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What articles of clothing would you never wear?

Said before but thongs :o ew. Someone said sock suspenders, ha, my "fashion forward" art student sister seems to think they're a good idea but...i dont see it
 
anything with some stupid logo on the front like fcuk. why should i pay money to wear something that advertises some scumbag company?
 
I'd never wear anything pink, because I have an irrational hatred of clothes that insinuate that the wearer is in some way infantile (just a pet dislike, I associate pink with Barbies and girly girls, neither of which are remotely like me).

Other than that...

stiletto heels (because I can't stand up in them), 6-inch chunky soles are fine though

stuff with a Playboy logo on it, or similar (see irrational hatred above)

sportswear ('cos it's for chavs, innit)

clothes that don't fit properly e.g. trousers that are too tight, oversized baggy tops that make me look pregnant, tops that don't fit across my chest and squish my boobs into pancakes (reason should be obvious!)
 
drainpipe or skinny jeans

any trousers with a leg that tapers to the ankle.

a mini skirt

- i think you can see i have issues with my short fat legs (rightly)

a string/triangle style bikini. that would be silly.
 
I haven't worn a bikini for 10 years and I'm not going to start now! :o

Trousers without lycra content.

White socks (I wish my son would listen to me on this one!)

Anything with a logo or picture on the front.

A hairband or bobbles :rolleyes: A neighbour of mine (in her 40's) wears either / or and she looks bloody ridiculous! And my daughter has a white hairband that looks like it should have blood splattered on it and be hiding a nasty head injury!:D

The nighties that my MIL buys me every Christmas :rolleyes:
 
Shirl said:
Well, I hope they never see daylight :D
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Errm, yes they have :o . I woke up with a cracking hangover to find that we'd moored the boat somewhere we shouldn't have (it was dark and we were hammered when we tied up).

So we set off in a hurry. I had to drive the thing into Uxbridge whilst wearing said pajamas.
 
i was thinking people probably wouldn't wear what i'm wearing now, this massive sparkly squeine thing i got in a vintage shop today i have no idea hwta era it was from i've pinned it down to...the 70's or 80's, possibly pretending to be 30's. I think it rocks :D i'm going to where it with jeans and trainers and make it feel special. :)
 
'city shorts' :mad:
footless tights
anything yellow
dungarees (been there, done that)
halterneck tops (but I wish I could)
skinny jeans(just look wrong)
 
polly said:
these. saw them on the tube twice today. have mercy.
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I feel your pain, two of my best mates are currently seen sporting this horrible current fashion trend. Very glad I hadn't voiced my venom.
 
polly said:
these. saw them on the tube twice today. have mercy.
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Yes I was wearing those with my monkey pajamas when I had to move the boat that morning. I love that they are so horrible. Plus if you fall in, they float. :)
 
i must be getting old- my first thought when i saw them really was: here we go, care in the community claims another victim. but if you must make an anti-fashion statement, then i suppose they're as good as it gets...

lemontop, you must grasp that nettle. they'll thank you in the long run.

right, i'm off to bed in my flannel pyjamas with gaping hold in the bum. what a fashionista :D
 
those high waisted trousers with tapered legs and darts/pleats at the waist, I honestly would not care how high fashion they ever became, I would not wear them.

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ditto ski pants
 
Mrs Magpie said:
Linda Smith said if you put a shell-suit to your ear you can hear Romford.
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:D

Linda Smith was the funniest person ever.

Well, a dead heat with Andy Hamilton at least.
 
lyra_k said:
those high waisted trousers with tapered legs and darts/pleats at the waist, I honestly would not care how high fashion they ever became, I would not wear them.
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I call them parsnip trousers. And no, I would never wear them either.

or: Halterneck tops (I think they make me look too wide across the shoulders)
jeans
trainers with a big white chunky sole
scrunchies
anything with "england" on it.
 
i wouldn't rule anything out, even if it was just wearing for comedy value, or if i got a part in a film or play that meant i had to wear soemthing i didn't like :)
 
actually i'd never wear shoes like wot preston oridnary boy was photographed wearing returning home from his honeymoon with chantelle the other day, them horrid white leather moccasin/boat shoes.
 
Shirl said:
Oh yeh, just remembered those stupid womens shorts that look like suit pants cut off just below the knee with turn ups, usually pinstriped :mad: fecking 'orrible :mad:
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yuk yuk yuk yuk!!!

i hate 'em. and those chino style shorts. they're the most unflattering things and look awful on anyone (imo)

milesy, are you really in a position to talk about horrid shoes? :D ;) :p
 
foo said:
i hate 'em. and those chino style shorts. they're the most unflattering things and look awful on anyone (imo)
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i like them (on girls, not boys, obviously)

foo said:
milesy, are you really in a position to talk about horrid shoes? :D ;) :p
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i'll ignore that :)
 
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