.

 

[planetgeli]

From the photographs I've seen of him, this seems to be the case.

Like cannister Damascus, I think this is something you are far more up on than me, so that's good enough for me.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Like cannister Damascus, I think this is something you are far more up on than me, so that's good enough for me.

I just did a Google image search

 

[sojourner]

He had a big poo.

That is literally what I came to post

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Definitely a 'he' then?

The long white beard would suggest so.

 

[planetgeli]

The long white beard would suggest so.

I haven't done the google image search.

 

[WouldBe]

The long white beard would suggest so.

It might be fake.

 

[Humberto]

is theory, history and philosophy rumpus zone now then?

 

[tony.c]

I just did a Google image search

Did you use the right words?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

That is literally what I came to post

And then he had a never-ending amphetamine wank loop. Its god after all, so he had all eternity to get to the point, unlike us mere mortals who gave up eventually.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Did you use the right words?
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Did you?

 

[nottsgirl]

 

[danski]

That is literally what I came to post

Yeah, me too!

 

[Aaronf]

He started waiting for The Life of a Showgirl album to drop.

Then him and me had a fight over who was the most jealous of Travis Kelce.

 

[PTK]

That’s not theologically correct

Theology is opinion, though. It is not scripture. It does not state in the Bible that God is outside space and time. That is a claim that was invented hundreds of years after the death of Jesus.
If you create something, you change. God must have changed as he created. He could not remain the same.

 

[craigdavid]

He chilled on Sunday.

 

[Saul Goodman]

He chilled on Sunday.

You created an account with that name just to say that? FFS!

 

[ouirdeaux]

Hey, it's Craig David! Obviously the Craig David. We should be welcoming him.

And maybe he is God.

 

[Jennaonthebeach]

Probably saved the game and then started a new one.

 

[Jennaonthebeach]

Theology is opinion, though. It is not scripture. It does not state in the Bible that God is outside space and time. That is a claim that was invented hundreds of years after the death of Jesus.

I suspect it was an idea that was around long before the time of Jesus in various forms.

 

[T & P]

Never mind what he might have done on the 8th day- I wish he would reveal himself to his followers across all the Abrahamic religions and settle once and for all which day is the start of the new week. Anything other than Monday, and I’m siding with the fallen angels down below

 

[ouirdeaux]

Thursday. Just because.