Screw you all

I'm gonna give you this recipe whether you like it or not
220g self raising flour
1/2 cup flavourless oil (I used oil because I wanted them to be extra moist, but you could definitely use butter for more flavour)
3/4 cup buttermilk
1 large egg
Lemon jest and a little squeeze of lemon juice, until I realised it might make the buttermilk curdle
100-150g white chocolate, smashed into little chunks (or nuts or berries or whatever)
Gale's weird gelatinous lemon curd
Preheat oven 180c
Mix all the dry ingredients (not the chocolate) in a bowl
Mix all the wet ingredients in a jug
Combine the two, and don't overmix
Add chocolate
Put a spoon of mixture into a muffin case, then a teaspoon of lemon curd, and cover it up with more cake mixture
Bake for about 20 mins.
YUMMMM!