I will be tucking into toast, marmalade and tea in about an hour and a half - after cycling 4 miles, getting the first jobs of the day done, and having a wash.
Just got a bacon roll at work - there was 3 massive bits of bacon stuck together and I crammed them all into a roll and got to the counter and told the server I had 1 piece of bacon in my roll - she never looks - one of these days she will and I'll look a right lying fool
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