What colour are your saucepans?

[Johnny Canuck3]

I want a kitchen with one of those center area things, where you chop shit. I'll hang pans and garlic and shit from above, maybe some onions or tomatoes... a hook for my baseball cap and maybe learn how to say hello in french... and cook loads of caribbean food

Have you picked out the curtains yet?

 

[Kanda]

Have you picked out the curtains yet?

Blinds Johnny... god you're so 80's

 

[mentalchik]

Blinds Johnny... god you're so 80's

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I'll see if I can find pics of my pans.

We have three of these in different sizes.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Two of these

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

One of these, but it's white enamel, with flowers on it. It's a pasta cooking saucepan.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

A cast iron frying pan like this, also in orange.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

A cheapie frying pan, teflon, like this

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Three of these in different sizes. Right up to 'big'.

 

[Kanda]

PanPorn!

 

[Detroit City]

can we get an inventory of your kitchen utensils also JC2?

i also want pics of your wife's knickers

and a pic of your wife

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Plus a stainless steel frying pan with a glass lid big enough to do five steaks in, and a light blue cast iron pan, big enough for one steak, plus assorted old ones.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

can we get an inventory of your kitchen utensils also JC2?

i also want pics of your wife's knickers

and a pic of your wife

Detroit City: voted "Most Likely To Look In Your Bedroom Window And Masturbate"

 

[Detroit City]

Detroit City: voted "Most Likely To Look In Your Bedroom Window And Masturbate"

 

[madzone]

I want a kitchen with one of those center area things, where you chop shit. I'll hang pans and garlic and shit from above, maybe some onions or tomatoes... a hook for my baseball cap and maybe learn how to say hello in french... and cook loads of caribbean food

And what will your pinny be like?
Will you be naked underneath it?

 

[Kanda]

And what will your pinny be like?
Will you be naked underneath it?

Thomas the Tank engine, and yeah, of course.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

And what will your pinny be like?
Will you be naked underneath it?

Not if he doesn't want to burn his sweetbreads, he won't.

 

[madzone]

Thomas the Tank engine, and yeah, of course.

All you need is a splatter guard.

Maybe a tea strainer would suffice?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

All you need is a splatter guard.

Maybe a tea strainer would suffice?

Reminds me of an ad on a porn movie: "Don't flatter me: splatter me!"

 

[madzone]

Reminds me of an ad on a porn movie: "Don't flatter me: splatter me!"

Oh that's grim.

 

[Kanda]

Not if he doesn't want to burn his sweetbreads, he won't.

That's possibly the gayest thing I have seen you type...

 

[foo]

Jesus wept

innit.

 

[Kanda]

innit.

If you don't wanna talk suacepans, don't read the thread!

It's not quantumn physics is it...

 

[tarannau]

Kanda is like the new Delia of the boards.

A bit primmer though, and with glasses.

 

[Looby]

can we get an inventory of your kitchen utensils also JC2?

i also want pics of your wife's knickers

and a pic of your wife

I find you very disturbing, you're extremely creepy and come across as a sex pest. Does that not bother you at all?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I find you very disturbing, you're extremely creepy and come across as a sex pest. Does that not bother you at all?

I guess that would depend on how much he values your opinion.

 

[Looby]

I guess that would depend on how much he values your opinion.

I get the impression there are many others who feel the same way. I don't for one minute expect him to give a shit what I think.

 

[Detroit City]

I find you very disturbing, you're extremely creepy and come across as a sex pest. Does that not bother you at all?

i find that you lack a sense of humour and joie de vivre...JC2 knows I was kidding around

for Gods sake this is an anonymous internet forum...you act like its the house of parliament

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

i find that you lack a sense of humour and joie de vivre...JC2 knows I was kidding around

for Gods sake this is an anonymous internet forum...you act like its the house of parliament

Not parliament: the Brixton Internet Collective.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I get the impression there are many others who feel the same way. I don't for one minute expect him to give a shit what I think.

Firky makes just as many sexual comments. Does the way DC looks have any influence over your feeling of being creeped out?